![]() | Unknown Episode: Peaches: I am the Dark Underlord, the Prince of Doom, the King of Eternal Torment! I am Pain! I am Evil! They call me... Peaches! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Peaches: This is a 1954 McSpirit Spectervision 3000, and it belongs to me! Do you know what that makes it? Heffer: Um... I give up. Peaches: It's the TV from Heck! Heffer: Wait a minute. Heck? Isn't it supposed to be... Peaches: [Covers Heffer's mouth] Censors! And here's the lamp from Heck, and the pineapple from Heck... Heffer: I love it when people say that. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Heffer: Can you pass the remote? Peaches: You poor fool. Still don't realize where you are? There is no remote! Heffer: Aaaaugh! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Heffer: Hey, Rocko. Which is funnier, bananas or cheese? Rocko: Cheese, Hef. Definitely cheese. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Filburt: Heffer, would you like to say a few words? Heffer: Uh... Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat... Filburt: All right, that's enough of that. |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Rocko: I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby! Dog Catcher: A wallaby? Rocko: Yeah. It's like a kangaroo, only smaller. Dog Catcher: You made that up! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Heffer: You know, I died once. Filburt: Really? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Filburt: [Reading the Fortune Cookie] Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. |

