First Aired: Aug. 27, 2009 on USA
Summary: As Divya and Raj do a final walkthrough at the property where their impending engagement party is scheduled to take place, Divya notices that one of the Hill sisters, who own and run the historic mansion, is having hallucinations and a suspicious cough. Divya immediately calls in Hank to…
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Dr. Hank Lawson: Spokesmodel, corporate jet, or commercial during the Super Bowl?
Evan R. Lawson: None of the above. It's Divya.
Dr. Hank Lawson: What about her?
Evan R. Lawson: Should we discuss what our plan is?
Dr. Hank Lawson: Our plan is to talk to her, see what her plan is.
Evan R. Lawson: Okay. But what if she decides to do this? And if she gets engaged and moves to London, what are we gonna do?
Dr. Hank Lawson: Well, we'll find another PA, I guess.
Evan R. Lawson: So you're not worried at all?
Dr. Hank Lawson: I said we'd find another PA. I didn't say we'd find another Divya.
Evan R. Lawson: Did Jill find you yet?
Dr. Hank Lawson: No. Why? What did she say?
Evan R. Lawson: She had something important to tell you.
Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh.
Evan R. Lawson: And so do I.
Dr. Hank Lawson: Well, what's up?
Evan R. Lawson: We're broke.
Dr. Hank Lawson: What do you mean "broke"?
Evan R. Lawson: I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent.
Dr. Hank Lawson: I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus. What the hell are you talking about, Evan?
Evan R. Lawson: Well, I, uh... I invested our working capital in some alternative high-yield instruments.
Dr. Hank Lawson: English, Evan.
Evan R. Lawson: [sighs] We got scammed.
Dr. Hank Lawson: *You* got scammed. By who?
Evan R. Lawson: [not answering Hank's question] And it's all gone, you know. Almost every last penny of it, at least. It's... it's gone. Why are you not furious?
Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, I'm furious. I'm... I'm furious. I'm just not surprised. In fact, the only shock here is that it took this long for you to let me down.