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Divya Katdare Quotes
 | Season 3 / Episode 15: - Hank And The Deep Blue Sea Dr. Hank Lawson: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Evan R. Lawson: Hi. Divya Katdare: How's Boris? Dr. Hank Lawson: Great. And he asked me to be godfather. Evan, so help me, if you do a Brando impression, we're dissolving the business. Evan R. Lawson: [doing an impression of Marlon Brando] I wasn't gonna do that. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 14: - Bottoms Up Divya Katdare: I am so glad that you agreed to join me on Saturday. Jill Casey: Yeah, about that... Would you hate me forever if I bailed? Divya Katdare: What, you're not a fan of the Bard? Jill Casey: Who's the Bard? Divya Katdare: You just answered my question. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Rash Talk Divya Katdare: I have made food for a feast. First entrée, lamb vindaloo. Evan R. Lawson: Ooh, sounds Indian. Evan R. Lawson: Looks Indian, too. Evan R. Lawson: Gosh, it smells... Dr. Hank Lawson: [cutting Evan off] Amazing. Divya Katdare: Thank you, Hank. Dr. Hank Lawson: Sure. Divya Katdare: It is my great-grandmother's favorite recipe. Please enjoy. Enjoy. Dr. Hank Lawson: Okay. Evan R. Lawson: Gosh, all right. Dr. Hank Lawson: Mmm! It's great. Divya Katdare: Yeah? Evan R. Lawson: Fantastic, Divya. It is really good. Divya Katdare: [relieved] Okay, great. It's not too spicy. You'd tell me, right? Dr. Hank Lawson: No, no. It is perfect. Evan R. Lawson: Perfect. Divya Katdare: Oh, I almost forgot the chutneys. Be back. Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, my God! Evan R. Lawson: It's like I ate lava. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - Fight or Flight Divya Katdare: Raj, my fiancé, he has always wanted to learn how to fly. Jess Walsh: I could give you both lessons. Divya Katdare: We could use a hobby to do together. Jess Walsh: Stop by tomorrow. I'll give you a birds-eye view of the Hamptons. It's magical. How about noon? Divya Katdare: Well, let's see if you're feeling better and if your blood pressure is normal. Jess Walsh: Okay. So, be here by 11:45. And Hank, would you care to join us? Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah, no thank you. I'm... I'm good. Jess Walsh: Don't tell me you're afraid of flying in small planes. Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, no. I'm not afraid of flying in small planes. I'm afraid of crashing in small planes. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 14: - Pit Stop Dr. Hank Lawson: You stayed up all night and watched these DVDs? Divya Katdare: Well, I was looking for clues as to what was ailing Craig. Dr. Hank Lawson: And what did you find out? Divya Katdare: Mikell is a total fake. Dr. Hank Lawson: Huh? Divya Katdare: She's had a showmance with every male character on this show. She didn't even start hooking up with Craig until after his accident. Dr. Hank Lawson: I'm sorry, did you just say "showmance"? Divya Katdare: Yeah. It's a relationship for the sake of the cameras. Dr. Hank Lawson: Divya? Divya Katdare: [distracted] Mmm-hmm. Dr. Hank Lawson: Divya. Divya Katdare: Yeah. Dr. Hank Lawson: I think we're losing sight of why we're here. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 13: - Mulligan Jill Casey: [laughing] Oh. Hank, have you been working out? Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, a little, but... Jill Casey: [feeling Hank's biceps] Oh, my goodness. These are amazing! Look, Divya... Divya Katdare: [covering Jill's mouth, and pushing her back onto the bed] Okay. You know what, Jill? Why don't we lay you down for some rest? She should get some rest. Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah. Jack, why don't you... Jack O'Malley: [turning to leave] That's a good idea. Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, yeah. Divya Katdare: Please stop licking my hand. |
| Season 2 / Episode 13: - Mulligan Divya Katdare: I crossed an unacceptable line. I became involved with a patient. Dr. Hank Lawson: You did? Divya Katdare: I kissed him. But I ended it. And I will, of course, in no way continue to treat him medically. Dr. Hank Lawson: That's why you're flying out to London tonight. See Raj. Divya Katdare: I can only imagine how furious you are with me. It was highly unprofessional. And if you need me to, I will resign from HankMed, effective immediately. Dr. Hank Lawson: Resign? Please. I... No. I don't care about that. What I care about is you. Are you okay? Divya Katdare: [on the verge of tears] No. No, I'm not. But I've got it under control. Dr. Hank Lawson: Is there anything I can do? Divya Katdare: [starting to cry] No. No, but, uh... oh, but thank you so much for being you. |
| Season 2 / Episode 13: - Mulligan Jill Casey: I can't believe I didn't feel a spider biting me. Divya Katdare: Well, you were thrown out of a golf cart. Your mind may have been elsewhere. Dr. Hank Lawson: A black widow bite isn't so bad if you catch it early. Divya Katdare: You may feel groggy or even a little loopy. Jill Casey: Jack, I'm really sorry about this. Jack O'Malley: What are you apologizing for? Jill Casey: Well, we were this close to winning. Jack O'Malley: You know what? We'll get 'em next year, killer. Plus, now we don't have the pressure of having to repeat. Jill Casey: Repeat? Jack O'Malley: Pardon? Jill Casey: [groggily] Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat! Hank, that's funny, right? Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, yeah. Jill Casey: "Uh, yeah." How cute are you when you're being all doctor-y? He's so cute. Isn't he cute? He's like... he's like this little puppy, you know? You wanna scratch him behind the ears and scratch him on the belly. Dr. Hank Lawson: [trying to laugh it off] Okay. Um... Divya Katdare: Clearly, someone's medication has kicked in. Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah, we're... we're friends. Jill Casey, Jack O'Malley: Hmm. You know, Hank is the best. He really is. Hank, you're the best. And I miss you, Hank. I really miss you. Dr. Hank Lawson: You know, good friends. Jill Casey: Ah, we used to be more than that, Hanky Panky. Dr. Hank Lawson: Really good friends. Uh, and for the record, that's the first time she's ever called me that. Jack O'Malley: Okay. Divya Katdare: All righty, then. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 9: - Frenemies Divya Katdare: You know, admitting it hurts doesn't make you less of a man. Evan R. Lawson: [pause] It hurts. Divya Katdare: You're such a girl. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Lovesick Evan R. Lawson: HankMed is officially back. I just signed two new super-sized clients. *Super-sized*. With dad's help, by the way. Dr. Hank Lawson: [skeptically] Dad's help? Evan R. Lawson: Whales, Hank. Like, whales. Big whales. Bigger than whales. What's bigger than a whale? Divya Katdare: Nothing. Evan R. Lawson: Whale it is. Closed them on a golf course, no less. Dr. Hank Lawson: Ah. That explains the "Caddyshack" getup. Evan R. Lawson: Hey, the louder the clothes, the deeper the pockets. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Honeymoon's Over Evan R. Lawson: So, welcome to the inaugural HankMed staff meeting. I love your blouse, Divya. Good. Good day to you. First on this evening's agenda, business development. Dr. Hank Lawson: It's 11:00 a.m. Evan R. Lawson: Oh, yeah. No, I wrote this last night. Sorry. Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah. Since I left the ER, the two things I miss least are pelvic exams and staff meetings. And not necessarily in that order. Divya Katdare: Evan, can't you just send out an e-mail? Evan R. Lawson: Yeah, okay. You know what? I'll send an e-mail. That's great. Okay. Cool, Divya. Uh, I'm sending an e-mail to both of you that says "I worked for three days on this multimedia presentation, and that you're going to sit down, shut up, and enjoy it." There. Sent. How does that sound? How's it going over there, Stu? Stu: [hiccuping] Still working on it, Mr. Lawson. Evan R. Lawson: Okay, that's cool. Keep it up. Dr. Hank Lawson: Was it really necessary to retain an AV specialist for this? Divya Katdare: We should reschedule the meeting. Evan R. Lawson: Motion to reschedule not seconded. Motion fails, moving on. Dr. Hank Lawson: There's no stopping him when he's like this. The bylaws to our tree house were eight pages long. And it was an imaginary tree house. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Crazy Love Divya Katdare: You need to remove your jewelry. Sofia Santos: Why? Divya Katdare: An MRI is a giant magnet. You can remove it now, or the machine will do it for you. And not gently. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Ms. Newberg: I've got a flat tire. Hank Lawson: Okay, I'm not Triple A. Ms. Newberg: No! Ms. Newberg: A *flat* tire! Hank Lawson: [short delay] Oh... Divya Katdare: Dear. |
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