Mike Silletti

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Season 1, Episode 03	Season 5, Episode 10
Season 1, Episode 11	Season 4, Episode 01

Season 2 / Episode 5: - Sensitivity

Sean Garrity: So you're over the fat chick?
Mike Silletti: Totally.
Sean Garrity: Yeah? So what's with the new girl, what's her name?
Mike Silletti: Allison.
Sean Garrity: Can I tell you something bro, concerning Allison? She's gigantic.
Mike Silletti: She's tall.
Sean Garrity: No. Shaq is tall. Ok? Yo Yo Ming is tall.
Franco Rivera: Yao Ming.
Sean Garrity: Yo.
Franco Rivera: Yao.
Sean Garrity: No, I was just-I was just saying hi. Your chick is gigantic.
Franco Rivera: Oh, he's back with the fat chick?
Sean Garrity: No, he's dating a vet, now.
Franco Rivera: What war?
Sean Garrity: No. Vet, like cats and dogs.
Franco Rivera: And she's fat?
Mike Silletti: Tall.
Franco Rivera: Oh, how tall are we talkin?
Mike Silletti: Like, not that tall, like 6'2" 6'3" and a half?
Franco Rivera: So what, are you only doing Guiness book chicks now, is that it Probie? Fattest and tallest, I mean, what's next, a chick with three tits?
Sean Garrity: Oh, that'd be great wouldn't it? You know I dated a chick with three nipples, one time? Well, I thought it was a nipple, it turned out to be a boil... Long Pause... Anyway, an extra tit would be great.

Season 2 / Episode 4: - Twat

Sean Garrity: Whoa, what's with the piece?
Mike Silletti: Huh?
Sean Garrity: The Gun
Mike Silletti: Oh, um, nothin, I just...
Sean Garrity: Not thinkin about usin' that thing are ya?
Mike Silletti: No.
Sean Garrity: Listen, I heard about you and Theresa. You're not gonna off yourself are ya?
Mike Silletti: No, of course not.
Sean Garrity: Alright, well what're you gonna do? You're not gonna shoot her...
Mike Silletti: I was maybe gonna scare her a little.
Sean Garrity: It's a good idea, chicks love that, ya know? Wave a gun in their face-it's their blowjob.

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