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	Season 8 / Episode 22: - The Fun Way Day/The Age Of Aquarium Kira: I know what we need: Feng Shui! Chaz: Gesundheit.
	Season 8 / Episode 6: - Finsterella Chuckie: [as Finsterella goes to answer the door, only to see Phil and Lil dressed in leaderhosens] What is it? Phil: [with Swedish accent] Hi. I'm Hansel and she's Gretel. Chuckie: I can see that, Phil. What do you want? Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: [Swedish accent] Yah. We're losted. Chuckie: Well you are even more losted than you think because you're in the wrong story! Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: [regular voice] Whoopsie. Phil: [regular voice] Sorry. [they leave]
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Family Tree Chuckie: Now I need a new daddy and a new grandpa! Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: You can live with us, Chuckie. You can share our daddy and Phil would live in the woods!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Word Of The Day / Johnathan Babysits Angelica: [Drinks the coffee Phil and Lil gave her and spits it back out] This coffee tastes like mud! Phil: It is mud.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Word Of The Day / Johnathan Babysits Miss Carol: Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids? Angelica: She thinks, um, we're all little... Miss Carol: [loses it in anger] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: what does Miss Carol think of her kids? Angelica: [inhales, shouts] She think we're all little... Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: [blocks his eyes in shock] Oh, no! Miss Carol: That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here! Angelica: But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol! Miss Carol: [hysterically, throws the microphone] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs evilly] You're all little... Angelica: See? See? She did say it!
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Angelica Nose Best / Pirate Light Plumber: Hopes this doesn't get me banned from the house.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Angelica's Last Stand / Clan Of The Duck Phil: Chuckie! What happened? Chuckie: [dizzy] The Hora! The Hora!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - America's Wackiest Home Movies / The 'Lympics Angelica: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeVille.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chanukah Angelica: Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chanukah Grandma Kerpacketer: If Shlomo and Boris make it through tonight's performance without killing each other, that will be the miracle of Chanukah.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chanukah Schlomo: A menorah is, uh, like the nightlight of our people. In times of darkness it shines on the whole world reminding us not to be afraid to be different, but to be proud who we are.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chanukah Tommy: I don't get it. We've looked everywhere. Phil: It's hard to find the meanie of Chanukah.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chanukah Phil: What is it? Tommy: I don't know. But every night I have to wear a funny hat while Grandpa Boris says some stuff I don't understand and Mommy lights another candle. Chuckie: Sounds scary. Tommy: Yeah. But then I get a present.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - I Remember Melville / No More Cookies Chuckie Finster: He was the best bug I ever had. Phillip 'Phil' Deville: He was the only bug you ever had.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - I Remember Melville / No More Cookies Lil Deville: Dead means that you go to sleep for a long time. Phillip 'Phil' Deville: Like forever.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - I Remember Melville / No More Cookies Tommy Pickles: I promised Angelica that no matter how much she asked, no matter how much she begged, no matter how much she cried, I wouldn't let her have any cookies! And guys, I'm gonna keep my promise Chuckie Finster: I love it when he gives these big speeches.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - I Remember Melville / No More Cookies Angelica Pickles: [flashback about cookies] I learned all the different varieties. Chocolate chip! Oatmeal! Gingerbread! [flashback ends] Each one delicious, special in it's own way. So you see, Tommy, cookies made me who I am.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - I Remember Melville / No More Cookies Tommy Pickles: [Angelica starts eating cookies that fell into a bucket of suds] But, Angelica! Those cookies are all soapy! Angelica Pickles: I don't care! [keeps eating, then groans] Ugh... Tommy? Come closer... closer... Tommy Pickles: Yeah? Angelica Pickles: [screams] Never, ever, ever let me eat cookies again! [burps]
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Mommy's Little Assets / Chuckie's Wonderful Life Drew: Where's your mother? Angelica: She's in the shower. She says she has to wash away the stench of failure. Drew: Uh-oh...
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Under Chuckie's Bed / Chuckie Is Rich Chuckie: [talking to a voice under his bed] But, my dad said monsters aren't real! Krumm: Ha, what does he know, he doesn't sleep in this bed.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Destination: Moon / Angelica's Birthday Tommy: Come on, Chuckie, it's just one small step. Chuckie: Looks like a giant leap to me!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Give And Take / The Gold Rush Phil: [about Chuckie] A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not up in his room boppin' his Boppo!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Give And Take / The Gold Rush Chuckie: He's gone! He's gone! He's gone! He's gone! Angelica: Yup, flat as a cat on the highway.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Reptar 2010 / Stu Gets A Job Stu: [Takes a sip of coffee and spits it back out] This coffee tastes like mud! [Looks at it] Ewww... it is mud.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - When Wishes Come True / Angelica Breaks A Leg Didi: Stu, what are you doing? Stu: Making chocolate pudding. Didi: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - When Wishes Come True / Angelica Breaks A Leg Bob the X-Ray Tech: [Angelica is hoisted up on a table] Hi, I'm Bob. I'll be your X-Ray Technician. Angelica: What are you gonna do? Bob the X-Ray Tech: I'm going to take pictures of your insides. Say cheese! Bob the X-Ray Tech: [a powerful X-ray beam shoots Angelica, showing her as a skeleton] It's kind of strange at first, but after a while, you get to like it.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Grandpa Moves Out / The Legend Of Satchmo Louis 'Grandpa' Pickles: [talking in his sleep] Dust Bowl, Schmust Bowl! I ain't movin' to Californy!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Grandpa Moves Out / The Legend Of Satchmo Tommy: Where's Chuckie? Phil: Maybe he went to look for Satchmo! Angelica: Chuckie's scared of the guy on the oatmeal box. Why would he want to look for Satchmo?
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Grandpa Moves Out / The Legend Of Satchmo Angelica: We couldn't sleep 'cause of the Satchmo. Stu: Satchmo? The trumpet player? Angelica: No, the monster.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Chuckie's First Haircut / Cool Hand Angelica Drew: I did it. I actually did it. I disciplined Angelica.

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