2x02 The Little Sister - Roseanne Episode Guide

Roseanne

- Episode 02x02

Episode: 02x02
Title: The Little Sister
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 303
First Aired: Sep. 19, 1989

Season 2 » Episode #02 - The Little Sister

Summary: Jackie is upset after Roseanne disapproves of her decision to join the police academy. Meanwhile, Becky takes hold of Dan's dirty magazines.

Who appeared in this episode?

D.J. Conner

Guest Stars:

Roseanne Conner	played by Roseanne
Dan Conner	played by John Goodman
Jackie Harris	played by Laurie Metcalf
Darlene Conner	played by Sara Gilbert
Becky Conner	played by Alicia Goranson

Episode Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Little Sister

Jackie Harris: [hungover] Ya act like some big high-and-mighty, self-righteous, pedestal-type person, and you poo-poo everything in my life.
Roseanne Conner: [clearing the breakfast table] Yeah, and *you* go right for your addictive behavior. Huh, because you cannot handle conflict. That is the whole thing: you cannot handle conflict. Remember, we saw that whole thing on "Oprah"; People who cannot handle conflict, so right away, they run for the alcohol.

Jackie Harris: Well, have another shot of pancake, Roseanne. You know, people who live in glass houses, shouldn't *eat* stones.

Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Little Sister

Dan Conner: [about to sit down to breakfast] Hey, we missing an offspring?
Roseanne Conner: Yeah, where do you think I got the bacon.

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