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First Aired: Jan. 23, 1976 on NBC

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Season 5 » Episode #16 - Fred Sanford Has a Baby

Summary: While Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady.

Fred G. Sanford: [Contesting Bubba's play in Scrabble] There's no such word as "gazinta"!
Bubba Bexley: There is so. It's an arithmetic word.
Fred G. Sanford: Gazinta?
Bubba Bexley: Sure. Two gazinta four; four gazinta eight.
Fred G. Sanford: [Raising fist] And five gazinta your lips!

Fred G. Sanford: Listen, I am the big biz whiz of Watts.
Lamont Sanford: You're the big biz whiz of Watts, huh?
Fred G. Sanford: Allow me to introduce myself: J. Paul Ghetto.

Nurse: [to the surly Fred Sanford] The last thing I need is a cranky old man who ought to sue Mother Nature for malpractice of the mouth.

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