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 | Season 6 / Episode 8: - Committee Man Fred G. Sanford: He wouldn't take the money if he knew I'd borrowed it. Bubba Bexley: Well, what are you gonna tell him? Fred G. Sanford: I'll just tell him it's a gift, that I'd been savin' it all my life and it's his wedding present. Bubba Bexley: That's good. And if he buys that, I got some oceanfront property in Kansas you can sell him. |
| Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Winning Ticket Bubba Bexley: Hi, Fred! Fred G. Sanford: That's Committee Man Fred. Bubba Bexley: What did you commit? Fred G. Sanford: I'm committing you, Bubba, to the home where the senile roam. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Stakeout Bubba Bexley: [Fred pacing in front of the television] Fred, can you stand still? I can't see the movie, and it's my very favorite one, too: "The Giant Baboon Who Ate Rangoon at Noon in June with a Spoon." |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Stakeout Bubba Bexley: [Stopping Fred from relaxing in his chair] That's the worst thing you can do is get comfortable. What you need to do is to be around things that make you jumpy, things that annoy you, things that make your skin crawl. Fred G. Sanford: Well, what are you waiting for? Call Esther! |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - California Crude Fred G. Sanford: [Excitedly discussing Miss Wallace] And that fantastic body! Bubba Bexley: Calm down, Fred, calm down! There's plenty of fish in the sea. Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, but Bubba, I'm 68 years old and my hook is beginning to rust. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - California Crude Bubba Bexley: Say, Lamont told me about the $1,000 reward. What you gonna do with your half? Fred G. Sanford: Bubba, I'm gonna be very patriotic. Bubba Bexley: You gonna buy savings bonds? Fred G. Sanford: I'm gonna spend it like a drunken sailor. |
| Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Hawaiian Connection (1) Bubba Bexley: Hey, that Western Union guy sounded pretty upset. Fred G. Sanford: What did he say? Bubba Bexley: He said it stopped raining in the house, but the drip was still there. |
| Season 5 / Episode 18: - Lamont in Love Bubba Bexley: [Describing a film to Fred] The part of the concerned father was played by that great athlete Charles Laughton, who played hunchback for Notre Dame. Fred G. Sanford: Uh, Bubba, when you talk, don't use your mouth. |
| Season 5 / Episode 16: - Fred Sanford Has a Baby Fred G. Sanford: [Contesting Bubba's play in Scrabble] There's no such word as "gazinta"! Bubba Bexley: There is so. It's an arithmetic word. Fred G. Sanford: Gazinta? Bubba Bexley: Sure. Two gazinta four; four gazinta eight. Fred G. Sanford: [Raising fist] And five gazinta your lips! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Steinberg and Son Bubba Bexley: The characters on that show are a lot like you. There's the mean grouchy old father. Fred G. Sanford: Wait a minute... Bubba Bexley: The Dumb son. Lamont Sanford: Hey Bubba? Bubba Bexley: The Ugly Sister-in-Law. Aunt Esther Anderson: Watch it sucka! Bubba Bexley: And the stupid bungling friend. [Looks at Grady] Grady Wilson: [Sarcasticly] Your too hard on yourself Bubba! |
| Season 4 / Episode 3: - Ol' Brown Eyes Bubba Bexley: There's only one way to make a Bloody Mary: one bottle of vodka and one bottle of ketchup. |
| Season 2 / Episode 17: - Lamont Goes African Fred G. Sanford: [Lamont lays down the law to his lazy father] We gonna get some oojima in this house starting today. Fred G. Sanford: [Puzzled] Some who? Lamont Sanford: Some oojima. Fred G. Sanford: [Turning to his friend] Bubba, you ever hear of oojima? Bubba Bexley: No, but I know Big Jima. Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, she's the stripper over at that topless joint. Bubba Bexley: [Both men clap their hands and laugh] Yeah! |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Big Party Bubba Bexley: [Bubba staggers in and explains why he's coming to Fred's party already drunk] I was celebrating the election results. I was celebratin' McGovern's getting elected. Fred G. Sanford: What's wrong with you, Bubba? Don't you know that Nixon got re-elected? Bubba Bexley: Nixon? Oh, now I'm really gonna have to get drunk. |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Whiplash Lamont Sanford: [annoyed to learn Fred drove to the store to buy coffee] He knows if I don't have a cup of coffee as soon as I get up my hands start to shake and my eyes get all blurry. Bubba Bexley: You know, that's funny. The same thing happens to me after I drink your father's coffee. |
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