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	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Video Yearbook Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Hey, what happened to you guys? Moose: Slater thought we were hitting on Jessie. So, he starts to hit on us! Ollie: And I'm in terrible pain, too.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - The Senior Prom Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Hey, feel that heat. Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Yeah, it's like a furnace. Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: It is a furnace.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - The Bayside Triangle Zachary 'Zack' Morris: This has gone far enough, look I'm sorry I hurt you, all right?! Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Sorry? You're sorry? You were my best friend, Zack. You could've had any other girl in the school...why Lisa? Why'd you have to steal my dream? I hate you!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - The New Girl Zack: You've made a big mistake. Tori Scott: Oh? Zack: You see, you parked your bike in my parking space. Tori Scott: Did it have a sign? Zack: No, but I've been parking there since... Tori Scott: Maybe you didn't hear me. Zack: What you don't get is that I'm Zack Morris. Tori Scott: Should I be impressed? Zack: Most people are. Tori Scott: Well, I'm not.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - The New Girl Zack: [to Mr. Belding] Look... I've parked in that parking space for 2 years! Even though Screech had to lay there 6 months... but it's still mine!
	Season 3 / Episode 23: - Cut Day Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall? Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you. Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Sorry, sir. You're not my type.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - No Hope With Dope Brandon Tartikoff: You know, I was thinking that at NBC we could make something out of this. How about a sitcom about a high school principal and his students that he helps every day? Mr. Richard Belding: Really? I think's that's a great idea. Brandon Tartikoff: Nah. It'll never work out.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Palm Springs Weekend (1) Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Lisa, you by any chance have seasick pills on you? Lisa Turtle: Oh, you ninny, it's only three feet of water! Samuel 'Screech' Powers: So what? I get seasick in the bathtub.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Last Weekend Stacey Carosi: Morris, you are in big trouble, bucko! Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Hi, Miss Carosi. Is something wrong? Stacey Carosi: I know it was you who sold Mrs. King the mayonnaise suntan lotion! Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Yes, well I heard it was good for the skin. Stacey Carosi: Wrong! As we speak, that poor woman is being attacked by a flock of hungry seagulls! Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Well, at least she'll have a good tan. Stacey Carosi: That's it. If you think my father has a temper, you ain't seen nothing yet. Of all the irresponsible, disrespectful, unprofessional... Stacey Carosi: [sedcutive tone] Irresistible, adorable... Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Lovable. Stacey Carosi: Kissable. [they kiss] I love taking breaks with you.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Fabulous Belding Boys Screech: Wow... two Beldings in one building, and one is balding.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Screech: [Zack just won the track meet] Zack, I haven't seen you run that fast since the time you stole Cindy Zefferelli's bathing suit.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Jessie: Lisa, you were great in the 100-yard dash. Lisa: Oh, thanks, but I owe my victory to Screech. Screech: You do? Lisa: Oh yes, I pretended you were chasing me.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Slater: [Everyone is talking about their ancestors] My great-grandfather was brave too. He was a bullfighter. Zack: That's cool. Jessie: Nah, bullfighting is barbaric. Slater: No it isn't, bullfighting's a sport. Jessie: It would only be a sport if the bull has a sword, too.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Jessie: Zack, what about your ancestors? Zack: My ancestors? Adam and Eve. Screech: I didn't know Adam and Eve's last name was Morris.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Zack: [Zack and Screech are looking at a picture of an Indian Zack found in his room] You know, I remember my mom telling me stories about a distant Indian relative. Screech: Oh, my mom tells me stories about four-eyed monsters hiding in my closet. She should see a doctor, Zack. They're not there.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Zack: [Looking at a picture of an Indian] You know, I bet this Indian could be my ancestor. It's perfect for my family tree presentation. Hey, and you can help me be an Indian. Screech: How? Zack: That's a good start!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Running Zack Zack: Chief Henry? Chief Henry: Yeah. Zack: Hi I'm Zack Morris from Miss Wentworth's class. Chief Henry: Oh, the kid who thinks he's part Indian. With that blond hair, you must be from some Malibu surfing tribe.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Model Students Jessie: You didn't have the right! Kelly: You didn't get permission! Lisa: You didn't get my good side!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jessie's Song Lisa: [Kelly and Lisa have just put the song "I'm So Excited" on the jukebox] Hey, Jessie, listen. "I'm So Excited". [Lisa points to the jukebox playing the song] Screech: I know you're excited, but try to forget about me. Lisa: I'll pray for help
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jessie's Song Zack: [Kelly, Lisa and Jessie just sang a song and the guys were impressed] Hey, a friend of my dad is a record producer, and he's looking for a girls' group like New Kids on the Block. Slater: Yeah, the "New Chicks on the Block." Jessie: Thank you, "New Pig in the Booth."
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jessie's Song Lisa: [to Screech] Why not go to the boys' room and flush yourself to China?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jessie's Song Mr. Dewey: [to class] Study hard. I'm off to my tryouts for "American Gladiators."
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jessie's Song Screech: Oh, no. Do I have to wear your Aunt Helen's bra again?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Miss Bayside Jessie: [Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time! Slater: Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Miss Bayside Zack: [Lisa has just refused Zack's support for her for the Miss Bayside pageant] Yeah, well, I tell you, she's going to regret refusing my offer. Slater: Oh come on, Preppie. You know as much about beauty pageants as I know about wearing pantyhose.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Miss Bayside Screech: Hey, Zack, wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Miss Bayside Zack: Screech, I have something very important to tell you. Screech: Alf flew back to Melmac?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Miss Bayside Slater: [Talking to Zack] Just wait till you hear Kelly sing. She's got a voice like a bird. Watch. Slater: [Kelly sings a song off-key] I didn't say what bird.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Blind Dates Penny Belding: Zack is so hot, he makes my teeth sweat!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Mamas and the Papas Screech: I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose.

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