Sealab 2021 Quotes

Sealab 2021

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	Season 3 / Episode 8: - ASHDTV Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Nobody shucks my corn but meeeeeee!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Alvis will smoke those bitches!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Shut your riversticks-lovin' ass!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Sparks: How can you worship that guy? He killed a man! Captain Murphy: Hey, only for revenge. "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Captain Murphy: Oh Alvis! We were gonna have a festival for you, with ham and pomp! Alvis: Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Captain Murphy: Alvis was the holiest man ever to slap iron! He killed for your sins!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Most religions think Alvis' love of liquor and guns and revenge was... Debbie DuPree: Creepy. Captain Murphy: Well, maybe most religions can hash it out in hell for all eternity. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Alvis'll smoke those bitches.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fusebox Alvis: Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Policy Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: You can't test drugs on humans! There are rules, procedures. It has to be tested on animals first. Sparks: WHY? Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first? Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Because that's... Sparks: Et-hey! A rat doesn't wear lipstick okay? A rabbit doesn't use hairspray! A monkey doesn't need pills, to get ramped up for hot monkey sex! It's people, man! We're miserable! So why shouldn't we try it all first? Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Well... you've got a point there actually. I'll try it.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Hesh: Hesh wants some sex! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hesh! Get off! My tape's playing! Hesh: Shut up. Debbie, get down here... give Hesh some sex. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hesh, this isn't funny. Hesh: You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, I'm coming down there. Hesh: Shut up. Debbie DuPree: Well now... Hesh Hesh: Shut up! Debbie DuPree: Um, okay... why do you think you would make a good father? Hesh: Um... gimme a second... uh... sex.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Man, how'd you feel if everyone went around calling you "White" Stormy? Derek 'Stormy' Waters: [Gasps] You mean there's a BLACK Stormy?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Marco: I call this the "LATINATOR"!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Sparks: Like veal... only babies. Debbie DuPree: WHAT? Sparks: And I'm talkin' real baby-back ribs...
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Captain Murphy: Do you want the moustache on, or off? Debbie DuPree: Off, please. Captain Murphy: Too bad.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Sparks: Debbie, I have something for you. Debbie DuPree: Oh yeah? What? Sparks: A book. Debbie DuPree: What's the book? Sparks: "A Modest Proposal". Debbie DuPree: Who's it by? Sparks: Jonathan Swift. Debbie DuPree: And what's the book about? Sparks: Eating babies.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Debbie DuPree: I am a fertile goddess and I must have a baby!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Marco: So, uh, how you been? Debbie Love: [flirtatiously] Actually, I've been a little under the weather. Marco: Sounds like you need a shot of "Vitamin M". Debbie Love: You know, I think I might. Marco: It's a pretty big needle. Debbie Love: I get it. Come on in, honey. Marco: This doctor makes house calls. Debbie Love: [irritably] I GET it! Marco: Oh, you GONNA get it! Debbie Love: [impatiently] Would you just get in here? Marco: Oh, I'm gonna get in there! Debbie Love: [exasperated] All right, already!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Chickmate Captain Murphy: Well, as long as the baby doesn't touch my stash. Debbie DuPree: Your what? Captain Murphy: ...Heh, heh, moustache!
	Unknown Episode: Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy. Captain Murphy: It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it. Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding. Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help.
	Unknown Episode: Captain Murphy: Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?
	Unknown Episode: Captain Murphy: Wait a minute, he gets eye beams, but I can't get x-ray vision? Sparks: Okay... everybody gets x-ray vision. Captain Murphy: Yeah, and big chainsaw hands!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: I am a cyborg. My weak body couldn't deal with the viruses of the 21st century. So, using my I.Q. of 260 - that's 2-6-0 - I built a cybernetic body, and became this bastard child of science that you see before you. I'm not asking for your pity, and I don't want your apologies. All I want is your understanding and acceptance. I'm asking for your friendshi - [Sealab explodes]
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That's not in the budget! How are we paying for all this? Sparks: Selling pot. Sparks: ...Holders. Sparks: ...Made of hemp.
	Unknown Episode: Bebop Cola Machine: [singing like Louie Armstrong] And I think to myself, I need exact change.
	Unknown Episode: Marco: Once again, your stupidity has killed us!
	Unknown Episode: Marco: When I wear blue, I am like the wind. A hot LATIN wind!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That shockwave created a subspace fracture. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Take that, subspace! Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Shut up. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: No.
	Unknown Episode: Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hey Quinns, check it out! We built a time machine! Stormy Two is gonna' go back in time, and, uh, fix it all... up, there. Fix it... Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: You don't have the brain capacity to build a time machine. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: You're right. So I guess it's not so much a time machine... as it is a dodge ball connon! Say hello to my little friend... Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Eat it! Eat it! Get some! Get some!
	Unknown Episode: Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on? Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain. Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote! Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose. Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same. Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport? Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.
	Unknown Episode: Captain Murphy: There goes my nipples again!

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