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 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zanzibar! / Fatal Contraption Crowd: [singing] R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E conserve! Don't you dare P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the rivers, sky or sea or else you're gonna get... what you deserve! |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zanzibar! / Fatal Contraption Rocko: [after a crowd song that he missed] Why was everyone singing? Heffer: We just got a song in our hearts! Rocko: How is it you all know the words? Did you rehearse? Heffer: Yeah, every Thursday. Didn't you see the flyers? |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zanzibar! / Fatal Contraption Guy: And you know what they say... Rocko: It's going to be a song, isn't it? |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zanzibar! / Fatal Contraption Rocko: [leading the cast to the doors of Conglom-O, where they are confronted by a laconic guard] We demand to speak to the board of directors! Security Guard: Uh-huh. And you would be...? Heffer: We're a biiig, unruly mob! Crowd: [singing, with choreography] We're a big, unruly mooooob! |
| Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zanzibar! / Fatal Contraption Entire cast: [singing] Rocko fought City Hall! Rocko: And I won, too. Entire cast: Rocko fought Corporate America! They were big and he was small! Rocko: But not too small. Entire cast: Rocko fought City Hall. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 10: - Wacky Delly Filburt Shellbach: [voicing Mr. Cheese] I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined! |
| Season 3 / Episode 10: - Wacky Delly Heffer Wolfe: [beats up Filburt] Your drawings aren't even good enough for the Family Channel, Filburt! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Fortune Cookie / Dear John Filbert: [reading a fortune cookie] Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Filburt Shellbach: [singing] Short and fat and green and warty / The toads from Okefenokee they party / When they party, yes, wen they party / They go R-I-B-B-I-T. |
| Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Bev Bighead: Ed, would you say sales this quarter are... Ed Bighead: [Delirious] Garbage day is a very dangerous day. Bev Bighead: Never mind. |
| Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Receptionist: Morning, Mr. Bighead. Feeling better today? Heffer Wolfe: Okay, watch this. Receptionist: [Imitates Ed] I'm Mr. Bighead, and, boy, am I ever grouchy! Receptionist: Of course, sir. They're waiting for you in the boardroom. Filburt Shellbach: Thank you. [Snickers] |
| Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Filburt Shellbach: Ed! Ed! You have been charged with treason. How do you plead, froggy-lips? Heffer Wolfe: He looks funny. Filburt Shellbach: Shut up! Ed, I am your conscience. Heffer Wolfe: I'm his conscience, too. Filburt Shellbach: What? Heffer Wolfe: Don't say I, say we. Filburt Shellbach: What? Heffer Wolfe: We! We! Filburt Shellbach: All right. Wee-wee! Heffer Wolfe: [Snickers] You said "wee-wee." Say it again. Filburt Shellbach: Wee-wee! |
| Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Filburt Shellbach: Citizens of Conglomo, repeat after me. Wee-wee! Crowd: Wee-wee! Heffer Wolfe: [Laughs] Say it again! Crowd: Wee-wee! Wee-wee! Wee-wee! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Good, the Bad, and the Wallaby / Trash-O-Madness Rocko: Garbage day is a very dangerous day. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keeping Up With the Bigheads / Skid Marks Filburt Turtle: These computer screens are radioactive, and the plate in my head is vibrating! |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keeping Up With the Bigheads / Skid Marks Little Boy: Daddy, Daddy, teachers tell me that whenever someone drives with a gas cap on, an angel gets its wings! Father: Your teacher's full of snot! |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Keeping Up With the Bigheads / Skid Marks Pig Driving Instructor: [playing with the floor tiles, to Rocko] Don't step on the white ones. Hot la-a-a-a-a-va. Pineapples! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Airport Announcer: Mr. Fourapples, Mr. Bob Fourapples, please return to the ticket counter. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Airport Announcer: Mr. Maniac, Mr. Klepto Maniac, please put back the white courtesy phone. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Flight Attendant: Flight 1313 to Las Vegas is now boarding. Will all one-legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon please board. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Captain: No need to be alarmed, we just lost power to our right engine. Captain: Oops. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Rocko: Bath day is a very dangerous day. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Ed Bighead: [singsongy] Oh, Be-ev. Bev Bighead: Yes, Ed. Ed Bighead: [seriously] We're almost out of mouthwash. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: Rocko, living here has allowed me to explore new facets of my personality. I am a nudist. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: I had this wild dream. Electric eels were biting my butt. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Bev Bighead: Rocko, could I interrupt you for a moment? There is a spider on the toilet. Would you mind shooing him out for me? Rocko: Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead. I'll get rid of him. Spider: [Yiddish accent] Hey! Vad is dis, a sideshow? |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Couch: Now listen here, Tanker Tush! You can park your thunder cheeks in someone else's face because I deserve better than this! Sayonara, butterball! |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rocko! Rocko: What have you done?! Heffer Wolfe: Pretty cool, huh? Gave all your old stuff to charity. Rocko: You...! Heffer Wolfe: You can thank me over dinner. I made us my specialty. Heffer Wolfe: Voila! The Heffer Deluxe! Rocko: [takes a bite] Heffer, this is bonza! What's in it? Heffer Wolfe: Well, let's see, there's pickled banana shavings, gym socks, canned haggis, beetle bladder, real processed head cheese, salt peter, reconstituted corn sweat, the finest barley and hops. [Heffer's dish starts to crawl away so he stabs it] Hmmm now where was I, pot ash, sulfur, mono sodium glutamate, and vegetable catalidge as a binding agent. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Rocko: [Rocko has nothing but a trash can on his body.] I want all you nudists outta here this instant! [cut to Rocko at his front door] And stay out! At least I have my dignity. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Chuck Chameleon: Holy enchilada! |
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