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 | Season 2 / Episode 5: - Sensitivity Don Kleinman: Ok, we have a hand up. You think you're prejudice. Tommy Gavin: Yup. Don Kleinman: Against who? Tommy Gavin: Well let's see, uh, Chevy Neons that cost 12 Grand to buy but have $8,000 paint jobs and 9 spics inside them smokin' weed, that's one thing. Don Kleinman: Ok, now listen, the term "spic"... Franco Rivera: It's Ok, I'm a spic. Tommy Gavin: Crazy chink broads who don't know how to drive in the first place and now they have cell phones stuck to their ears while they're doing 65 MPH down 6th avenue, huh? Right? And the crazy chinks on bikes with 10 pounds of chinese food strapped to the handlebars... Don Kleinman: Ok, see, now the word "chink" is what I like to call a problem word. Sean Garrity: ...raises his hand... Yeah, uh, if I were a chink I'd rather be called a chink then a gook. Don Kleinman: Ok, now hold on. Listen to me please. Chinese people would not like to be called gook or chink or pan face or zipper-head or... Franco Rivera: See? That's another thing-Puerto Ricans, we even get shafted when it comes to racism. Chinks get like what, 4 ethnic slurs? We get one-spic, that's it. The Irish, they got: Mick, Paddy, Donkey. The Italians, they got: Guinea, WOP, Deigo... Sean Garrity: ...raises his hand... Yeah, uh, Sphagetti Bender... Franco Rivera: Ehhh, Sphagetti Bender went out of style during Sinatra's first marriage. Mike Silletti: ...raises his hand... Greaseball? Franco Rivera: Yeah, greaseball. There ya have it. That's four. Tommy Gavin: That's right, you know, same thing with the Jews, right? Heeb, Kike, Jew-Boy, Benny... Franco Rivera: Shiloch Tommy Gavin: That's five. Franco Rivera: Yeah, black people, forget about it. Spear-Chucker, Jungle Bunny, Raisin Head, Porch Monkey, Spook Tommy Gavin: Shyne Sean Garrity: Tar-Baby Franco Rivera: It's endless, totally unfair. Tommy Gavin: Yeah Don Kleinman: ...all turn and look to the front at Don who is looking in complete disbelief... Franco Rivera: What? |
| Season 3 / Episode 5: - Chlamydia Kenny Lou: Some teacher raped three of her students. Tommy Gavin: Ah... they say anything about chlamydia? Mike Silletti: You mean the band? Sean Garrity: It's not a band you asshole, it's a country. Kenny Lou: It's a venereal disease, monkeys. |
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