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![]() | Season 2 / Episode 10: - De Patre Vostro (About Your Father) Livia Drusilla: Excuse me... Atia of the Julii: Yes? Livia Drusilla: Oh, I don't mind really, but it is I who should go first. You will find if you consult the priests, the wife takes precedence. Atia of the Julii: I don't give a fuck what the priests say. I'm not letting a vicious little trollop like you walk ahead of me! Atia of the Julii: I go first. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 10: - De Patre Vostro (About Your Father) Atia of the Julii: [to Livia] You are swearing now that some day... some day you will destroy me... Remember, far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Go and look for them now. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 10: - De Patre Vostro (About Your Father) Titus Pullo: He offered me peace terms. Lucius Vorenus: And? Titus Pullo: I headbutted the cunt, bit his tongue out. Lucius Vorenus: And he took that as a no? |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 10: - De Patre Vostro (About Your Father) Caesarion: So? Titus Pullo: He bought it. Caesarion: Brother Osiris, let me live to spit in his face and remind him of this day! Titus Pullo: Didn't I tell you there'd be no more of that blather? Caesarion: Blather? It's my sacred duty. By my blood, I will not rest until I have avenged my mother and redeemed my father's name. Titus Pullo: Listen, about your father... |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Necessary Fiction Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa: [to Octavia] I would go with you to Hades... to Britain even, if I thought we had the right. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Necessary Fiction Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa: [trying to defend Octavia] The fault is mine. It was I who seduced her. Gaius Octavian Caesar: You have many talents, Agrippa. Seduction is not one of them. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - A Necessary Fiction Gaius Octavian Caesar: You should know that when we are married, I shall on occasion beat you. With my hand... A light whip... When I do so you must not think you have offended me. I do it because it gives me sexual pleasure. So remember that and don't be upset. Livia Drusilla: Yes sir... Gaius Octavian Caesar: [pause] I think we should get along very well. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Death Mask Gaius Octavian: Something tells me you have something to say... Atia of the Julii: Yes, if there were to be a marriage between your two houses then all would know you're alliance's strength. Mark Antony: I don't care if all of Italy burns; I won't marry him! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Death Mask Mark Antony: Now, *that* is an exit. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Atia of the Julii: Octavian please, for my sake, be good to Anthony. Gaius Octavian: [annoyed] I am pledged to it, mother. Atia of the Julii: He's an arrogant shit, I know, but he's a good and honest man |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Titus Pullo: So you Cicero, then? Marcus Tullius Cicero: What is your name, young man? Titus Pullo: Titus Pullo, sir. Late of the Thirteenth. Marcus Tullius Cicero: Ah, the famous Titus Pullo. I'm honoured. Titus Pullo: Likewise, honoured. Talk about famous. Everyone's heard of Cicero. Marcus Tullius Cicero: [Smiles] Yes. I daresay, your work today will earn you immortality. Titus Pullo: How's that? Marcus Tullius Cicero: I will be in all the history books. My killer's name, no doubt, will live on also. Titus Pullo: [Slightly disappointed] Ah, my name... thought you meant me. [He looks aside] Good peaches! [Walks over to the peach tree] Marcus Tullius Cicero: Yes, just getting ripe. Thee's no way... I can dissuade you from your task, I suppose? I have a great deal of money. Titus Pullo: No, sorry. Normally, I'd be tempted, but you're far too important. Imagine the fuss: I get back and I haven't done my job. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Mark Antony: [just after the battle] Breathe deep boy, the smell of victory! Gaius Octavian: Smoke, shit and rotting flesh. Mark Antony: Beautiful, isn't it! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Gaius Octavian: [as the battle goes on] What's happening? Can you tell? Mark Antony: [munching a loaf of bread] No idea. [drops the loaf and draws his sword] On my command! Gaius Octavian: What are you doing? Mark Antony: When in doubt, attack! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Marcus Junius Brutus: Cassius, what happened? Cassius: No idea, really. Hell of a birthday... |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Marcus Junius Brutus: Give my best to my mother. Tell her... tell her something suitable. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Philippi Marcus Junius Brutus: Heavens, I entirely forgot! Today's your birthday, isn't it? Cassius: Is it? I believe you're right. Marcus Junius Brutus: [shaking Cassius' hand] Happy Birthday. Sorry there's no cake. Cassius: Next year, eh? You bake me an extra big one. Marcus Junius Brutus: I shan't forget. Cassius: No cinnamon. Makes me sneeze. Mark Antony: If you need to urinate, now would be the time. Gaius Octavian: I'm fine, thank you. Mark Antony: Sure? Let us begin then. Watch closely, boy. This is how history is made. [raising his hand] Now, let's have some fun! Antony's Centurion: ADVANCE! Cassius: [raises his hand, then hesitates] Sorry, rude of me. Would you like the honor? Marcus Junius Brutus: No no, you do it by all means. Cassius: Thank you. [gives the signal to advance] Cassius's Centurion: ADVANCE! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 5: - Heroes of the Republic Lucius Vorenus: [to his men] These are my daughters, redeemed from slavery. The eldest has been prostituted, the boy is my wife's child by another man. You will treat them with respect and kindness! Or I will know the reason why. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 4: - Testudo Et Lepus (The Tortoise And the Hare) Posca: Eight thousand! Mark Antony: Oh do cheer up; you're still alive, aren't you? Posca: I do hope so. If this is the afterlife is it extremely disappointing! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Lucius Vorenus: My name is Lucius Vorenus, and the Aventine is now mine. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Mark Antony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Atia of the Julii: Wake up! Wake up at once! What is the meaning of this! Gaius Octavian: What? Atia of the Julii: The money! You've given the plebs their money! Gaius Octavian: Is it so late already! I overslept Atia of the Julii: I don't care! What about the money? Gaius Octavian: I've promised it. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before now, I knew you'd object. I've decided to enter public life, and it seem as a best way to introduce myself to the people Mark Antony: That would be seen, as a direct challenge to ME! Gaius Octavian: Yes, but that is not my intention at all. I suggest we make a public display of unity, to call such notions Mark Antony: A public display of unity? But you... Gaius Octavian: It makes sense. Our interests are conjoined, while you're a consul, my name, will lend weight to yours, and when your consulship is over and you retire from politics as you have promised, I will step in as leader of the Cesarion party Mark Antony: I see. Gaius Octavian: You will need protection from your enemies in the senate and I can provide that. Mark Antony: [he angrily charges and grabs Octavian by the ears] WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Gaius Octavian: [fighting back] I'm Caesar's rightful heir! Atia of the Julii: [holds Antony back] Would you stay calm! He doesn't have the money, so he can't give it away can he? This is all just childish talk. Gaius Octavian: The money is legally mine! I was able to borrow against it! Atia of the Julii: Borrow? How much did you borrow? Gaius Octavian: It's not so much in the great scheme of things. Mark Antony: [getting angrier] How much? Gaius Octavian: Three million Sestertii! [Atia gasps hysterically] Mark Antony: Oh, Juno's... CUNT! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Atia of the Julii: What sort of woman is she? Mark Antony: Who? Atia of the Julii: The Egyptian girl. Mark Antony: Oh her... barely met her. Skinny thing. Talks too much. Atia of the Julii: Well, she must have something. To lure a cold fish like Caesar. Mark Antony: She's a Queen. Caesar would have fucked Medusa if she'd worn a crown. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Mark Antony: You're lucky you're still breathing, boy! Do you here me? You're lucky you're still breathing! Octavia of the Julii: ANIMAL! Gaius Octavian: You're unfit to lead Rome! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Gaius Octavian: Fucking whore! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Atia of the Julii: [to Cleopatra, whispering] Die screaming, you pig spawned trollop. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Mark Antony: Are you not intimidated? Marcus Tullius Cicero: You cannot afford to kill me, you need me to run the Senate. Mark Antony: *Today* I need you. Tomorrow... Marcus Tullius Cicero: Then tomorrow I will worry. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Lucius Vorenus: Those who will not do business with me are my enemies. Gaius Ignis Acerbo: And? Lucius Vorenus: And they will die sooner than they think. Memmio: Remember blessed Concord! Memmio: No menaces. Lucius Vorenus: [derisively] Concord! Lucius Vorenus: I am the son of Hades! I fuck Concord in her ARSE! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Son Of Hades Mark Antony: Running this damn city isn't nearly as amusing as I thought it would be. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Passover Gaius Octavian: You heard what Servilia said, she wants you to run away. Atia of the Julii: More fool her, she'll have to find me first. Gaius Octavian: She will find you; you have no talent for hiding. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Passover Gaius Octavian: Mother, I must stay in Rome. Atia of the Julii: Eh? Gaius Octavian: I must stay in Rome. I am Caesar's son. I must protect my legal rights. Mark Antony: There's blood? Quite the little Spartan. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Passover Marcus Tullius Cicero: Mark Antony... the dog is dead I hope. Marcus Junius Brutus: He is not. Marcus Tullius Cicero: Mark Antony is alive? An error! I believe, a great error... Marcus Junius Brutus: We are senators, not hired thugs... Marcus Junius Brutus: Kill him yourself. |
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