03x04 - Secrets and Lies (1) Season 3 / Episode 4: - Secrets and Lies (1)

Liz: That's it? Tell him what we found out.
Kyle: No.
Liz: Kyle, your grandfather was right. You have to tell your father.
Kyle: I don't think so.
Liz: Kyle, your family is a damn nightmare. Somebody has to break the cycle of silence.
Kyle: Yeah, someone should.
Liz: Yeah, someone should.
Kyle: Me? Why me? Why should I break the silence?
Liz: Who cares who breaks it? Just do it!
Kyle: Let me think about it.
Liz: No! Just do it. Mr. Valenti? Mr Valenti, could you come in here, please?
Kyle: Liz, you have no right to intrude on my dysfunctional... Hey, Dad.
Liz: Hi, Mr. Valenti. Kyle here has something he'd like to talk to you about.
Valenti: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Liz: I have to go. Have a really nice talk.
03x04 - Secrets and Lies (1) Season 3 / Episode 4: - Secrets and Lies (1)

Julius Walters: [Max wants to audition for a guest part on "Enterprise"] You're a Trekie, aren't you? I knew it, I knew it!
03x04 - Secrets and Lies (1) Season 3 / Episode 4: - Secrets and Lies (1)

Liz: At least I've been to L.A.
Max: I'm not sure Disneyland counts as L.A.
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Isabel: Okay. I'm just going to make it simple. And I don't even think is that big of a deal anyway so I'm just gonna say it and you can react. There's, there's someone I want to tell about us.
Michael: I'm glad you don't think that's a big deal.
Max: Who?
Isabel: He's name is Jesse Ramirez. You both know him. He's...
Max: The lawyer that works for Dad?
Isabel: Yeah.
Max: And why do you wanna tell him?
Isabel: Because we've gotten close.
Max: Close?
Isabel: Yes, close.
Max: Meaning you and he are...
Isabel: Involved.
Michael: Are you pregnant?
Isabel: No. We haven't even slept together.
Michael: Has he seen you use your powers?
Isabel: No.
Michael: Why are we having this conversation?
Max: Why do you need to tell him?
Isabel: I don't need to, I want to. I want him to know because I want to be honest with him. I love him and I want him to know me. I don't wanna hide. God, do you know how humiliating this is for me? To have to come here and ask your permission to have an open conversation with my boyfriend? Can you just imagine it for a second, put yourself in my position.
Michael: I'm gonna put this as simple as possible. Isabel, I'm happy you have a boyfriend. Congrats. That said, lie about the alien thing.
Isabel: He's gonna leave, Max. If I'm not honest with him, he's gonna leave.
Max: How long have you two been?
Isabel: Three months. But I know him. I know him. This is the first time I've ever felt his way. I'm in love with him. If I lose this, I don't know what the hell I'm doing here on Earth. I mean, you have Liz, Michael has Maria. This is the first time I've had someone.
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Maria: Where were you?
Michael: Where was I supposed to be?
Maria: We were supposed to have lunch at school today.
Michael: Today's Saturday.
Maria: Today's Friday. Hello, where are you?
Michael: I'm right here. Where's Saturday?
Maria: What, are you guys saving the world from alien invasion?
Michael: Would that keep you from kicking my ass?
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Michael: You guys are always giving me crap about being impulsive and stupid. Well, you know what's stupid? Sneaking around the desert while your father's watching our every move.
Max: Shut up, Michael.
Michael: Whose idea was it to bury the alien stuff anyway? I mean, what are we? Eight? It's called a safety deposit box.
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Isabel: No. No. Max and Michael would never agree to letting anybody else in on the secret. I guess the truth of the matter is I sort of love Jesse not knowing. It's like we're this normal couple.
Kyle: Nothing's ever easy, is it?
Isabel: Nope. But, hey, I'm actually glad that you found out. It's kind of nice to talk about it.
Kyle: No Problem. [laughs]
Isabel: And Kyle... if you tell anybody, I'll be forced to use my formidable alien powers on you.
Kyle: Cool. Cool. My day's never truly complete until my life's been threatened by an alien, so...
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Maria DeLuca: Are you OK?
Elizabeth "Liz" Parker: Yeah, why?
Maria DeLuca: You're making a cottage cheese milkshake.
03x03 - Significant Others Season 3 / Episode 3: - Significant Others

Alex Whitman: Go! Go to him!
Isabel Amanda Evans: I can't.
Alex Whitman: Isabel, will you look at what you're doing to your life? You're stopping it. You're killing it. You're sitting at a table with no one. I'm not really here! You need to move on and you need to move past me and you need to start now!
Isabel Amanda Evans: If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name him Alex.
Alex Whitman: Wh? Uh, thank you, that's truely er, thanks. Now go!
03x02 - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper Season 3 / Episode 2: - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: Did you have fun? Where you been? I'm asking you man to man where you took my daughter in the middle of the night.
Max: We went to the desert. We didn't do anything wrong.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: It was wrong for you to see her at all. You know that.
Max: I'm sorry. I love her.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: I don't give a damn about your love. Because of you, my daughter was arrested for armed robbery. She could've been killed! Did you ever think about that? Tell me you're not dangerous, Max. Tell me that being with you doesn't put my little girl's life in jeopardy. Yeah, that's what I thought. So now this is gonna stop. It's gonna stop right now. And you are never to see Liz again. And if you do. If I find out that you as much as sat next to her in class she'll be on the next plane to Vermont.
Max: Vermont?
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: The Winnaman Academy. It's an all-girls boarding school. Her mother and I filled out all the paperwork and the application was accepted. So all I've got to do is write a check and put Liz on the next plane.
Max: You would do that? You would do that just to.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: Just to keep her away from you. Yes, I would. And I will. Goodbye, Max.
03x02 - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper Season 3 / Episode 2: - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper

Max: Michael, what you're about to do is not a plan. It's not an idea. It's something you think about in your mind and then you come up with something better.
Michael: Yeah, I don't have anything better.
03x02 - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper Season 3 / Episode 2: - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper

Steve: You're a crazy bastard. You know that?
Michael: Welcome to my world.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Phillip Evans: I need you to tell me why.
Max: I can't ever tell you the truth. Please, don't make me lie to you.
Phillip Evans: I'm sorry, son, silence is not acceptable. And neither is a lie. Not after what we've just been through. No, not under my roof.
Max: I can respect that. I just want to thank you for helping Liz. I'll always appreciate that. I'll come by home to pack my things. Goodbye, Dad.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Max: Liz, I just want to put everything that happened behind us.
Liz: Yeah, you know I would too if I had impregnated an alien killer who had murdered one of our best friends and then left the planet with my unborn child.
Max: So, you're still holding on to that?
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Michael: Now if I'm gonna have a chance of graduating this year I need to get into your Bio 101 class.
Mr. Seligman: Why didn't you come to my Bio 101 class when you were in it?
Michael: I'm turning over a new leaf.
Mr. Seligman: Excuse me while I take a moment to chuckle within.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Isabel: I wish this could all be out in the open.
Jesse: I'm still not sure why it can't be.
Isabel: Well, there's the fact that you're 26 and I'm barely legal.
Jesse: You're an old soul. And you have clearly lived before.
Isabel: You have no idea.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Liz: Since I told her that you broke my heart - without any of the alien details, of course - she thinks that we should just take things slow. Just dinner, then straight home, no plans for future dates. No making out.
Max: So I suppose skinny dipping would be against the rules, too.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Maria: [to herself as she pulls up in the car] Why can't these aliens ever get in trouble somewhere decent? Like Graceland or Tahoe or New Orleans. No, Utah. Mormons and mountains.
03x01 - Busted Season 3 / Episode 1: - Busted

Max: I don't know if I could live with myself if anything ever happened to you.
Liz: Max, you're an alien king. What could ever happen to me?
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Tess: Thanks... Dad.


Tess: I just wanted to see what that sounded like.
Valenti: How'd it sound?
Tess: A little too weird.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Maria: I think we just took a huge step in human-alien relations. I love you Michael.
Micheal: I love you too... but I have to leave. Max, Isabel, and Tess and I are going home.
Maria: Yeah, I know. Like eventually, right?
Micheal: We're leaving in a few hours. We have to, I have no choice. I don't want to leave you. But we both knew someday this would happen.
Maria: How much time do we have?
Micheal: About an hour.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Isabel: What if I said I wanted to stay?
Max: When we came out of the pods and we lost Michael, it was just the two of us in the desert and I knew that I wasn't alone - that I had my sister. To me, earth isn't home and whatever's out there isn't home but you're my home.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Tess: You okay?
Kyle: Oh yeah, yeah. It's nothing. Anyway, I just, I don't usually talk about this but uh, my mom left when I was six, and with you being here it's, uh felt like family again. That's all, I don't want to get all weepy or anything.
Tess: Kyle... Kyle I feel the same way.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Isabel: So what now Max?
Max: We save my son.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Isabel: [Taping themselves with a video camera] We want you to know that we love you so much. We're orphans, we could have ended up anywhere, with anyone, but we got you. What is it they say? There but for the grace of God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to leave you, but we have to go. I wish we didn't, I wish I could just be your girl forever, but um...
Max: You were great parents to us. We will always, always love you. Thank you, for everything. And goodbye. [Turns off camera]
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Max: [to Liz] I've been really wrong about a lot. But I was right about one thing. To get you into my life, to be around you. To love you.
Maria: [to Michael] You opened the door and you came out, why? [Michael doesn't say anything] You stayed for me.
Isabel: What happens now, Max?
Max: I have to save my son.
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Maria: Liz!
Maria: [to Michael] Tess killed Alex!
Micheal: What?
Maria, Micheal, Kyle, Liz Parker: [Michael, Liz, Maria, and Kyle rush into the Granolith Chamber]
Liz Parker: Max stop! It was Tess. Tess killed Alex. She mindwarped Alex and sent him to Las Cruces to decode the book, but he broke out of the mindwarp and she killed him.
Kyle: It's true, I was there, I witnessed it.
Max: Why didn't you ever say anything?
Kyle: Because she mindwarped me!
Kyle: [to Tess] You lived in my home, you were like my sister!
Max: [looking at Tess but to Micheal] How long?
Micheal: About 3 minutes.
Max: Everyone out.
Micheal: Max...
Max: Now!

02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Max: [to Tess] Did you kill Alex?
Tess: I didn't want to. I wish I hadn't, but I did.
Max: Why?
Tess: Look Max, the-the clock's ticking, we don't really have time...
Max: Tell me why!
Tess: He would have told you what I did and I couldn't let that happen.
Max: So you just, you just killed him?
Tess: I didn't mean to. His brain was just so weakened by the mindwarp, and... look, none of this matters now.
Max: Life matters Tess. My life, your life, his...
Tess: What matters is getting home, but you could never understand that could you? I might have been able to teach you but that stupid bitch had you wrapped around her...
Max: Don't you ever call her that!
Tess: See! Look how fast you run to her defense! Why couldn't you ever feel that about me? I'm your wife, Max! I'm carrying your child!
Max: This was all some kind of plan to get pregnant and go home, wasn't it? Home to what, Tess? To Kivar? To our enemies?
Tess: They're not my enemies, Max.
Max: You made a deal with them, with Kivar.
Tess: No, Nacedo made a deal, 40 years ago.
Max: What was the deal? Tell me!
Tess: To return home with your child, and deliver the three of you to Kivar.
Max: And what would happen to us once you delivered us? [Tess doesn't answer]
Max: How did I ever fall in love with someone like you? How could I ever marry you?
Tess: You were different - you were a king! Now you're just a boy. [Max raises his hand to Tess' neck] You kill me, Max, you kill our son.
Max: [agonized] Go. This isn't over, Tess

02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Isabel: MAX!
Max: Quick, go. Let's go!


Max: [to Liz] I've been really wrong about a lot. But I was right about one thing: To get you into my life, to be around you, to love you.
Maria: [to Michael] You opened the door and you came out - why? [It dawns on her] You stayed for me.
Isabel: What happens now, Max?
Max: I have to save my son...
02x21 - The Departure Season 2 / Episode 21: - The Departure

Kyle: I carried his body. She made me think it was luggage. She killed him. Tess killed Alex.