Will: And I said, what's wrong? And she said she could never go out with me. I asked why, and she said, I found out you're a pedophile. And I was, like, a pedophile? A pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a ten year-old!
Mistakes/Goofs
Goof (factual errors): During the introduction of the cold open mock senate armed services committee hearing, of which committee Sens. Hillary and McCain are members, the committee is correctly identified as armed services committee, however, during the hearing, the C-Span title on the screen says "Senate Foreign Relations Hearing", which is a different committee (which also held a hearing of Gen Petraeus, but at which Sens Hillary and McCain did not and would not have participated, as they aren't members (unlike Sen Obama)).