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 | Season 6 / Episode 12: - Here Today, Gone Today Aunt Esther Anderson: I need help! Fred G. Sanford: Help? I'm just a junkman, not a plastic surgeon. Aunt Esther Anderson: Please, Fred, I need your truck. Fred G. Sanford: I agree. Son, you take the truck and run over Esther's face. |
| Season 6 / Episode 10: - Carol Aunt Esther Anderson: You don't know nothin' about babies! Fred G. Sanford: Who, Fred G. Sanford? The G stands for goo-goo, gah-gah and gynecologist. |
| Season 6 / Episode 6: - I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz Aunt Esther Anderson: We figured if we win the $500, we could put on a Bicentenniel play for the church. Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and you can be the rear end of what Paul Revere was ridin'. |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - Ebenezer Sanford Aunt Esther Anderson: I have the feeling of Christmas! Fred G. Sanford: And the face of Halloween! |
| Season 5 / Episode 9: - My Fair Esther Aunt Esther Anderson: [Fred gives her lipstick] I ain't wearin' this - this is the devil's paint! Fred G. Sanford: Now, Esther, you gotta choice. Either you put this paint on, or I put a headlight in your nose and drive you through the Earl Scheib. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Donna Pops the Question Aunt Esther Anderson: [to Fred and Donna] I'm leaving because I refuse to remain in the same house as a heathen and a sheathen! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Steinberg and Son Bubba Bexley: The characters on that show are a lot like you. There's the mean grouchy old father. Fred G. Sanford: Wait a minute... Bubba Bexley: The Dumb son. Lamont Sanford: Hey Bubba? Bubba Bexley: The Ugly Sister-in-Law. Aunt Esther Anderson: Watch it sucka! Bubba Bexley: And the stupid bungling friend. [Looks at Grady] Grady Wilson: [Sarcasticly] Your too hard on yourself Bubba! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - Steinberg and Son Aunt Ethel: I'm sorry what's the line? Aunt Esther Anderson: Fish Eyed Fool! |
| Season 5 / Episode 4: - The Sanford Arms Aunt Esther Anderson: [Taking the prostitute by the arm] I'm takin' you to the Reverend Ike while there's still time to save your soul. Fred G. Sanford: Now, you can save her soul, but save the rest for me. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - Fred's Treasure Garden Grady Wilson: [Stopping Esther as she begins looking over the garden] Fred told me to keep you out of this garden. Aunt Esther Anderson: Is that so? Grady Wilson: Yeah. He said just because he had planted a Garden of Eden, there was no reason to let the serpent in. |
| Season 4 / Episode 5: - There'll Be Some Changes Made Aunt Esther Anderson: [In response to one of Fred's insults] You may think your face is a prize, but it looks just like a Brillo Pad with eyes! |
| Season 3 / Episode 14: - Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe Aunt Esther Anderson: [after Fred asks Esther whether Elizabeth was ever unfaithful to him] My baby sister Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow. Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, but who was doing the driving? |
| Season 3 / Episode 14: - Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe Aunt Esther Anderson: Just a chicken pickin' minute! |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - The Members of the Wedding (a.k.a.) The Engagement Lamont Sanford: [Asking about Fred's fiancee] And what did you say her name was? Lamont Sanford: Donna. Aunt Esther Anderson: Donna? Lamont Sanford: Yeah, Donna. It means "lady." Aunt Esther Anderson: Is that so? I once had a dog named Lady. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - The Members of the Wedding (a.k.a.) The Engagement Donna Harris: [Running from the kitchen, across the living room and out the door] Get out of my way! Aunt Esther Anderson: [Running in hot pursuit, stopped by Fred] Let me at her! Turn me loose! Let me at her! Let me at her! Let me at her! Her be-HIND is MINE! |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Libra Rising All Over Lamont Aunt Esther Anderson: [after being insulted by Fred] Who you calling ugly, suckah? Fred G. Sanford: I'm calling you ugly. I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies! |
| Season 2 / Episode 24: - Rated X Aunt Esther Anderson: [to Fred who's in a jail cell] You just keep on suckin' on that sucker, sucker! |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - The Big Party Aunt Esther Anderson: [to a fightin'-mad Fred] And if you lay one hand on me I'll unscrew your arm from your shoulder and beat your brains out." |
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