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Season 9 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 24
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

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Season 9 Guide (1996-1997)

	9x01 Call Waiting [add summary]	Sep. 17, 1996
	9x02 Millions from Heaven [add summary]	Sep. 24, 1996
	9x03 What a Day for a Daydream Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and ...	Oct. 01, 1996
	9x04 Honor Thy Mother [add summary]	Oct. 08, 1996
	9x05 Someday My Prince Will Come [add summary]	Oct. 15, 1996
	9x06 Pampered to a Pulp Roseanne and Jackie visit a spa.	Oct. 22, 1996
	9x07 Satan, Darling [add summary]	Oct. 29, 1996
	9x08 Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti Rosie and the clan are invited to stay at the Wentworths, which turns their lives topsy turvy!.	Nov. 12, 1996
	9x09 Roseambo When a bunch of woman-hating terrorists hijack a train, it's up to Roseanne to save the day.	Nov. 19, 1996
	9x10 Home is Where the Afghan Is [add summary]	Nov. 26, 1996
	9x11 Mothers and Other Strangers [add summary]	Dec. 03, 1996
	9x12 Home for the Holidays [add summary]	Dec. 17, 1996
	9x13 Say It Ain't So [add summary]	Jan. 07, 1997
	9x14 Hit the Road, Jack [add summary]	Jan. 14, 1997
	9x15 The War Room [add summary]	Jan. 28, 1997
	9x16 Lanford's Elite (1) [add summary]	Feb. 11, 1997
	9x17 Some Enchanted Merger (2) [add summary]	Feb. 11, 1997
	9x18 A Second Chance [add summary]	Feb. 18, 1997
	9x19 The Miracle Darlene gives birth to a premature baby and the doctors think that nothing can save her.	Feb. 25, 1997
	9x20 Roseanne-Feld [add summary]	Mar. 04, 1997
	9x21 The Truth Be Told [add summary]	Mar. 18, 1997
	9x22 Arsenic and Old Mom Audrey has come back to lanford (last seen in "We Gather Together"), and well she's released and she's there to kill Dan!	May. 13, 1997
	9x23 Into That Good Night (1) [add summary]	May. 20, 1997
	9x24 Into That Good Night (2) With everybody welcoming home baby Harris, and Becky learning she is expecting one of her own, Roseanne sits back and narrates life the way it really was ...	May. 20, 1997

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Season 9 Characters

Roseanne Conner	played by Roseanne
Dan Conner	played by John Goodman
Jackie Harris	played by Laurie Metcalf
Darlene Conner-Healy	played by Sara Gilbert
D.J. Conner	played by Michael Fishman
Becky Conner-Healy	played by Sarah Chalke
Beverly Harris	played by Estelle Parsons
Mark Healy	played by Glenn Quinn
David Healy	played by Johnny Galecki
Leon Carp	played by Martin Mull
Jerry Garcia Conner	played by Cole Roberts
Scott	played by Fred Willard
Heather	played by Heather Matarazzo
Andy Harris	played by Garrett Hazen
Doctor	played by Rick Fitts
Nancy Bartlett	played by Sandra Bernhard
Mark	played by Glenn Quinn
Prince Carlos	played by Jim Varney
Edgar Wellman Jr.	played by James Brolin
Astrid Wentworth	played by Mo Gaffney
Anthony Robbins	played by Anthony Robbins
Joyce	played by Ruta Lee
Dr. Bakshi	played by Iqbal Theba

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Season 9 Videos

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Season 9 Quotes

Season 9 / Episode 1: - Call Waiting

Jackie Harris: [to Roseanne] I didn't invite her. I left a window open, she just flew in.

Season 9 / Episode 4: - Honor Thy Mother

Roseanne Conner: *I* am going to get my pores shrunk down to nothing, Jackie. I'm gonna get pounded and beaten to a pulp by some hidious old Korean masseuse. I'm gonna get my chakras opened, my kundalini's awakened; I'm gonna do Jappa on my Malla, then I'm gonna find my channels, merridians, and my "G" spots, and after that, look here, I'm getting one of them colonic irrigations 'cause you can loose sixty pounds per time.
Jackie Harris: Well, *I* am gonna get waxed and wrapped and buffed and filed and soaked and steamed and purged and peeled 'til there is not one single original cell left in my body, and *then*, I am gonna go out and find a guy with pecks to knock on... and I'm gonna start knockin'!

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Season 9 Trivia

Episode 07 - Phil Leeds, who has a cameo in this episode as a servant, also plays Doctor Shand in the 1968 film 'Rosemary's Baby (1968)', the movie this episode is a spoof of.
Episode 11 - Shelley Winters' last television role.

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