2x21 Fender Bender - Roseanne Episode Guide

Roseanne

- Episode 02x21

Episode: 02x21
Title: Fender Bender
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 322
First Aired: Mar. 20, 1990

Season 2 » Episode #21 - Fender Bender

Summary: Roseanne gets into a car accident with rich Meg Wellman, the wife of the Wellman Plastics owner, and she might take her to court.

Who appeared in this episode?

D.J. Conner

Guest Stars:

Roseanne Conner	played by Roseanne
Dan Conner	played by John Goodman
Jackie Harris	played by Laurie Metcalf
Darlene Conner	played by Sara Gilbert
Becky Conner	played by Alicia Goranson
Crystal Anderson	played by Natalie West
Iris	played by Lori Tan Chinn
Mrs. Wellman	played by Debra Mooney
Debbie	played by Melora Walters

Season 2 / Episode 21: - Fender Bender

Mrs. Wellman: [Roseanne is showing her to the door] Now, why would you feel stupid?
Roseanne Conner: Because, for some dumb reason, I actually thought that you dropped by to see how I was doing, but you only came by to buy me off.
Mrs. Wellman: Buy you off?
Roseanne Conner: Yea, but you bought yourself a huge law-suit, lady, 'cause I'm gonna haul you into court, and I'm gonna squeeze you dry.
Mrs. Wellman: Well. I hope you have a *very* good attorney.
Roseanne Conner: [thinking about the incompetent attorney they have, Roseanne is speechless, looks at Dan, Dan is hyperventilating, smiles at Mrs. Wellman, and takes back the check] Let me rephrase that, Meg. Um, I think what I really meant to say was that if, uh, you know, if I, if I woulda bumped into you, I mean I, I woulda called a lawyer too, you know, but first I woulda, maybe, *called* ya to see if you were okay, and, and, and to say 'I'm sorry'.

Season 2 / Episode 21: - Fender Bender

Mrs. Wellman: Roxanne, I want you to know that, even though you no longer work for the company, we still think of you as part of the Wellman family.
Roseanne Conner: I don't suppose my health insurance is still good.
Mrs. Wellman: [laughs]

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