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Lieutenant Jim Dangle

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Lieutenant Jim Dangle Quotes

02x10 - Raineesha X Season 2 / Episode 10: - Raineesha X

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Why are you wearing that thing on your head?
Deputy Raineesha Williams: This thing on my head is called a "Burka" and I am exercising my religious freedom, all right? I stand before you Raineesha X, all praise is due to Allah!
Deputy Travis Junior: [dives to the floor in fear]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's from the Homeland-Security training.
Deputy Travis Junior: I'm sorry, I thought she was gonna ...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no, good instinct.
Deputy James Garcia: She don't have a bomb.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no, she didn't have a [clicks tongue and pantomimes pressing detonator with thumb]
02x10 - Raineesha X Season 2 / Episode 10: - Raineesha X

Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thanks to the Nation of Islam... I'm free.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Is this gonna be a problem doing your job now that you're... Nation of Muslim?
Deputy Raineesha Williams: Don't be aggressive with me, okay?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I wasn't being aggressive.
Deputy Raineesha Williams: Don't hate me 'cause I've found the truth. And now that my eyes are open, ha, you can't have me, 'cause, see, I was had, I was took. I been hoodwinked, bamboozled. Y'all have run amok!
Deputy S. Jones: Hornswoggled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thank you, brother.
Deputy S. Jones: Fandangled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thank you.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Titty-boozled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams: No.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Well, I support you, sister.
Deputy Raineesha Williams: I'm not your sister, cracker jack.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Whatever.
02x10 - Raineesha X Season 2 / Episode 10: - Raineesha X

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: So, are you quitting because we're the devil?
Deputy Raineesha Williams: [points at Dangle] You can't run me out of here! I'ma do what I gotta do. Deal with it, crackers! There's a new sheriff in town. Ha!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey Terry, Sherrifs Department!
Terry: Hey Guys!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Heyy.
Terry: Whats goin down?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well, I'll tell ya whats goin down Terry, You know that they've installed a camera right here at this redlight here.
Terry: Oh My god!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a redlight.
Terry: Oh wow that's awesome, It's like the future.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It is awesome.
Deputy Travis Junior: So you know why we're here?
Terry: Why was there a fire?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at a red light, and you give a H.J. during the redlight.
Terry: Oh my god, that sounds, that's not something that I would ever do.
Deputy Travis Junior: Except we've got about...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
Terry: Well, I can see how you would think that, But I sell... oranges.
Deputy Travis Junior: You sell oranges?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You sell oranges?
Terry: Mmhm!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I'll take some.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, I'd like some too.
Terry: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like Beep Beep, I go okay, and say you're driving and I just put it in their laps.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well...
Deputy Junior: I dont know about that.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on Terry.
Terry: I cant, I have to call my girlfriend... listen I don't even know what you're talking about.

Deputy Travis Junior: We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this redlight up here that's what we're talking about.
Terry: Okay okay, a hand job is still a job okay?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on easy does it, Zanna do it right into the car.
Terry: You Zanna Don't it!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Did he just say "Zanna Don't it?"
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: The thing about Clemmy marrying Steed is this: people can do whatever they wanna do. You know, we don't live in communist China, you know. I'm not gonna tell her, hey, this is a bad guy with a rap sheet. This is a guy who's, you know, an attempted arsonist. A repeat B&E. You know, is it my place to say, hey, this guy was wanted on stat' a couple years back? Hey, this guy, you know, shot his cousin, you know, back in '81? No, it's not, people can do whatever they want. This isn't communist China.

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