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Played by: Tom Kenny Tom Kenny grew up in East Syracuse, New York. When Tom was young he was into comic books, drawing funny ...

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Heffer Wolfe Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Receptionist: Morning, Mr. Bighead. Feeling better today? Heffer Wolfe: Okay, watch this. Receptionist: [Imitates Ed] I'm Mr. Bighead, and, boy, am I ever grouchy! Receptionist: Of course, sir. They're waiting for you in the boardroom. Filburt Shellbach: Thank you. [Snickers]
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Filburt Shellbach: Ed! Ed! You have been charged with treason. How do you plead, froggy-lips? Heffer Wolfe: He looks funny. Filburt Shellbach: Shut up! Ed, I am your conscience. Heffer Wolfe: I'm his conscience, too. Filburt Shellbach: What? Heffer Wolfe: Don't say I, say we. Filburt Shellbach: What? Heffer Wolfe: We! We! Filburt Shellbach: All right. Wee-wee! Heffer Wolfe: [Snickers] You said "wee-wee." Say it again. Filburt Shellbach: Wee-wee!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad Filburt Shellbach: Citizens of Conglomo, repeat after me. Wee-wee! Crowd: Wee-wee! Heffer Wolfe: [Laughs] Say it again! Crowd: Wee-wee! Wee-wee! Wee-wee!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: Rocko, living here has allowed me to explore new facets of my personality. I am a nudist.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: I had this wild dream. Electric eels were biting my butt.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Leap Frogs / Bedfellows Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rocko! Rocko: What have you done?! Heffer Wolfe: Pretty cool, huh? Gave all your old stuff to charity. Rocko: You...! Heffer Wolfe: You can thank me over dinner. I made us my specialty. Heffer Wolfe: Voila! The Heffer Deluxe! Rocko: [takes a bite] Heffer, this is bonza! What's in it? Heffer Wolfe: Well, let's see, there's pickled banana shavings, gym socks, canned haggis, beetle bladder, real processed head cheese, salt peter, reconstituted corn sweat, the finest barley and hops. [Heffer's dish starts to crawl away so he stabs it] Hmmm now where was I, pot ash, sulfur, mono sodium glutamate, and vegetable catalidge as a binding agent.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Heffer Wolfe: [seeing the Conglom-O credit card that Rocko got in the mail] Rocko! That's it! The answer to all your problems! Plastic! You can charge now and pay later!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Heffer Wolfe: Wow, look at all the trees. Heffer Wolfe: [reading a sign] "Welcome to O-Town National Forest." Rocko: [reading another sign] "Enjoy Nature's Splendor." Heffer Wolfe, Rocko: Ooooooh, splendor!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff? Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza? Rocko: I'm feeling the burn! Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck? Rocko: Heffer, we're here to lose weight, not eat! Heffer Wolfe: The more I eat, the more weight I lose.

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