Samurai Jack Quotes

Samurai Jack

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	Season 3 / Episode 10: - XXXVI: Jack, The Monks, And The Ancient Master's Son Grandmaster Tan Zang: Speak, my son. Jack: Grandmaster, I am the pupil of Master Chu. Grandmaster Tan Zang: I am Tan Zang. I was also a pupil of Master Chu, with you, at the temple. Jack: How can this be? Grandmaster Tan Zang: I remember the day that you arrived at our temple. I was but a boy then. An emperor's son had come to learn our ways. You were training for your eventual battle with the ultimate evil. Eventually, Aku came for us and the temple was destroyed. But the survivors and I rebuilt the temple in secret. Over time, I became the grandmaster. The years passed and my chi grew more powerful. I became one with nature and received energy and nourishment from the earth itself. I have attained the highest levels of awareness and wisdom.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - XXXII:Jack And The Travelling Creatures Jack: They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for? Guardian: Yep. Jack: [bowing] I humbly request your permission to use this great power. Guardian: Hahahahaha!... No. Jack: Guardian, by what right do you deny me? Guardian: For countless eons I have guarded this magical power of time travel. All have been denied, from the mightiest of giants, to the tiniest of warriors. You see samurai, only one man has been prophesized to beat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man... ain't that man. Jack: I had hoped that just once, I would not have to battle for my goal, because it is noble and just. But I see that this is impossible. I must use the power of this time passage, and so, I will defeat you. Guardian: [smiling] Ain't gonna happen. Jack: We shall see. [draws katana] Guardian: Ahhh, you goin' all old school on me, huh? Well, I got me one o' those. [draws sword]
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - XXIX: The Good, The Bad, And The Beautiful Ezekial Clench: Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here? Mrs. Clench: Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial. Ezekial Clench: Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman. Mrs. Clench: Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'. Ezekial Clench: Don't call me darlin'. Mrs. Clench: Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai. Ezekial Clench: And what business is it of yours? Mrs. Clench: I want in. Ezekial Clench: Pfft. Nooooo. Mrs. Clench: You need me. [Ezekial walks off] He's better than you. Ezekial Clench: [smiling] Ain't nobody better than me, woman. You oughta know that. Sides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within a 150 feet of me, so back off.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - XXIX: The Good, The Bad, And The Beautiful Jack: Looking for a seat? Ezekial Clench: Yep. Yours. I'm gonna make a lot of money cashin' in on your hide. Jack: I hear that often. But only from poor men. Ezekial Clench: Hmm, well, I got bills to pay, and I done already addressed the envelopes. Jack: [sighs] I hope you have yet to stamp the postage on your parcels, for you- [Clutch punches him] . Ezekial Clench: Consider 'em stamped.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - XXIX: The Good, The Bad, And The Beautiful Mrs. Clench: [the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty] Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a might hasty. Ezekial Clench: Court says a 150 feet, woman. 150 FEET!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - XXVIII: Jack And The Rave DJ: Welcoooooome, bruthas and sistahs. Can I get a kazam? Crowd: KAZAM! DJ: DJ Starbator am once again here to drop upon you all the majestical sounderiffic beats of the Master... Crowd: [entranced] AKUUUUUU
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - XXVIII: Jack And The Rave Jack: Music maker man, your beats are bad. DJ: That's right, they're baaaad. Jack: Not "bad" good. "Bad" bad! DJ: Whatever.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - XXVII: Chicken Jack Man A: He's injured. Bring out the Finisher. Man B: But, but that's two opponents at once. That's, that's cheating. Man A: [pause] DOOOO IIIIIIIT! Man B: It's always me. I always have to get the Finisher. Every time. "Do this, do that. Go get the Finisher." I always have to.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - XI: Jack And The Scotsman Scottsman: Are ye ready to give up yet? Jack: I am not defeated, and I will hold my ground. Scottsman: Hold yer ground, ye can barley hold yer sword. Jack: Then come get me. Scottsman: Wha-? I... Scottsman: Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - XI: Jack And The Scotsman Jack: [Shackled to the Scotsman] The arrow relies on the bow, and the bow relies on the arrow, but they are not tied together. Scottsman: That would be pointless, now wouldn't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - I: The Beginning (I) Jack: [When he is first asked his name, he relives some guys watching him fighting] They call me... Jack.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: Even dogs should not have to live like dogs.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?
	Unknown Episode: Jack: No matter what form you take, Aku, you will never defeat the side of righteousness.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: We are in no condition to fight these odds. Scottsman: [gruffly] Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: You can fly? Jack: No, jump good.
	Unknown Episode: Head Gangster: [talking of a bomb] The gift that keeps on givin'.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: Who are you, and why did you help me? Ikra: You're welcome. Jack: ...My time in this land has made me harsh and rude. I did not mean to insult you. Ikra: No tears shed samurai. Jack: -Jack. Ikra: What? Jack: It is what the people of this land have named me. Ikra: O-kaaay.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy round man.
	Unknown Episode: Scottsman: Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... and the crab cakes aren't bad either.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: Who dares to summon... Oh, it is YOU.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY.
	Unknown Episode: Aku: You have failed me Demongo. Demongo: Master. Please forgive me. Aku: Hmmm... NO.
	Unknown Episode: Scissorsmith: When you get to the fork in the road take the rocky path. It would take you to the dragons lair. Jack: Where would the other one take me? Scissorsmith: Space Ace.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: Who else wants some?
	Unknown Episode: Aku: Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!
	Unknown Episode: Jack: I fear no man. Scottsman: Oh, that's some tough talk from someone who wears a basket on his head.
	Unknown Episode: Jack: That pillar did not move by itself, Aku! Aku: [shiftily] Yes, it did.

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