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Evan Lawson

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  Played by:
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
Costanzo landed his first major role as Rubin Carver in 2000's DreamWorks hit college comedy "Road ...

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Evan Lawson Quotes

01x04 - TB or Not TB Season 1 / Episode 4: - TB or Not TB

Evan Lawson: Not only did I save it, I put it on my iPod as work-out music.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Hank Lawson: You really came prepared.
Divya: Core wound care, home diagnostics, infusion I.V.
Hank Lawson: Why does a P.A. drive around with them in her trunk?
Divya: Well, they were on sale.
Hank Lawson: Divya.
Divya: Look, I want to show you all I can bring to the table. I mean, besides my work ethic, my knowledge of the Hamptons, my relationships with the locals...
Evan Lawson: [interupts] Your superbly well-toned figure.
Divya: Don't objectify me, sidekick.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: What's my favorite sport, Hank?
Dr. Hank Lawson: Extreme social climbing?
Evan Lawson: [brief pause] Yeah. Yeah.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: Bro, this is where God would party.
Dr. Hank Lawson: [trying to speak over the noise] If he could get in.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: Sorry. I just gotta... send that to [to himself] everyone I've ever met.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: [to Hank] You look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a kid & that kid got old & really sick.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Dr. Hank Lawson: [looking at the hotel where they're going to stay] Fit for a King, huh?
Evan Lawson: I never said which country.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: What's up.
Dr. Hank Lawson: [semi-appalled] They're not even old enough to vote.
Evan Lawson: What?... What?
Dr. Hank Lawson: That's just wrong.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: [speaking into his phone] Note to self: Become a doctor.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: Dude, it smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Evan Lawson: It smells SO BAD in here. It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food. Like, musty... and you look kind of like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and then that child grew older and got really sick.
Dr. Hank Lawson: That's weird.

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