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Season 7 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 20
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

	7x01 (no host)/Rod Stewart, Tina Turner From New York, the most dangerous city in the world, it's "Saturday Night Live!"Sketches include: "NBC: Our Age is Showing", "The Little Richard Simmons Show", "The Clams", "Naughty ...	Oct. 03, 1981
	7x02 Susan St. James/The Kinks Sketches include "Exxico," "McDonald & Wife," "The Bizarro World," "Buh-Weet Sings," "Push Button to Destroy Building" (film), "Here In a Lifeboat With You," "What's Bothering Bob" ...	Oct. 10, 1981
	7x03 George Kennedy/Miles Davis Sketches include: "The Real George Kennedy", "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood", "53 at Studio 54", "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", a guest performance ...	Oct. 17, 1981
	7x04 Donald Pleasence/Fear Sketches Include: "Backstage SNL: Vomiting for Luck", "Jogger Motel", "Profiles in British Courage", "The Two Faces of Jerry", "Last Night I Killed My Husband", "Pumpkin Carving Murder" ...	Oct. 31, 1981
	7x05 Lauren Hutton/Rick James Sketches include: "A Message from Exxico", "Here's 'Cos", "Backstage SNL: Laura Hutton's Dressing Room", "Reagan's Script", "TransEastern Airlines", "Whisper", "Cheap Laffs", "Harlequin ...	Nov. 07, 1981
	7x06 Bernadette Peters/Billy Joel, The Go-Go's Sketches include: "Texxon: Where Life Is Second Only To Money," "Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean," "Escape From Escape From New York," "I Married A Monkey," A Message from Eddie Murphy," ...	Nov. 14, 1981
	7x07 Tim Curry/Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express Sketches include: "Texxon: Karen Silkwood's Fate", "Mick!", "Reagan's Illegitimate Son", "The Trouble with Fred" (short film), "Frank and Papa", "Tim And Meat's One-Stop Rocky Horror ...	Dec. 05, 1981
	7x08 Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs Sketches include: "A Message from The Phone Company", "Tales of the Unlikely", "Tom Snyder's Washed Up", "Father Guido Sarducci for MX-5 Tampons", "Designer Fairy Tales", a performance ...	Dec. 12, 1981
	7x09 Robert Conrad/Allman Brothers Band Sketches include: "Paulette Clooney on The People's Court", "In the News", "Wild Wild Wild West", "Babies in Makeup" (short film), "SNL's Overexposed Recurring Characters", "NewsBreak ...	Jan. 23, 1982
	7x10 John Madden/Jennifer Holliday Sketches include: "John Madden Interviews the Bengals", "The Johnny Carson School of Acting", "Betty Beer", "John Madden's Poetry Corner", "The Lou Grant Show", "Next Week on SNL", ...	Jan. 30, 1982
	7x11 James Coburn/Mick Fleetwood, Lindsay Buckingham Sketches include: "Frank Sinatra Performs for President Reagan", "Reach Out and Touch Someone", "I Married a Monkey", "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood", "Jesus in Blue Jeans", "Signs of ...	Feb. 06, 1982
	7x12 Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross Sketches include: "Backstage SNL: Bruce Dern's Advice", "Ski Date with Fluffy", "On The Street Survey: Who Do You Hate?", "Focus on Film", "The Bizarro World", "Schliemer and Laub Songwriters", ...	Feb. 20, 1982
	7x13 Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates [add summary]	Feb. 27, 1982
	7x14 Robert Urich/Mink De Ville Sketches include ""He's No Burt Reynolds,"" ""Paul Harvey Radio News,"" ""Golden Age Obedience School,"" and ""Koala Bear Embryo."" Mink De Ville performed ""Maybe Tomorrow.""	Mar. 20, 1982
	7x15 Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones Sketches include ""Lorne Greene,"" ""The New Celibacy,"" ""20/20,"" ""The Uncle Tom Show,"" ""Senior Spring Fling '82,"" ""Meet the People,"" and ""Help Out Blythe Danner."" Rickie ...	Mar. 27, 1982
	7x16 Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar Sketches include ""Save Larry the Lobster,"" ""Whiners' Anniversary,"" ""Hill Street Blues,"" ""Too Many Ethel Mermans,"" and ""Career Corner."" John Cougar Mellencamp performed ""Hurts ...	Apr. 10, 1982
	7x17 Johnny Cash/Elton John Elton John performs the John Lennon tribute ""Empty Garden."" Sketches include ""Velvet Jones"" and ""Shadows.""	Apr. 17, 1982
	7x18 Robert Culp/Charlie Daniels Band [add summary]	Apr. 24, 1982
	7x19 Danny DeVito/Sparks Sketches include ""Louis DePalma's Revenge,"" ""The Executive Test,"" ""The Whiners on an Airplane,"" ""Solomon and Pudge,"" ""Enzo,"" and ""Looks at Books."" Sparks performs ""Mickey ...	May. 15, 1982
	7x20 Olivia Newton-John Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening ...	May. 22, 1982

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Season 7 Characters

SNL Newsbreak Anchor	played by Brian Doyle-Murray
Various	played by Robin Duke
Himself - Announcer	voiced by Mel Brandt
Himself	played by Andy Warhol
Himself - Host	played by Bill Murray
Himself - Musical Guest	played by John Mellencamp
Themselves - Musical Guest	played by Sparks
Herself - Host	played by Bernadette Peters
Herself - Musical Guest	played by Tina Turner
Herself	played by Susan Saint James
Patron	played by Yvonne Hudson
Musical Guest	played by Olivia Newton-John
Sandy Olsen	played by Olivia Newton-John
Rob Schapps	played by Tim Kazurinsky
Uncle Ed	played by Tony Rosato
Mavis St. Claire	played by Robin Duke
Queen	played by Christine Ebersole
Red	played by Bob Zmuda
Passenger	played by Neil Levy
Orderly	played by Neil Levy
Passerby	played by Tom Davis
Reporter	played by Andy Murphy (II)
Waiter	played by Nate Herman

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Art Fern (02:28)

Andy Kaufman Wrestling Preview (00:17)

Bedtime Story (01:04)

Bill Murray Monologue (01:46)

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Season 7 Quotes

07x01 - (no host)/Rod Stewart, Tina Turner

Season 7 / Episode 1: - (no host)/Rod Stewart, Tina Turner

Little Richard Simmons: Ready? Let's exercise! A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom! Know a gal named Daisy; the bitch is fat and lazy. Know a gal named Daisy; the bitch is fat and lazy. She flabby to the east; she flabby to the west; the girl got big old floppy breasts!Wooooooo!

Season 7 / Episode 20: - Olivia Newton-John

The Colonel: Hitler sneaking into heaven? This comedy peace has no right to be on your programme, it's obviously stolen from Monty Python.
Peter: Come off it, Graham, come off it, are you kidding?
The Colonel: One: you got a man dressed as a woman.
Hitler: [high pitched voice] No!
The Colonel: Two: I distinctly saw that man doing a silly walk. [indicating Hitler]
Peter: He did not.
The Colonel: And three: You got no ending.

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Season 7 Trivia

Episode 02 - During the "Buhweet Sings" sketch, the song Eddie Murphy is singing that the person doing the captions doesn't understand is "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes.
Episode 01 - Although Yvonne Hudson was fired at the end of the previous season, she appears uncredited in this episode and will appear occasionally throughout the season.
Episode 15 - Rickie Lee Jones performs a third song because there was extra time to fill.
Episode 06 - Billy Joel performed live via satellite from his recording studio.
Episode 04 - John Belushi agreed to make a cameo appearance in this episode under the condition that his favorite band, Fear, was the musical guest and that they were allowed to have a mosh pit on the set. The moshers, which included Belushi, caused much damage to the set. This prompted the dire

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