3x23 Dances with Darlene - Roseanne Episode Guide

Roseanne

- Episode 03x23

Episode: 03x23
Title: Dances with Darlene
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 425
First Aired: Apr. 30, 1991

Season 3 » Episode #23 - Dances with Darlene

Summary: Roseanne and Darlene feud about what Darlene will wear to a school dance that she doesn't even want to go to.

Who appeared in this episode?

D.J. Conner

Guest Stars:

Roseanne Conner	played by Roseanne
Dan Conner	played by John Goodman
Jackie Harris	played by Laurie Metcalf
Darlene Conner	played by Sara Gilbert
Becky Conner	played by Alicia Goranson
Crystal Anderson-Conner	played by Natalie West
Leon Carp	played by Martin Mull
Linda Wagner	played by Amy Aquino
Bonnie Watkins	played by Bonnie Bramlett

Season 3 / Episode 23: - Dances with Darlene

Dan: [about Darlene's date for the dance] Well listen, if this Barry guy tries to hold you too close, just tell him you've gotta throw up.
Darlene: Oh, I thought I'd save that for when he wants to have sex.

Season 3 / Episode 23: - Dances with Darlene

Darlene: [repeating to Becky, her mother's comments about dresses Darlene is trying on for a dance, as they are walking back into their bedroom] It's too blue... Looks better on the hanger... Rhubarb with hair... Makes too much noise when I walk... It makes me look lop-sided.
Becky: [on the last dress, Darlene is speechless] Well you *do* look like Judy Jetson.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: When Darlene sits down to watch a basketball game with her Dad, her hair is parted on the right, and remains that way for two shots. The third shot of Darlene has her hair parted on the left. From the fourth shot, throughout the rest of the scene, her hair is parted on the right.