9x10 Home is Where the Afghan Is - Roseanne Episode Guide

Roseanne

- Episode 09x10

Episode: 09x10
Title: Home is Where the Afghan Is
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 1010
First Aired: Nov. 26, 1996

Season 9 » Episode #10 - Home is Where the Afghan Is

Roseanne - 09x10 Home is Where the Afghan Is

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Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Roseanne Conner	played by Roseanne
Dan Conner	played by John Goodman
Jackie Harris	played by Laurie Metcalf
Darlene Conner-Healy	played by Sara Gilbert
Becky Conner-Healy	played by Sarah Chalke
Beverly Harris	played by Estelle Parsons
Mark Healy	played by Glenn Quinn
Leon Carp	played by Martin Mull
Scott	played by Fred Willard

Season 9 / Episode 10: - Home is Where the Afghan Is

Roseanne Conner: You know what really just fries me? Our whole lives, you make me and Jackie dress up like little baby dolls you know... you you paint our fingernails, tell us to always cross our legs and act like little ladies... you're like "don't ever act too smart cause you might not get a man!" and now here you are sitting there, my right wing, conservative, Republican mother... is a great big old lezbo!
Leon Carp: [off Bev's reaction; raises glass] Welcome to the club, Bev!
Scott: [off Bev's reaction; also raises glass] We'll teach you the secret handshake

Season 9 / Episode 10: - Home is Where the Afghan Is

Beverly Harris: And he's not the only man like that! They're all cut from the same cloth.Which is why I don't particularly care for men! Frankly, to sleep with a man is to know how much you hate them! By the end of my marriage, the only way I could have sex with my husband was if I stopped off at the store and bought myself a Playboy first! [looks shocked at what she just said]
Darlene Conner-Healy: [after several reaction shots] Well, I think Grandma's just outed herself!
D.J. Conner: Oh God! [covers his face]
Nana Mary: I've always know it since she's a little girl. She always liked flannel.

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