Sabrina, the Teenage Witch - Episode Quotes

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	Season 5 / Episode 17: - Beach Blanket Bizarro Kevin: I like to think about you / you like to think about me / we're just like birds of a feather / 'cause we're havin' so much fun together Sabrina Spellman: I'm gonna kill my aunts for this Sabrina Spellman: We have fun, it's true / in everything we say and do / but a girl really needs to know if a guy's just a friend or if he's her beau Kevin, Sabrina Spellman: That's why I like to think about you / and you like to think about me / rain or shine / in any kind of weather / you and I are havin' fun together
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - The Big Sleep Principal Willard Kraft: Sabrina, if you do not put together a new team for out academic bowl, you will see my ugly side. Sabrina: You mean it gets uglier?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Nose Libby Zelda: [about Willard Kraft] Why is he allowed to live?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Boy Was My Face Red Salem: For one kiss I will let you know that embarrassment is cross-referenced in the magic book under Gerald Ford Sabrina: Hey, thanks, Salem! Salem: Wait, I didn't do that right.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Equalizer Hilda: Oh, by the way, Zelda and I are chaperoning the school dance Friday. Sabrina: What? Why don't you just hang a big "Nerd Girl" sign around my neck? Hilda: Okay. [She points and Sabrina gets her wish] Sabrina: Nobody likes a house where you can't speak figuratively.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Sabrina and the Beanstalk Wicked Witch: [Sabrina has a salad zapped in front of the witch] No! No! She's turned my into a... VEGETARIAN!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves Salem: [comes running down the stairs as a kitten] I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It Asher: Cool, a talking Cat. Say "Asher." Ash-er! Salem Saberhagen: Loser! Los-er!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Sabrina, the Teenage Boy Sabrina Spellman: Hey, Libby, what are you doing here? Libby Chessler: Jack's been in the bathroom forever. You'd think he was a girl. Sabrina Spellman: Sorry, but I've seen Jack leave a while ago. Libby Chessler: Sprat Split? I listened to pepper for him. Doesn't he know who I am?
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Dante's Inferno Dante: Hey, you look great. Sabrina Spellman: Thanks. So you ready to go bowling? Dante: Of course, there's a first for everything Sabrina Spellman: You've never been bowling before? Dante: Are you kidding? I never been in the mortal realm before. Sabrina Spellman: [to herself] Oh, this can't be good.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Dante's Inferno Sabrina Spellman: We weren't supposed to like the people we went out with. Valerie Birkhead: Oh, didn't you hear? He had a good time on his date, too. Sabrina Spellman: He did? Valerie Birkhead: Apparently his date's a model or something. Is that... not... too... particulary... good for me.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - As Westbridge Turns Nurse Nancy: Get me a cold compress. Libby Chessler: Is that all you do? Nurse Nancy: My hands are tied by the state.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - First Kiss Drell: I'm as giddy as a school girl!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Hilda and Zelda: the Teenage Years Sabrina Spellman: Your voices don't sound teenage. Zellary - Young Zelda: [in her own voice] We can change that. Zellary - Young Zelda: [teenage voice] Is this better? Hillary - Young Hilda: [in a deep manly voice] And how about me? Hee Hee Hee. Oops. Wrong direction Hillary - Young Hilda: [teenage voice] There we go.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Sabrina: So what are you saying? I'm not who I think I am? You're not who I think you are? And my father lives in a book? Hilda: Finally! She gets it!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Harvey Kinkle: [sees Sabrina for the first time ever, through a glass door, both immediately smile at each other, then Mr Pool hits Harvey in the head by opening the glass door] Mr. Eugene Pool: Summer's over ! Come on in ! [Scene switch, pupils are now in the classroom. Writes to chalkboard] I'm Mr Pool [coughs] and I know you where hoping I was gonna spend the day mispronouncing your names, but... instead lets just jump right into biology ! The frog is a coldblooded vertebrate. As we dissect this amphibian we're looking for: the kidneys, lard, and my lost youth. [laughter] So if you'll each choose up a lab partner ? [waits, nobody moves]... or I could pair ya by height ! [they move] Thank you ! Harvey Kinkle: [to Sabrina] Hey you want... Libby Chessler: [interrupts from the side] Harvey ! I'll be your lab partner ! Harvey Kinkle: [smiles shortly at Sabrina in a I'm sorry kind of way, then moves to Libby]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Jill: [both lean over a dead frog] Lets name him Tad. Tad Pole ! Sabrina: Okay! [looks down for a moment] Hey, thanks for asking me to be your labpartner. Jill: I know what its like. I was the new kid last year. Sabrina: So, can I ask you a question ? Ever felt like you don't fit in ? Jill: Only all the time, but I don't want to fit in ! I researched it, and awkward people tend to be much more successful later in life. I look at Libby, I see tragedy !
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mr. Eugene Pool: Oh ! Look girls, you're... You bored your frog to death ! Now [hands Sabrina the knife] slice and dice ! [walks away] Sabrina: [sights] I hate doing this. If only there would be some way bringing this frog back to life. I think his heart is somewhere around... here ! [Magic springs from her pointing finger, the frog wakes back to life, starts croaking and moving] Look ! Tad's alife ! How did [that] happen ? Jill: It's Frankenfrog ! [Frog jumps away] Hey ! [laughs. Sabrina squeaks and goes after the frog] Mr Pool ! Ours is still kicking ! [Still squeaking, Sabrina catches the frog]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Libby Chessler: [Sabrina enters, Libby turns] May we help you ? Sabrina: I just want to wash my hands. You know, Frog juice. Libby Chessler: Hmm. [makes room] You know... if you stink I'm not sure its fair to blame the frog ! Sabrina: Well, at least I don't splash on aftershave to remind me of some boy who dumped me last summer. Libby Chessler: How'd she know that ? Sabrina: [wonders herself, turns] I... I... I don't know, my incredible sense of smell told me ? [wonders] Libby Chessler: Huh ! Yeah, right. Sabrina: Huh, I better get going. Smell you later !
	Unknown Episode: Valerie: Gordy, are you even aware that there's a dance on Friday? Salem: I'll pick you up at 8. What kind of flowers do you like? Valerie: Surprise me! Salem: That means roses.
	Unknown Episode: Salem: Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge.
	Unknown Episode: Jenny: You're so lucky your parents are strict! My parents are really relaxed, which makes it hard to rebel!
	Unknown Episode: Zelda: So that's your plan? Vesta: Please, I don't plan! I scheme!
	Unknown Episode: Zelda: Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day? Sabrina: Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!
	Unknown Episode: Salem: Finally! I'm free! I have no place to go.
	Unknown Episode: Sabrina: It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda. Josh: Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in? Sabrina: Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?
	Unknown Episode: Hilda: I just haven't turned myself into wind in years. Salem: Would cabbage help?
	Unknown Episode: Sabrina: You are so weird! Salem: [nodding] It helps break up the day.
	Unknown Episode: Miles Goodman: Up 'til now we've known each other only as roomates, but I'm open to other avenues. Roxie King: Take a U-turn.
	Unknown Episode: Miles Goodman: I need you to summarize your being in four words or less. Hot Girl: Not. Interested. In. You.