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Saturday Night Live - 29x09 Elijah Wood/Jet

29x09 Elijah Wood/Jet

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First Aired: Dec. 13, 2003 on NBC
Summary: Sketeches include; Hardball, Choir Boys, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Fun With Real Audio, Wake-Up Wakefield, Versace Egg Nog, Gore Endorses Dean, The Rialto Grande Casino

Main Characters in this Episode



Guest Stars

Various played by Rachel Dratch
Weekend Update Anchor played by Jimmy Fallon
Various played by Jimmy Fallon
Herself played by Tina Fey
Weekend Update Anchor played by Tina Fey
Various played by Will Forte
Various played by Darrell Hammond
Various played by Seth Meyers

Episode Quotes

Dana Jean Harley: [singing on the 'Country Roses' CD] When I told my husband to take the trash, I sure as hell didn't mean you. So pull up your panties and get out of the kitchen before you wake up my kids.
Dana Jean Harley: [Ad for the 'Country Roses' CD] If I told you once, I told you Twenty-five Times, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY HUSBAND'S PENIS! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, PAM SMIDLEY!
Announcer: And Pam Smidley.
Pam Smidley: [Petrified look on face] I'm runnin'; I'm runnin' from an angry woman, runnin' from Dana Jean Harley.
Phone sex operator Jean: Are you my weiner man?