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Season 37 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 23
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 23
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Saturday Night Live Season 37 (2011-2012)
 | 37x00 Jimmy Fallon/Michael Bublé [add summary] | Dec. 17, 2011 |
 | 37x01 Alec Baldwin & Radiohead Sketches include Either the 7th or 8th Debate, Red Flag, All My Children Wrap Party, WDHX 19 Buffalo, Who's on Top?, Top Gun Screentests, Child Psychologist, and Angels in the Tren ... | Sep. 24, 2011 |
 | 37x02 Melissa McCarthy/Lady Antebellum Sketches include The Lawrence Welk Show, Lil Poundcake, Arlene and Tim, Stomp, The Comments Section, Rock's Way, Hidden Valley Ranch Product Testing, and The Tap. | Oct. 01, 2011 |
 | 37x03 Ben Stiller/Foster The People Foster the People perform "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Houdini" with Kenny G on soprano sax. Mitt Romney Press Conference, Fox & Friends, Lincoln Financial ad inserts, The Best of Both Worlds ... | Oct. 08, 2011 |
 | 37x04 Anna Faris/Drake Drake performs “Headlines” and “Make Me Proud” with guest with Nicki Minaj. | Oct. 15, 2011 |
 | 37x05 Charlie Day/Maroon 5 Charlie Day hosts. | Nov. 05, 2011 |
 | 37x06 Emma Stone/Coldplay Coldplay perform "Paradise" and 'Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall" Sketches include "Rick Perry Fumbles," "Secret Word," "WXPD News," "Wish It Would Rain" (Digital Short), "Les Jeunes ... | Nov. 12, 2011 |
 | 37x07 Jason Segel/Florence + The Machine Florence + The Machine perform "Shake It Off" and "No Light No Light." Sketches include "Romney: Raw & Unleashed," "Red Flag," "Replacing Regis," "Kemper-Pedic," "Vogelchek Thanksgiving," ... | Nov. 19, 2011 |
 | 37x08 Steve Buscemi / The Black Keys The Black Keys perform "Lonely Boy" and "Gold On The Ceiling." Skits include: Presidential Address, Frozen Mexican Dinner, The Miley Cyrus Show, The Dark Knight Sneaks Up on Gordon, ... | Dec. 03, 2011 |
 | 37x09 Katy Perry/Robyn Robyn performs “Call Your Girlfriend” and “Dancing On My Own” Skits include: On The Record, J Pop America Fun Time Now, The Apocalypse, Kalle, Two Best Friends, Doggie Duty, ... | Dec. 10, 2011 |
 | 37x10 Jimmy Fallon/Michael Bublé Michael Bublé performs “A Holly, Jolly Christmas” and “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” Skits include: Sully and Denise, Today with Kathie Lee and Hoda, Michael Bublé ... | Dec. 17, 2011 |
 | 37x11 Charles Barkley/Kelly Clarkson Kelly Clarkson performs “What Doesn’t Kill You” and “Mr. Know It All” Skits include: A Message From Rick Santorum, Chantix, Inside The NBA, White People Problems, ESPN Bowl ... | Jan. 07, 2012 |
 | 37x12 Daniel Radcliffe/Lana Del Rey Lana Del Ray performs “Video Games” and “Blue Jeans” Skits include: Ricky Gervais: Awards Host, Target Lady, You Can Do Anything!, Spin the Bottle, The Delaware Fellas, Hogwarts ... | Jan. 14, 2012 |
 | 37x13 Channing Tatum/Bon Iver Bon Iver performs “Holocene” and “Beth/Rest” Skits include: Newt Gingrich, Moon President, It’s Getting Freaky with Cee Lo Green, Downton Abbey on Spike, NBC NFL Promo, Secret ... | Feb. 04, 2012 |
 | 37x14 Zooey Deschanel/Karmin Karmin performs “Brokenhearted” and “I Told You So” Skits include: Chrysler Ad II, Piers Morgan Tonight, Les Jeunes De Paris, Chrysler Ad III, Daily Post, 1941, Chrysler Ad ... | Feb. 11, 2012 |
 | 37x15 Maya Rudolph / Sleigh Bells Sleigh Bells perform “Comeback Kid" and “End of the Line" Skits include: New York Sports Now, Bronx Beat, Maya Angelou’s I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs, Beyonce and Jay Z, What’s ... | Feb. 18, 2012 |
 | 37x16 Lindsay Lohan / Jack White Jack White performs “Love Interruption" Skits include: The Real Housewives of Disney, 2012 Psychic Awards, Scared Straight, Deliquent Girl Teen Gang, Big Afro Wedding Invitation, ... | Mar. 03, 2012 |
 | 37x17 Jonah Hill / The Shins The Shins perform “Simple Song" and “It’s Only Life” Skits include: Benihana, Science Finders, J-Pop America Funtime Now!, Primate Research Center, Liza Minelli Tries To Turn ... | Mar. 10, 2012 |
 | 37x18 Sofía Vergara/One Direction One Direction perform "What Makes You Beautiful" and "One Thing" and appeared in "The Manuel Ortiz Show" sketch. Skits include:Just Friends Booty Shorts, Bein’ Quirky With Zooey Deschanel, ... | Apr. 07, 2012 |
 | 37x19 Josh Brolin/Gotye Gotye performs “Somebody I Used To Know" (with Kimbra) and “Eyes Wide Open" Skits include Game of Thrones Behind The Scenes, The Californians, America’s Next Top Empire State ... | Apr. 14, 2012 |
 | 37x20 Eli Manning/Rihanna Rihanna performs "Talk That Talk" and "Where Have You Been" Sketches include Fox and Friends, Mother’s Day Gift, Madden Motion Capture, Bananagram Murder Trial, Little Brothers, WXPD ... | May. 05, 2012 |
 | 37x21 Will Ferrell / Usher Usher performs "Scream" and "Climax" Skits include: Nasaflu, Wilson High School Alternative Prom, ESPN Classic, The 100th Digital Short, 2012 Funkytown Debate, Broadway Sizzle, Vince ... | May. 12, 2012 |
 | 37x22 Mick Jagger Mick Jagger performs "The Last Time" with Arcade Fire, "19th Nervous Breakdown" and "It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll" with Foo Fighters, and a duo with Jeff Beck. Skits include: The Lawrence ... | May. 19, 2012 |
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Season 37 VideosChris Rock On Broadway (02:01) Charlie Rose: Steve Jobs (06:19) Dying Wish (03:38) Comedy Tour 3 (03:24) [More Videos] |
Season 37 Quotes
| Season 37 / Episode 1: - Alec Baldwin & Radiohead Vince Blight: [playing the game show "Who's On Top?"] Paul Giamatti... Paul: The other guy! Vince Blight: Correct! Dr. Ross, Dr. Phil, who's on top? Paul: Oprah Winfrey! Vince Blight: Correct! Final question: The cast of "Entourage," if they all had sex, put them in order from bottom to top. Paul: Oh, crap! Okay, Turtle's on the bottom, but now it gets tricky. Drama wouldn't be next, he's too proud. Vince Blight: Forty-five minutes... Paul: I got it! Turtle, E, Drama, Ari, Vinnie's on top, while Scott Caan watches! Vince Blight: You just won $600,000! You can walk away now, or lose it all! Paul: I wanna lose it all! Vince Blight: Well, too bad! That's all for today, stay tuned for the Gay Sex Elimination Show. Good night! |
| Season 37 / Episode 1: - Alec Baldwin & Radiohead Vince Blight: Hello everyone! Welcome to another edition of Who's On Top? We've got three great contestants today, you folks ready to play? All right, the rules are simple. As we all know, when two gay men have sex, one person is the top, and one is the bottom. We'll show you two male celebrities who, hypothetically, could have sex, and you decide "Who's On Top." Contestant: No. No, no. No, thank you. I'm not playing this. Good luck! Nice meeting you! Vince Blight: As usual, explaining the rules has cost us a contestant. Paul, Madeline, are you still ready to play? Madeline: Sure! Paul: 100% Vince Blight: It's a simple game. For instance, if I said "Hannity and Colmes, who's on top?", the answer would be... Madeline, Paul: Hannity. Vince Blight: Obviously! All right, Paul, you're up first, here's your question. We've rocked out to their songs for over 30 years. Between them, they've sold almost 300 million albums. But if Billy Joel and Bruce Springstein had sex, tell me, who's on top? Paul: Oh, that's an excellent question! Let me think this through. Uh, the easy answer is that Bruce is on top, because he's the Boss, but it can't be that simple. Physically speaking, Bruce is more muscular, but Joel is a bulldog... Vince Blight: Ten more minutes! Paul: Don't rush me! Let's see, Billy Joel and Springstein are both legends, but Bruce has always stayed humble, and he takes pride in a hard day's work, even if it ain't pretty. Billy Joel's on top! Vince Blight: Correct! Paul, you're in the lead with $10,000. As always, I have to point out that we here at Who's On Top? are in no way insinuating that anyone mentioned on this show is or has ever been gay, etc. etc. All right! Madeleine, you're up. They're two of cinemas favorite international stars. But if Roberto Benigni and Gerard Depardieu had sex, who's on top? Madeline: Oh, shoot, I know this. Well, Benigni's a squirmer, so he would be hard to hold down, but if anyone could do it it's Gerard. So, I'm gonna say Gerard Depardieu's on top! Vince Blight: [Alarm buzzes] I'm sorry, Madeline, you forgot that Depardieu is French, and therefore, a bottom. Well, Paul, you're back up. They've delighted millions of children in "The Lion King," but when Timon and Pumba have gay sex, who's on top? Paul: Oh, I was just thinking about this. Timon and Pumba, of course, their motto is Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase, Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze. It's a problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata... there is not top, they trade off positions evenly, it's a circle of life! Vince Blight: That is correct! Let's pause now, for a word from one of our sponsors. What's that? Still no sponsors? I can't blame them. Okay, let's keep playing. Paul, you're in the lead, so you move on to our lightning round. But don't worry, Madeline isn't leaving empty handed, she's going home with the Who's On Top Home Edition! Paul: Vince, I'd just like to say, that when the show began, I thought it might be a reckless game of sexual gossip, but if you use your instincts about personality and status, you'll see that these are the right answers! Vince Blight: That's right, it's a smart game! Let's go to the lightning round. Okay, Paul, in this round I'm going to ask you to picture two men having sex. Paul: Done! Vince Blight: Let me finish. In two minutes you'll try to guess as many tops as you can before time runs out, all right? Go! Mark Twain and Seth Green, who's on top? Paul: Please, Mark Twain. Vince Blight: Correct! Kimbo Slice and the old man from "Up," who's on top? Paul: Surprisingly, the old man from "Up"! Vince Blight: Correct! Seventies Kenny Rogers, Kenny Rogers now, who's on top? Paul: I don't wanna picture that one, pass! |
Season 37 Trivia
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