5x09 My Half-Acre
First Aired: Feb. 07, 2006 on NBC
Summary: J.D. is introduced to quirky Julie Quinn and love is in the air. Worried that J.D. will once again screw up the budding relationship Elliot doles out effective romance advice. Meanwhile, Carla questions Dr.Cox's tough exterior and is convinced that the sarcastic doctor is really a softy.…
Main Characters in this Episode
Elliot: I was Elliot.
Dr. Cox: Fine, Lonnie. But hand to God, if you so much as look at me for the next month I will mummify your head in surgical tape.
Lonnie: Thank you Dr. Cox!
Lonnie: Is he gone? No? Hello?
Dr. Cox: Two good reasons: his face and his personality.
J.D.: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
J.D.: But words will hurt forever
- The song Turk dances to when he auditions for Ted/Janitor's air band is Belle Biv Devoe's "Poison". Some of the dance moves are taken directly from the "Poison" music video. Belle Biv Devoe and the song "Poison" are also referenced in episode 2.19, "My Kingdom".