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 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker Detective Jane Rizzoli: I think we've found the body that goes to that ear. Dr. Maura Isles: Well I'm not prepared to say conclusively until I've tested tissue samples. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura he's got one ear! |
| Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker Dr. Maura Isles: [urgent whispering] I have to pee! Detective Jane Rizzoli: You better be telling the truth. Dr. Maura Isles: All mammals have to pee. |
| Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker Dr. Maura Isles: Why couldn't we dress up like call girls? They look so cute! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 5: - Throwing Down the Gauntlet Detective Jane Rizzoli: Do the autopsy, you'll feel better. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Welcome to the Dollhouse Detective Jane Rizzoli: So our victims were either transported from the 90s. OR they work for Hilary Clinton. Or our killer is a scrunchie freak. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks Dr. Maura Isles: The cute boy with the erection is being discharged from the hospital. He sent me these orchids. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good. I wish him and his wang a speedy recovery. |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks Dr. Maura Isles: Our medical miracle is here to thank us. Come on. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ugh. I'm keeping my distance. I'm afraid of that erection. |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks Detective Barry Frost: Watch yourself. Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Even with a warrant? Detective Barry Frost: Yea. When he swings that Tomahawk at your head just wave that piece of paper. |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks Dr. Maura Isles: Oh! I forgot to tell you. He sculpts in the nude. Detective Jane Rizzoli: I want to hear everything!... after we solve this case. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Dirty Little Secret Dr. Maura Isles: There's the lake. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Nothing gets passed you. |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Dirty Little Secret Dr. Maura Isles: Take off your shirt. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Now I know you've suffered a head injury. Dr. Maura Isles: To bind the wound. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Beast In Me Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm always sad I missed the Irish crime wars. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Born to Run Detective Jane Rizzoli: There is no way in hell I am taking this off, all right? I'm already running twenty-six miles with a camel toe. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money Detective Jane Rizzoli: Stay in the car. Angela Rizzoli: I won't embarrass you. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Thirty years of experience says otherwise. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you play sports? Dr. Maura Isles: [proudly] Ballet. And fencing. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Those aren't sports. Dr. Maura Isles: Yes they are! What did you play? Detective Jane Rizzoli: Field Hockey. I was an Attacker. Dr. Maura Isles: I'm sure you were very aggressive. Detective Jane Rizzoli: [confused then amused] Attacker is a position. [smiling] |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money Angela Rizzoli: Can you help me get the Buick back? You're a Police Officer! Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm a Homicide Detective! Are you planning on killing the car dealer? Angela Rizzoli: I might. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money Angela Rizzoli: I didn't think you talked to anyone like that but me. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that Mom-speak for Thank you? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Detective Jane Rizzoli: [catches Korsak gawking] I'm guessing she's in the waitress protection program, and you're watching her because... |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Detective Jane Rizzoli: [catching up] What, are you going to tell me I filled-out nicely. Lt. Joey Grant: And risks charges? Maybe... |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Lt. Joey Grant: I gotta leave for D.C. Soon. Just wanted to come by and see you before I left. Say bye, if that's okay. Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's in D.C.? Lt. Joey Grant: Big job I wasn't expecting. Detective Jane Rizzoli: What, did they appoint you to the Supreme Court or something? Lt. Joey Grant: [half-smiling] No, not that big. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Dr. Maura Isles: [Maura speaks in Creole to the mother of the victim] Exorcisms are very powerful. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what she said? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what you said? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yo, Dr. Death. J-Lo needs a cause of death, not a seminar on gangsta nicknames. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil Detective Jane Rizzoli: Damnit! I am late for dinner! My mom is gonna kill me. Detective Barry Frost: You were firebombed, Jane. It's a good excuse. Detective Jane Rizzoli: You don't know my mother. Will you call her and tell her I'm on my way? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Boston Strangler Redux Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh my God. You're flirting over a dead body. Dr. Maura Isles: When else am I going to do it? |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Boston Strangler Redux Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, what do you see? Dr. Maura Isles: A reddish brown stain. Detective Jane Rizzoli: In other words, blood. Dr. Maura Isles: No, the crime lab will determine what it is. She has no lacerations. Detective Jane Rizzoli: So maybe we got lucky and the killer was bleeding. Or smearing reddish brown stuff. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - See One, Do One, Teach One Maura Isles: I'm not seeing him. Jane Rizzoli: Yet. Maura Isles: Somebody should. Don't you think? Jane Rizzoli: Yap. Maura Isles: Should we draw straws? Jane Rizzoli: Couldn't we just show him our tits and let him decide? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - See One, Do One, Teach One Jane Rizzoli: Why are you so interested in Hoyt? Special Agent Gabriel Dean: That's need to know. Jane Rizzoli: Seriously? You fed guys actually say that? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - See One, Do One, Teach One Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the night] Why do you always look like you're about to do a photoshoot? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - See One, Do One, Teach One Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever have a best friend? Dr. Maura Isles: No. Detective Jane Rizzoli: You'd tell me if you were a cyborg, right? Dr. Maura Isles: [thinking] No, I don't think I would. |
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