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Rocko Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Good, the Bad, and the Wallaby / Trash-O-Madness Rocko: Garbage day is a very dangerous day.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jet Scream / Dirty Dog Rocko: Bath day is a very dangerous day.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Bev Bighead: Rocko, could I interrupt you for a moment? There is a spider on the toilet. Would you mind shooing him out for me? Rocko: Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead. I'll get rid of him. Spider: [Yiddish accent] Hey! Vad is dis, a sideshow?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rocko! Rocko: What have you done?! Heffer Wolfe: Pretty cool, huh? Gave all your old stuff to charity. Rocko: You...! Heffer Wolfe: You can thank me over dinner. I made us my specialty. Heffer Wolfe: Voila! The Heffer Deluxe! Rocko: [takes a bite] Heffer, this is bonza! What's in it? Heffer Wolfe: Well, let's see, there's pickled banana shavings, gym socks, canned haggis, beetle bladder, real processed head cheese, salt peter, reconstituted corn sweat, the finest barley and hops. [Heffer's dish starts to crawl away so he stabs it] Hmmm now where was I, pot ash, sulfur, mono sodium glutamate, and vegetable catalidge as a binding agent.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Rocko: [Rocko has nothing but a trash can on his body.] I want all you nudists outta here this instant! [cut to Rocko at his front door] And stay out! At least I have my dignity.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Heffer Wolfe: Wow, look at all the trees. Heffer Wolfe: [reading a sign] "Welcome to O-Town National Forest." Rocko: [reading another sign] "Enjoy Nature's Splendor." Heffer Wolfe, Rocko: Ooooooh, splendor!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff? Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza? Rocko: I'm feeling the burn! Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Rocko: Heffer, we're here to lose weight, not eat! Heffer Wolfe: The more I eat, the more weight I lose.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!
	Unknown Episode: French Guy: Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower! Rocko: Really? French Guy: Sure! All cheesy love stories end there!
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Garbage day is a very dangerous day.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Grocery day is a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: [trying to turn the Suck-o-Matic off] I must cease this senseless sucking! Rocko: It's stuck in suck!
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Um... yes... uh... Turdy was a, um, bird. Filbert: Oh, that's so beautiful!
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
	Unknown Episode: Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
	Unknown Episode: Filburt: I'm wearing European Style Undergarments! Rocko: I've always liked... rainbows Heffer: Rocko!
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Oh my! A house made of healthy snacks! Heffer: Healthy Snacks? No way! The house is made of pizza! Rocko: Healthy snacks! Heffer: Pizza! Rocko: Healthy Snacks! Heffer: Pizza! Rocko: Healthy snacks! Heffer: Pizza! Filburt: No! You're both wrong! The house is made of fishsticks!
	Unknown Episode: Bev Bighead: [Rocko is screwing in a light bulb] Rocko, could I interrupt you for a moment? There is a spider in the bathroom. Would you mind shooing him out for me? Rocko: Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead. I'll get rid of him. Spider: [Yiddish accent] Hey! Vad is dis, a sideshow?
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Uh, er... Mr. Bighead! It's not what you think! I was just [points]... um, and she... [Rocko begins falling apart, like a Jenga game] Ed Bighead: [angry] You saw my wife in her bath robe? [disturbed] Isn't it awful?
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: [leading the cast to the doors of Conglom-O, where they are confronted by a laconic guard] We demand to speak to the board of directors! Security Guard: Uh-huh. And you would be...? Heffer: We're a biiig, unruly mob! Entire Cast: [singing, with choreography] We're a big, unruly mooooob!
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Don't worry, Heff, we can still have a nice Thanksgiving. I bought us a nice big vegetarian turkey. It'll be delicious! Heffer: No, it's not the same.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us! Schnitzel Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so in the Great Book of Bratwurst. [reads] "And if there is one among you who does not follow the ways of the Schnitzel, let that one go, and do not throw bowling balls at them." Rocko: You see? It says let us go. Schnitzel Cult Leader: It's a matter of interpretation.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: Hef, where did you get a motorcycle? Heffer: I saved my snack money for a whole week.
	Unknown Episode: Entire Cast: Rocko fought City Hall! Rocko: And I won, too. Entire Cast: Rocko fought Corporate America! They were big and he was small! Entire Cast: But not too small. Rocko: Rocko fought City Hall.
	Unknown Episode: Heffer: Hey, Rocko. Which is funnier, bananas or cheese? Rocko: Cheese, Hef. Definitely cheese.
	Unknown Episode: Rocko: I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby! Dog Catcher: A wallaby? Rocko: Yeah. It's like a kangaroo, only smaller. Dog Catcher: You made that up!
	Unknown Episode: Entire Cast: [sining in unision] He doesn't know the words! Rocko: SHUT UP!

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