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	Season 38 / Episode 1: - The Bookaneers Brian Williams: Today's word is 'squid'. 'Squid' is a fantastic word. Squid squid squid squid squid squid.
	Season 38 / Episode 1: - The Bookaneers Brian Williams: This is Brian Williams saying good day, and good squid.
	Season 15 / Episode 4: - Show 1839 Big Bird: [has drawn caricatures of Luis, Susan, Gordon, Bob, Maria, David, Olivia and Mr. Hooper. After handing out seven of them, he sees that Mr. Hooper is missing] Say, where is he? Maria: Big Bird, don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hooper died. He's dead. Big Bird: Oh, yeah, I remember. Well, I'll give it to him when he comes back. Susan: Big Bird, Mr. Hooper's not coming back. Big Bird: Why not? Susan: Big Bird, when people die, they don't come back. Big Bird: Ever? Susan: [shakes her head] No, never. Big Bird: Well, why not? Luis: Well, Big Bird, They're dead. They... They can't come back. Big Bird: Well, he's got to come back. Why, who's going to take care of the store? And who's going to make my birdseed milkshakes, and tell me stories? David: Big Bird, I?m going to take care of the store. Mr. Hooper - he left it to me. And I'll make you your milkshakes, and we'll all tell you stories, and we'll make sure you're okay. Susan: Yeah, we'll look after you. Big Bird: Oh, hmm. [walks around as he thinks] Well, it won't be the same. Bob: You're right, Big Bird. It's... It'll never be the same around here without him. But you know something? We can all be very happy that we had the chance to be with him, and to know him, and to love him a lot when he was here. Olivia: And Big Bird, we still have our memories of him. Big Bird: Oh, yeah, Our memories. Right. Why, memories... that's how I drew this picture. From memory. And we can remember him, and remember him, and remember him... as much as we want to. [looks at Mr. Hooper's picture] But, I don't like it. [chokes up] It makes me sad. David: We all feel sad, Big Bird. Big Bird: He's never coming back? [David and Olivia shake their heads] Well, I don't understand! You know everything was just fine. Why does it have to be this way? Give me one good reason! Gordon #3: Big Bird, It has to be this way... because. Big Bird: Just because? Gordon #3: Just... because. Big Bird: Oh. [looks at the picture] You know, I'm going to miss you, Mr. Looper. Maria: That's Hooper, Big Bird. Hooper. [she and the others chuckle] Big Bird: Right. [as he continues to look at the picture, the others gather around him. Our view pulls back to a wide shot of the set, and the screen slowly fades to black]
	Unknown Episode: Old King Cole: What ho! Bring me my royal pipe. And step on it. Kermit the Frog: Don't worry, folks - we won't go for the old joke.
	Unknown Episode: Grover: Hello, sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi. Fat Blue: Oh no, it's you! Grover: Yes it is I, your furry blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir? Fat Blue: I want to go to the library. Grover: Oh a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place with books to read and you can listen to records like "The Air is Alive with the Sound of Music." Fat Blue: I know that. Let's go. Grover: You know you can take home books from the library too, if you bring them back of course. Fat Blue: I know. That's why I'm going there. Grover: Of course you could also go to the zoo. Fat Blue: I don't want to go to the zoo! Grover: Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" And you can buy a balloon there. Fat Blue: I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
	Unknown Episode: Bert: I don't get it.
	Unknown Episode: Bert: It's not fair. It's just not fair!
	Unknown Episode: Bert: Oh, I love pigeons more then anything else in this world... besides oatmeal.
	Unknown Episode: Forgetful Jones: [repeated Line] I forgot!
	Unknown Episode: Bert: Why me?
	Unknown Episode: Gordon: Sally, you've never seen a street like Sesame Street before. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!
	Unknown Episode: Big Bird: Never refer to me as an item. I'm a bird.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar the Grouch: Now leave me alone and get lost!
	Unknown Episode: Oscar the Grouch: Scram!
	Unknown Episode: Grover: Hello everybodeeeeeeeee! It is I, Grover!
	Unknown Episode: Elmo: Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
	Unknown Episode: Big Bird: Super. Duper. Flooper. Mr. Hooper: Hooper. Hooper.
	Unknown Episode: Grover: How about the museum? You can look at pictures of the mummies... And the daddies. Fat Blue: I don't want to look at pictures of the mummies and the daddies!
	Unknown Episode: Fat Blue: [in Grover's taxi] I do not want to go to the museum, I do not want to go the movies, I do not want to go to the zoo! I want YOU to drive ME to the library! Grover: Gladly, sir. If you do not mind waiting. Fat Blue: Waiting? Waiting for what? Grover: 'Til I get my car fixed. It is broken. Fat Blue: I can't wait 'til your car is fixed. I'm in a hurry! Grover: Oh alright, sir, if you are going to be difficult. [calls out] Hey, Herry! Forget the gargage. We need to go to the library! Fat Blue: But I'm in a hurry. Hey...? Grover: Well in that case I shall call you a taxi. [calls out] Taxi! Taxi, we got a library job! Taxi! They never stop when you need them. Have you ever noticed that?
	Unknown Episode: Cookie Monster: Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
	Unknown Episode: C-3PO: [greeting Big Bird] Look, R2, there's our large, yellow bird friend. Hello, friend bird.
	Unknown Episode: Slimy: [after reading Trash Gordon] Read more! Read more! Oscar the Grouch: Uh uh. Sorry, Slimy, time for sleep now. So close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful Trash that's yet to come. [to the camera] You too. There'll be more Trash tomorrow.
	Unknown Episode: Slimy: Read! Read! Read! Oscar the Grouch: Okay, Slimy, although I do enjoy your pestering.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar the Grouch: [Referring to Slimy's book The Adventures of Trash Gordon] He loves reading Trash.
	Unknown Episode: Slimey the Worm: [after reading Trash Gordon] More! More! More! Oscar the Grouch: No, no more, Slimey. That was alot of excitement for a little worm. You get some rest and we'll read some more tomorrow. [to the camera] You're still here? Hey, why don't you go read a book or something?
	Unknown Episode: Grover: Jane Fonda, eat your heart out!
	Unknown Episode: Fat Blue: [angrily] Do you think you can bring me a meal without dropping it on the floor? Grover: Where there is life, there is hope.
	Unknown Episode: Cookie Monster: [as Alistair Cookie, host of Monsterpiece Theatre] Today, we bring you greatest play in English language: Hamlet, by William Shakespeare. It no get classier than this.
	Unknown Episode: Kermit the Frog: [trying to come up with rhyming song lyrics] Here, try this. Mary had a little canary. It was bluer than the sky. And every where that Mary went, the canary was sure to fly. Don Music: [shouts] But canaries aren't blue! Kermit the Frog: Jeesh! Don Music: I'll never get it! Never! You won't help! Oh! [bangs his head against the piano] Kermit the Frog: Uh, you'll hurt yourself in the head, there, Don.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar the Grouch: Say! Aren't you Johnny Trash? Johnny Cash: No, Cash. Oscar the Grouch: Cash, Cash! Johnny Cash: Yeah. Have a rotten day!

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