 | 1x01 Life and Stuff (Air Date: Oct. 18, 1988)
A typical day in the Conner's life is displayed when Roseanne is called to the school because Darlene is barking in class. |  | 1x02 We're in the Money (Air Date: Oct. 25, 1988)
When Dan comes across extra money, Roseanne and him decide not to spend it on anything menial, such as a the bell he's always wanted, or a perfume she desires. Of course, indulgence always ... |  | 1x03 D-I-V-O-R-C-E (Air Date: Nov. 01, 1988)
After running into a divorcee friend of theirs while on a dinner date at the Lanford Inn, Roseanne and Dan question what life would have been like without the other. Meanwhile, Jackie is ... |  | 1x04 Language Lessons (Air Date: Nov. 22, 1988)
Roseanne is caught in the middle when Dan and Jackie seem to be unable to get along. |  | 1x05 Radio Days (Air Date: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a radio contest by writing an old love note from Roseanne into a country song. |  | 1x06 Lovers' Lanes (Air Date: Dec. 06, 1988)
A night of bowling is more than just bowling for each of the Conner's, with Becky dressing to impress the snack attendant Chip, Jackie placing a game bet with Booker and Roseanne, of course, ... |  | 1x07 The Memory Game (Air Date: Dec. 13, 1988)
As the family decide to a take family portrait, Jackie reveals to Roseanne that years ago Dan had a one night stand with her worst enemy. |  | 1x08 Here's to Good Friends (Air Date: Dec. 20, 1988)
It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to cheer up Crystal after she breaks up with her boyfriend, so they resort to the Lobo Louge. Meanwhile, Darlene seems resistant to write a report about Betsy ... |  | 1x09 Dan's Birthday Bash (Air Date: Jan. 03, 1989)
Dan's birthday party at the Lobo Lounge is interupted by a bully, leaving Dan questioning his manhood when he fails to defend himself. |  | 1x10 Saturday (Air Date: Jan. 10, 1989)
Dan has a bet with Roseanne that he can finish his repair work within one Saturday, but his buddies disruptions prove to be no help. |  | 1x11 Canoga Time (Air Date: Jan. 17, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan try to sell their old junk in a rummage sale, but Dan is unable to part with his possessions. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to forge a passing grade on her report card to get ... |  | 1x12 The Monday Through Friday Show (Air Date: Jan. 24, 1989)
While Darlene suffers with a job as a paper girl and Becky protests dissecting a frog for biology, Roseanne and Dan struggle to find a place to spend their 15th wedding anniversary. |  | 1x13 Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (Air Date: Jan. 31, 1989)
Jackie takes Crystal to work on the route of the bridge where her husband Sonny was buried, causing her to have a hard time coping with his death. Meanwhile, Darlene picks up smoking. |  | 1x14 Father's Day (Air Date: Feb. 07, 1989)
Roseanne steps in the middle of a falling out between Dan and his estranged father, Ed. |  | 1x15 Nightmare on Oak Street (Air Date: Feb. 14, 1989)
Darlene has a dose of her own little nightmare when she starts her first menstrual cycle. |  | 1x16 Mall Story (Air Date: Feb. 21, 1989)
The Conner's reluctantly spend the day together at the Lanford Mall. |  | 1x17 Becky's Choice (Air Date: Feb. 28, 1989)
Becky is nervous when her boyfriend Chip's parents, two high-class snots come to visit, but there seems to be something else adding to her uptight nature...and he's in the backyard. |  | 1x18 The Slice of Life (Air Date: Mar. 07, 1989)
Darlene has to undergo emergency appendix surgery, rendering Roseanne filled with guilt over a spat with her earlier that morning. |  | 1x19 Workin' Overtime (Air Date: Mar. 14, 1989)
Roseanne has a breakdown after working overtime at work, just to come home to a messy home. Dan promises to keep the house while Roseanne storms off. When Roseanne meets up with an older ... |  | 1x20 Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (Air Date: Mar. 28, 1989)
The Conner's prepare for a disaster when a tornado is afoot in Lanford. |  | 1x21 Death and Stuff (Air Date: Apr. 11, 1989)
A door-to-door-salesman drops dead in the Conner kitchen. |  | 1x22 Dear Mom and Dad (Air Date: Apr. 18, 1989)
Roseanne and Jackie's parents comes to visit, and all hell breaks loose when they say they are moving to Lanford. |  | 1x23 Let's Call It Quits (Air Date: May. 02, 1989)
With Booker no longer employed at Wellman's, a new boss, Mr. Faber, takes over and has high quotas that Roseanne and the crew cannot meet. Roseanne tries to reason with Mr. Faber, but he's ... |
 | 2x01 Inherit the Wind (Air Date: Sep. 12, 1989)
Becky's humilated when she passes gas during her speech at school. Meanwhile, Roseanne tries a job as a telemarketer. |  | 2x02 The Little Sister (Air Date: Sep. 19, 1989)
Jackie is upset after Roseanne disapproves of her decision to join the police academy. Meanwhile, Becky takes hold of Dan's dirty magazines. |  | 2x03 Guilt by Disassociation (Air Date: Sep. 26, 1989)
Dan and the Wellman gang throw Roseanne a party after she lands a job at a meat packing office...but the celebration is cut off early when Roseanne learns she can't get the job due to her ... |  | 2x04 Somebody Stole My Gal (Air Date: Oct. 03, 1989)
Roseanne is depressed about Jackie leaving for police training for six weeks. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene go to a co-ed party together. |  | 2x05 House of Grown-Ups (Air Date: Oct. 10, 1989)
Dan's new contractor has dinner at the Conner house and winds up being obsessed with everybody, treating them like relatives, ultimately driving everybody up the wall. |  | 2x06 Five of a Kind (Air Date: Oct. 24, 1989)
Roseanne is disgusted after an unpleasant kiss from Arnie. |  | 2x07 BOO! (Air Date: Oct. 31, 1989)
It's a battle of the scariest when Roseanne and Dan face-off to see who is the master of all halloween. Meanwhile, Becky believes she's too old for halloween. |  | 2x08 Sweet Dreams (Air Date: Nov. 07, 1989)
A failed attempt at relaxing results in an angry Roseanne dreaming she kills her kids and Dan, followed by a musical outbreak by Roseanne and all her friends |  | 2x09 We Gather Together (Air Date: Nov. 21, 1989)
It's a Conner Thanksgiving, and it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving without some kind of drama! Jackie finally spills the beans to her mother about getting a new job at the police academy. On ... |  | 2x10 Brain-Dead Poets Society (Air Date: Nov. 28, 1989)
Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, ... |  | 2x11 Lobocop (Air Date: Dec. 05, 1989)
Roseanne is stressed due to a second job and confides in Jackie that things aren't right with Dan. Naturally, Jackie intervenes, so Dan does his best to liven things up. |  | 2x12 No Talking (Air Date: Dec. 12, 1989)
After Dan lets Becky break Roseanne's rules of "no going out", Roseanne extends Becky's punishment. Becky, angry about the situation, refuses to speak to Roseanne and in turn, Roseanne refuses ... |  | 2x13 Chicken Hearts (Air Date: Jan. 02, 1990)
Desperate to prove to her bratty seventeen-year-old boss that she needs the weekends off, Roseanne invites him over to her home. As an attempt to "butter him up", Dan even completes his ... |  | 2x14 One for the Road (Air Date: Jan. 09, 1990)
While Roseanne and Dan are away, Becky and her friend Dana will play...with the liquor cabinet. |  | 2x15 An Officer and a Gentleman (Air Date: Jan. 23, 1990)
While Roseanne is away helping out her parents, Jackie takes over as the mother of the Conner home. At first everyone doubts Jackie's ability, however, as time goes on, it turns out Jackie ... |  | 2x16 Born to Be Wild (Air Date: Jan. 30, 1990)
Roseanne and Dan's old best friend, Ziggy, pays the Conner's a visit, resulting in Dan trying to repair his old Harley to it's state from his younger days. |  | 2x17 Hair (Air Date: Feb. 06, 1990)
At Crystal's suggestion, Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty parlor. Originally reluctant to take the job, the owner's interest in her employment prompts her to accept. |  | 2x18 I'm Hungry (Air Date: Feb. 13, 1990)
Roseanne and Dan (against his will) start a new diet, with loads of food boycotts and exercises. |  | 2x19 All of Me (Air Date: Feb. 20, 1990)
Jackie has a new man, Gary, in her life but it doesn't seem like Roseanne approves of him. |  | 2x20 To Tell the Truth (Air Date: Feb. 27, 1990)
Roseanne's interference in Jackie's love life causes restraint between Roseanne and Jackie. But reconciliation is around the corner when Jackie announces that she is getting married. |  | 2x21 Fender Bender (Air Date: Mar. 20, 1990)
Roseanne gets into a car accident with rich Meg Wellman, the wife of the Wellman Plastics owner, and she might take her to court. |  | 2x22 April Fool's Day (Air Date: Apr. 10, 1990)
After struggling through tax day jargon, Roseanne and Dan wind up waiting forever at the I.R.S office just to ask one question, which gets answered by a snooty I.R.S Supervisor and a tirade ... |  | 2x23 Fathers and Daughters (Air Date: May. 01, 1990)
Roseanne attempts to get closer to Darlene by watching sports, while Dan goes shopping with Becky. |  | 2x24 Happy Birthday (Air Date: May. 08, 1990)
It's Roseanne's birthday! After Roseanne recaps her old goals, Dan and the kids decide to build her a writing office. |
 | 3x01 The Test (Air Date: Sep. 18, 1990)
As Becky awaits driving lessons, Roseanne awaits the results of a different test...a pregnancy test. |  | 3x02 Friends and Relatives (Air Date: Sep. 25, 1990)
Dan has trouble borrowing money when it comes to his friends and family. |  | 3x03 Like, a Virgin (Air Date: Oct. 02, 1990)
As Roseanne gives Becky "the talk", she is surprised to see that it is Darlene who actually needs it. |  | 3x04 Like, a New Job (Air Date: Oct. 09, 1990)
Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop. |  | 3x05 Goodbye, Mr. Right (Air Date: Oct. 16, 1990)
Jackie's more than depressed when an injury on the job results in Gary breaking up with her, unable to deal with her dangerous career. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene are scared when they find ... |  | 3x06 Becky, Beds and Boys (Air Date: Oct. 23, 1990)
Becky brings home a new boyfriend, the "bad boy" biker Mark Healy, much to Roseanne and Dan's disapproval. When they believe Mark may be bad news, and when Becky breaks curfew, Roseanne ... |  | 3x07 Trick or Treat (Air Date: Oct. 30, 1990)
Roseanne uses her lumberjack costume to her advantage when she is able to act and look like a man, but when her mouth gets her into a fight, she's going to have to look for a new defens ... |  | 3x08 PMS, I Love You (Air Date: Nov. 06, 1990)
Dan's the one to suffer when his birthday party collides with Roseanne's "time of the month". |  | 3x09 Bird is the Word (Air Date: Nov. 13, 1990)
There's trouble when Becky is suspended out-of-school for "flipping the bird" in her class photo. |  | 3x10 Dream Lover (Air Date: Nov. 27, 1990)
Roseanne is not happy when she learns Dan is sleeping with another woman...in his dreams. |  | 3x11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? (Air Date: Dec. 04, 1990)
Tired of Becky and Darlene breaking curfew, Roseanne and Dan, with the help of Jackie, teach them a lesson by staying out really late one night. |  | 3x12 Confessions (Air Date: Dec. 18, 1990)
When Roseanne's mother, Bev, pays an unexpected visit, she causes drama between Jackie and Roseanne and makes a mess out of everything. |  | 3x13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (Air Date: Jan. 08, 1991)
There's drama in the Conner house when Dan's father, Ed, annouces he is marrying Crystal. |  | 3x14 The Wedding (Air Date: Jan. 15, 1991)
While Dan tries to stop the wedding between Crystal and his father, Roseanne takes a major part in planning it. Meanwhile, Crystal annouces she is pregnant with Ed's child. |  | 3x15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Air Date: Jan. 22, 1991)
Angry at Roseanne and Dan, Becky decides to stow away at Jackie's place. |  | 3x16 Home-Ec (Air Date: Feb. 05, 1991)
Roseanne chaperones a trip to the supermarket with Darlene's home-ec class. |  | 3x17 Valentine's Day (Air Date: Feb. 12, 1991)
Becky and Darlene feud when Becky is asked out by Darlene's crush. Meanwhile, Roseanne fumes when Dan forgets Valentine's Day. |  | 3x18 Communicable Theater (Air Date: Feb. 19, 1991)
Roseanne must choose between taking care of a flu-bound Dan or helping Jackie rehearse for her play. |  | 3x19 Vegas Interruptus (Air Date: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne faces possible termination from Rodbell's if she decides to take a much anticipated trip to Vegas with Dan. |  | 3x20 Her Boyfriend's Back (Air Date: Mar. 12, 1991)
Dan and Becky have a rift when Becky and her boyfriend Mark ride Dan's motorcycle without permission. |  | 3x21 Troubles with the Rubbles (Air Date: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne is not exactly thrilled with her new neighbor, Kathy, who seems to be too uptight and snobbish for the Conner's standards. When DJ and Kathy's son, Todd, wind up injuring themselves ... |  | 3x22 Second Time Around (Air Date: Apr. 02, 1991)
Crystal seeks Roseanne's assistance in her Lamaze class. Meanwhile, Dan has a near fatal accident resulting in him preparing for Roseanne and Dan's will. |  | 3x23 Dances with Darlene (Air Date: Apr. 30, 1991)
Roseanne and Darlene feud about what Darlene will wear to a school dance that she doesn't even want to go to. |  | 3x24 Scenes from a Barbecue (Air Date: May. 07, 1991)
Roseanne and the other mothers in town celebrate mother's day at the Conner's. |  | 3x25 The Pied Piper of Lanford (Air Date: May. 14, 1991)
A blast from the past comes through when Roseanne and Dan's old biker friend Ziggy pays a visit. With Dan and Ziggy going down memory lane, Dan is inspired to open his own bike shop at ... |
 | 4x01 A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Air Date: Sep. 17, 1991)
Roseanne is not sure how to react when she learns that Becky wants to go on birth control. |  | 4x02 Take My Bike ... Please! (Air Date: Sep. 24, 1991)
With the grand opening of the bike shop, Roseanne and Dan learn that running a business not only takes its toll on their time as a couple but is also infringing on the household affairs, ... |  | 4x03 Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (Air Date: Oct. 01, 1991)
After a drunken night out, Jackie discovers she has slept with the town's most disgusting pig, Arnie. Now it's up to Roseanne and the girls to make things better. Additionally, Dan invites ... |
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