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 | Season 8 / Episode 5: - My ABCs Dr. Perry Cox: Why do I hate that intern? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Because he called you Dr. C? Dr. Perry Cox: Actually, I find that endearing. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Did he say "back in the day"? Dr. Perry Cox: No. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Did he say "back in the hizzay"? Dr. Perry Cox: No. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Does he like Hugh Jackman? Dr. Perry Cox: You suck at this. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 5: - My Growing Pains Josh: I'm ok. Little tired, though. How 'bout you? Dr. Perry Cox: Well, I'm 47 and recently lost the ability to breakdown dairy products. But otherwise I'm dandy. Thank you for asking. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Woah! TMI! Right, Josh? Too much information? [laughs] Dr. Perry Cox: Tell you what, I'm going to let you hang out with Nurse "Early 90s Catch Phrases" here while your parents come out in the hallway and we can have a little discussion. And we'll be back. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 19: - My Cold Shower Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I'm not upset about Elliot. Dr. Christopher Turk: You both have had a history together. Nurse Carla Espinosa: You two have had more ups and downs than Ross and Rachel on Friends. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I'm nothing like Ross. Dr. Perry Cox: Of course not. You're Rachel, she's Ross. |
| Season 6 / Episode 15: - My Long Goodbye Nurse Carla Espinosa: Wow, I'm still not ready to do this... it's going to be so weird not having you by my side every day. Making fun of the other doctors, going on and on about Jesus... man, I hope he's real or you're gonna be pissed! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Remember my first day? When that patient came in and started bleeding out on me? I was so shocked I could barely move. But you stood by my side, and you guided me through it. And then you did the most amazing thing of all... you made me laugh. Nurse Carla Espinosa: For the last fifteen years, you've been my role model... but most of all you've been my friend! Nurse Carla Espinosa: And I don't know what else to say, so... I'm really, really gonna miss you. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Goodbye. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 12: - My Fishbowl Dr. Perry Cox: [Carla tells bad joke] You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was. Nurse Carla Espinosa: So what, I'm not funny? Dr. Perry Cox: Why I think you're very funny... WHEN you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse. You know, as long as you stay right in you wheel house. [Dr. Cox begins walking through the room] Barbie is funniest when she's an anal retentive train wreck; your husband does it when he's sarcastic. Dr. Christopher Turk: Ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do. Dr. Perry Cox: The Janitor is amusing because quite frankly he's insane The Janitor: [walks by with tiny boots that look like they are for a baby on his hands] I made shoes for my bunny. Dr. Perry Cox: [walks over the J.D] And Alice here, well she can turn a phrase. and I'm assuming because I called you Alice you're thinking of me as the maid from the Brady Bunch. [Dr. Cox appears as Alice from the Brady Bunch then looks at J.D] Aren't ya? Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: He was. Dr. Perry Cox: Now some people just have funny names, for instance, Dr. Beardface, Dr. McHead, Colonel Doctor, and of course Snoop Dogg intern. Snoop Dogg Intern: [grabs his white coat] Hey, Hey. Dr. Perry Cox: My bad, Snoop Dogg resident. The Todd is a sexual deviant, Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me, and Ted is the Hospital Sad sack. Ted Buckland: I am? Dr. Perry Cox: Yes Ted. Ted Buckland: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Dr. Perry Cox: And me I'm just funny because I commit C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T... [makes the notion of sipping tea] -TEA. And I also do silly rants. But there is just one man who is funny, no matter what he says. Dr. Bob Kelso: [Kelso enters] Are my undergarments made of wool because my WEASLES getting heat stroke? Dr. Perry Cox: The point is please don't tell anymore jokes. Ted Buckland: I'm not a sadsack am I? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Ted, your pen exploded! Ted Buckland: [looks at his shirt with a large blue stain on it] Awwwwww [looks at is blue hand on his head] AWWWWWWWWW! |
| Season 6 / Episode 10: - My Therapeutic Month Dr. Christopher Turk: [while in J.D.'s new apartment] [looks up at the ceiling fan] Awesome ceiling fan. Nurse Carla Espinosa: [switches to Turk getting a cast on his arm back at Sacred Heart] What happened? Is everything all right? Dr. Christopher Turk: It was a TOTALLY un-avoidable accident! Dr. Christopher Turk: [J.D. does his thing when he looks up to a flashback] [turk is playing the classic hand game while sticking his hands in between the blades of the fan] Check out the cool moves! Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: That's awesome! Dr. Christopher Turk: You wanna see awesome? Turn it up! [J.D. turns around to turn up the fan, and then a loud thud is heard and he sees Turk is stuck on the blades and is flying around the room] Dr. Christopher Turk: Whoa! Turn it off! Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [switch falls off] This thing came off! Dr. Christopher Turk: AUGHHHHHH! Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [switch back to present] He was a beautiful black blur. |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - His Story III Janitor: But I didn't even see the demon leave the body. Nurse Carla Espinosa: I'm sure it did. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - My Missed Perception Nurse Carla Espinosa: This picture is happening. The Janitor: No it's not. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Oh what do you know, mop-jock? |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - My Missed Perception Nurse Carla Espinosa: Why would you ruin this for me? I mean, I didn't even ask you to be there. The Janitor: Imagine that: I've been working here for 14 years and I guess I don't rate as part of the family. Nurse Carla Espinosa: [surprised] Did you wanna be in the picture? The Janitor: No... it's just... who... it's I... I gotta go. |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - My Jiggly Ball Dr. Christopher Turk: Elliot, nobody respects clinic doctors. Dr. Elliot Reid: Really, Turk? I think your hernia patient does. Dr. Christopher Turk: [Laughing] I'm not upset about that! Nurse Carla Espinosa: It's obvious you are. J.D.: It's more obvious to me, baby - I mean Turk. Dr. Elliot Reid: Look, I know this place isn't the greatest, but it's not like I lie awake thinking about being yelled at by Dr. Cox or playing Jiggly Ball with the orderlies. |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - My Jiggly Ball J.D.: Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic? Dr. Perry Cox: Who? J.D.: Dr. Reid? Dr. Perry Cox: I'm sorry, that's just not ringing a bell. Nurse Carla Espinosa: She and J.D. used to sleep together. Dr. Perry Cox: J.D.? J.D.: That's not even funny! Dr. Perry Cox: Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's grave, thought your real name was Carol. |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - My Jiggly Ball Nurse Carla Espinosa: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot. Dr. Christopher Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped. Nurse Carla Espinosa: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it? Dr. Christopher Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Let's say there's no women. Dr. Christopher Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Fine. He's in a pond. J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents! Dr. Christopher Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays - men only J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me. Nurse Carla Espinosa: N - oka - fine! Turk's the one who's drowning! Dr. Christopher Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim! J.D.: Why do you have to go there? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Oh my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots. J.D.: [thinking] She's the idiot! We're doctors. |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - My Jiggly Ball Dr. Elliot Reid: I told you guys to leave it alone. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Oh, would you stop being so proud? Dr. Elliot Reid: I'm proud? Carla! After the wedding, you wouldn't even take Turk's name! Nurse Carla Espinosa: I use it for official things! Dr. Elliot Reid: Letting him call you Mrs. Turk in the bedroom isn't official. Dr. Christopher Turk: But it is officially hot! Dr. Elliot Reid: And Turk, you freaked out when the hernia patient listened to me over you. And J.D.! You just let the entire hospital pummel you with tennis balls because you were too proud to admit you didn't know what "Jiggly Ball" was. |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - My Jiggly Ball J.D.: Guys, why? Nurse Carla Espinosa: The Janitor told us that if we pretended to know about Jiggly Ball, we get to throw tennis balls at you. |
| Season 5 / Episode 2: - My Rite Of Passage Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Hey, how come Elliot never invites us over to her hospital? Nurse Carla Espinosa: She probably doesn't want you guys embarrasing her Dr. Christopher Turk: How would we embarras her? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Oh, maybe by diagnosing all your female patient with Turk-Fever Dr. Christopher Turk: Honey, i lot of women suffer from that Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: It's true, i even had it |
| Season 5 / Episode 2: - My Rite Of Passage Dr. Elliot Reid: ook, Carla, I didn't want you to come here because... well... Look, there's so much great about you - you're smart, you're loyal, you've absolutely shattered all of my preconceived notions about chicanos! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot? Bring it. Dr. Elliot Reid: You're a bit of a gossip. Nurse Carla Espinosa: So? I'm interested in people's stories! Dr. Elliot Reid: Thanks to you, for the rest of my career I have the world's worst nickname! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Bankfarter's not so bad. It sounds German! Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, verdammt noch mal. Nimm meine Leute nicht auf den Arm, Carla! |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - My Faith in Humanity Nurse Carla Espinosa: [about Dr. Perry Cox, in his presence] Elliot, do you see the problem with trying to appeal to its human side? Dr. Elliot Reid: He doesn't have one. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Exactly! But what does he have? Dr. Elliot Reid: A shaved chest, a closetful of tiny tee shirts, and the eyes of a madman. Dr. Perry Cox: Ohh! I'm sorry! The correct answer she was looking for is a giant ego! I have a giant ego! |
| Season 4 / Episode 14: - My Lucky Charm Dr. Elliot Reid: Carla, I'm so bummed. I can't go see the Chamber Orchestra tonight, I totally forgot I have my Cantonese class. And I would totally call and cancel but the only thing I know how to say is "I'm allergic to peanuts." Nurse Carla Espinosa: Oh, Elliot, I was really looking forward to this. The Janitor: Really? About five seconds ago you were all giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Why would you do that to me? The Janitor: New thing. I'm busting chops. Nurse Carla Espinosa: [laughs defensively] Dr. Elliot Reid: So, you just forgot we even had plans? Nurse Carla Espinosa: What's the big deal? You were flaking on them anyway. Dr. Elliot Reid: I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class. The Janitor: But do you? Do you really? [Elliot makes a "What are you doing" face - Janitor shrugs] Busting chops. Dr. Elliot Reid: Fine! Well at least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them! [storms off down a corridor] Nurse Carla Espinosa: [shouting after her] Oh yeah? Well if I knew you were gonna flake on them, I would never have made plans to forget in the first place, because you... Dr. Perry Cox: [has just walked in from the corridor Elliot left down] She's gone, Carla. It's over. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Where the hell have you been for the last few days? Dr. Perry Cox: Deep sea fishing. Nurse Carla Espinosa: You hate fishing. Dr. Perry Cox: Went with my buddies. Nurse Carla Espinosa: You don't have any buddies. Dr. Perry Cox: Oh yeah? Well we landed a 200 pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego. The Janitor: Interesting, because that's about 3,000 miles from the natural habitat of the white marlin. Hmm, well perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod! Dr. Perry Cox: Why? The Janitor: I'm busting chops today. You can ask anybody. Nurse Carla Espinosa: It's true. The Janitor: See? |
| Season 4 / Episode 14: - My Lucky Charm Turk: Heard you guys were fighting. Nurse Carla Espinosa: We made up. The Janitor: No they didn't. Chop-busting. [dusts Turk's shoulder with a feather duster] And Doc-dusting. Turk: Well Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla. Dr. Elliot Reid: My hand is stuck in this rats nest she calls hair. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot, wait! Elliot, you did your flirty manipulation thing in front of that guy in there and now he thinks you're this despicable floozy ho excuse for a doctor. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Life in a hospital is never boring. Nurse Carla Espinosa: What the hell are you guys doing? Dr. Christopher Turk: Practicing our slow motion run. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Makes everything seem more dramatic. Nurse Carla Espinosa: You're doctors. Doctors. Dr. Christopher Turk: Baby? Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Go get her, Turk! Dr. Christopher Turk: Waaaaaaiiiiit! Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh, he's slow. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Nurse Carla Espinosa: Okay, I put interview guy in the lounge and told him that Elliot was with a patient. Now, how are we gonna fix this thing? The Janitor: You're okay. The guy wanted an orange soda, right? We bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Okay, here's the plan: Jordan and I will take care of interview guy. Soft-Scrub, you can do whatever the hell you want. The Janitor: I will. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Dr. Christopher Turk: You created a monster. Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine. Nurse Carla Espinosa: So she used her femininity! The only reason you usually get your lab work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball even though he always shoots his foul shots granny-style. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Dr. Elliot Reid: Franklyn, I was wondering if you could put a rush on Mr. Lowenstein's urinaylsis because I've got a really important interview for a fellowship next year. Franklyn: No. We're done talking now. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot, we can help. Dr. Christopher Turk: No! No, you will not turn Elliot into some flirtatious manipulator. I mean, don't get me wrong, outside the hospital, Elliot with her hair up is a slammin' hottie, but in here she's an asexual mess. And that's the natural order of things and you don't mess with the natural order! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot, don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's talking about. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - My Unicorn Dr. Elliot Reid: I have been kicking ass lately, but this place is such a boys' club. I still can't even get x-rays or lab tests back on time. Nurse Carla Espinosa: Hey, Elliot, if you're desperate to get things done, you could always do what Jordan does. Jordan Sullivan: Could you move my car out of the sun? If the seat gets too hot, my thighs get all pink and sweaty. Jordan Sullivan: Yeah. Bye-bye, security guard. Dr. Elliot Reid: Hmm. Very classy. |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - My Malpractical Decision (1) Nurse Carla Espinosa: Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night! Dr. Christopher Turk: How'd you get my cell phone number? The Janitor: Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym? Nurse Carla Espinosa: You better stop messing with my husband. The Janitor: You better tell him to stop messing with my walls. Nurse Carla Espinosa: You did this? Dr. Christopher Turk: Baby, you know you're my world. Nurse Carla Espinosa: I'm out. The Janitor: I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts. |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - My Malpractical Decision (1) Dr. Elliot Reid: Kelso wants me to keep hiding Doug until that attorney leaves? Isn't that ridiculous? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot, the man tried to electrocute me an hour ago. All I care about is whether or not this twitch goes away. You should take Doug down to the morgue. The worst he could do there is bring somebody back to life! |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - My Malpractical Decision (1) Dr. Bob Kelso: Shake this place up. And for God's sakes, get Murphy out of here! Nurse Carla Espinosa: Don't worry, Doug, you're a good doctor. Doug Murphy: I know! |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - My Malpractical Decision (1) Dr. Elliot Reid: Carla, when I became chief resident, I wrote a pledge to myself and do you know what it said? Nurse Carla Espinosa: Mm-mm? Dr. Elliot Reid: It said, "Dance like nobody is watching," which I do constantly with the shades closed just in case somebody's watching. But it also said not to hide problems away. |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - My Office Nurse Carla Espinosa: So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over? Doug Murphy: Oh, I'm still a resident! Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital! Nurse Carla Espinosa: That's a bad thing, Doug, Doug Murphy: Oh, I'm staying positive. |
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