Royal Pains 3x06 An Apple A Day

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First Aired: Aug. 03, 2011 on USA

Summary: Hank treats a wound that will not heal; Paige shares the condition for agreeing to marry Evan.

Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Evan R. Lawson	played by Paulo Costanzo
Paige Collins	played by Brooke D'Orsay
General William Collins	played by Bob Gunton
Elyse	played by Julie Benz
Libby	played by Meredith Hagner
Anna	played by Camille Chen
Rajan Bandyopadhyay	played by Rupak Ginn
Dr. Sylvander	played by Kate Jennings Grant

Episode Quotes

Evan R. Lawson: I need to come up with a speech to convince the general that I'm worthy of his daughter. It has to be my Mona Lisa, my "Sgt. Pepper's", my "Life of Pi". I need to use impressive phrases like "alacrity" and "capricious". I have to open my heart and let that magnificent bastard look inside. Yeah.
Dr. Hank Lawson: Would that work on the general, or anyone?
Evan R. Lawson: You're right, a speech is not gonna work at all.
Dr. Hank Lawson: General Collins strikes me as a no-nonsense type of guy. Why not keep it simple, you know? Just talk about the things you have in common.
Evan R. Lawson: Okay. The only thing he and I have in common, though, is that neither of us were raised by wolves.
Dr. Hank Lawson: That's not true. You have one other thing in common.
Evan R. Lawson: What's that?
Dr. Hank Lawson: You both love Paige.

Dr. Hank Lawson: [about Evan proposing to Paige] Well?
Evan R. Lawson: [disappointed] Well...
Dr. Hank Lawson: What?
Evan R. Lawson: [happy] She said yes!
Dr. Hank Lawson: That's great! Ev, that's great.
Evan R. Lawson: Yeah, yeah.
Dr. Hank Lawson: I'm sensing a "but".
Evan R. Lawson: But I got to get the general's blessing first.
Dr. Hank Lawson: Wait, wait, wait. You didn't ask her father?
Evan R. Lawson: You knew people still did that? Why would you not tell me that?
Dr. Hank Lawson: I don't know. I just assumed you and I lived in the same society.

Mistakes/Goofs

Goof (revealing mistake): On the computer screen it reads "Es ist nicht ihr" which is, "It's not her," literally translated but nobody would say that and it is not what she heard. She heard, "Das ist sie nicht," which is correct German and has the same translation.