30x05 Kate Winslet/Eminem

Marcus: [translating for deaf comedian] How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

Marcus: You ever try to take a rib from a black person... Hey, hey! That's not cool. That's not cool.

Marcus: Oh, here's a good one... Gatorade just came out with a new flavor for black people.
Richie B: [in deaf voice] Fried chicken.
Marcus: I'm not saying that.
Richie B: Fried chicken.
Marcus: I am not saying that.
Marcus: [Armisen signs again] What do you call a black guy with... Okay, okay, I am not telling this joke! But I will tell you a little something about Richie B. I mean this guy's Johnson is so small, he pees on his nuts.

Marcus: That was good. Real good.

"Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: Next, you're gonna love this part, we organizaed your potatoes with this lovely potato organizer from Ikea.
Lorken McArdle: I been meaning to do that.
"Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: Alright, and finally, to give this room a bit more of a dimension to it, we've moved this mirror to a more light reflecting location.
Lorken McArdle: Uh... You did what?
"Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: We moved the mirror from over there to over here.
Lorken McArdle: You might like to know that my mother hung that mirror there before she died.
Mrs. McArdle: I told them not to do it!
"Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: Look, I'm sorry.
Lorken McArdle: Don't apologize to me. Apologize to her, because you'll meet her in Heaven when I'm done with ya.
"Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: Look, we'll move it back.
Lorken McArdle: It's too late. I'm gonna kill the lot of ya. And I'm startin' with the big guy.
Pat: Aye, bring it on, ya bastard!