Saturday Night Live 7x20 Olivia Newton-John

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First Aired: May. 22, 1982 on NBC

Summary: Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening monologue.

Series Main Characters

Sandy Olsen	played by Olivia Newton-John
Musical Guest	played by Olivia Newton-John
Herself - Host	played by Olivia Newton-John
Various	played by Robin Duke
Various	played by Christine Ebersole
SNL Newsbreak Anchor	played by Christine Ebersole
Various	played by Mary Gross
Various	played by Tim Kazurinsky

Episode Quotes

Stevie Wonder: [singing to the tune of 'Ebony and Ivory'] I am dark, and you are light.
Frank Sinatra: You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!

The Colonel: Hitler sneaking into heaven? This comedy peace has no right to be on your programme, it's obviously stolen from Monty Python.
Peter: Come off it, Graham, come off it, are you kidding?
The Colonel: One: you got a man dressed as a woman.
Hitler: [high pitched voice] No!
The Colonel: Two: I distinctly saw that man doing a silly walk. [indicating Hitler]
Peter: He did not.
The Colonel: And three: You got no ending.