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	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Mildred Krebs: As much as I can get on that hairbag Remington Steele: Where do you pick up all of these expressions Mildred? Mildred Krebs: Television, I guess Remington Steele: I thought you only watched PBS? Mildred Krebs: [a little later] Well how do we stop that slimeball? Alistair Cooke says that a lot. Remington Steele: Does he? Laura Holt: [Laura walks in] That hairbag, that slimeball! Remington Steele: You watch PBS too?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Remington Steele: Feisty piece of baggage our Miss Holt Mildred Krebs: A little too feisty for my blood. Remington Steele: Oh she has a point to prove Mildred Mildred Krebs: Whats that? Remington Steele: That a women with intelligence, determination, and a certain amount of training can be as stupidly macho as any man. Mildred Krebs: It comes down to that huh? You mean we're playing clay pigeons so she can win the battle of the sexes? Remington Steele: Oh, the only battle worth fighting for Mildred.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Remington Steele: Now I know how Jimmy Stewart felt in Rear Window. This thing is beginning to itch already.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Remington Steele: Laura, do you really think that I'm the sort of man that would give a women a teddy bear?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Dancer: Hey! I'm the guy with the gun. Will somebody pay attention to me?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Mildred Krebs: We certainly have had our share of sickos this trip. Laura Holt: The scary part is they came right to our doorstep. Remington Steele: Yes, nothing like bringing ones work home, eh?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Wally Donovan: You know I think what you do is fascinating Laura? And I wouldn't be one of those husbands who don't let their wives work, no sir. I'd want to help you with it! Laura Holt: Oh, what a generous offer Wally. Wally Donovan: And I wouldn't hog the spotlight like that show-off boss of yours does. I know how hard you work. I watch you every night in your loft pouring over those papers into the wee small hours. That would be another reason why we would be good together - I can't sleep at night either. [distant sirens] What’s that? Laura Holt: Probably just Fire Engines. Your a... your a very good photographer, those are excellent pictures. Did you study photography? Wally Donovan: That’s what they let me do when I wasn't answering all those questions.
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Santa Claus is Coming to Steele Remington Steele: Supposing you had children. Just supposing I mean. Would you intend to continue working? Or would you feed the little tykes breakfast in the morning and then rush off to a nice juicy murder? I'm mean would you call them up at school and apologize that you couldn't pick them up because you were being held hostage? Laura Holt: Are you saying that a woman's place is in the home? Remington Steele: Actually, I was thinking of a more specific area.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Steele Spawning Remington Steele: Fourteen hundred dollars between us and we don't have a quarter to make a phone call.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Steele Spawning Laura Holt: Read him his rights. Bingham 'Bing' Perret: You have the right to remain silent. [pause] Truck Driver: That's it? Bingham 'Bing' Perret: What do you want, the Magna Carta?
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Steele Spawning Laura Holt: The man's a spoiled, overgrown brat. He should be spanked! Remington Steele: Easier said then done.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Steele Spawning Remington Steele: $1,400 between us, and we don't have a quarter to make a phone call?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Steele at It Henri Lebret: I come in the house, put down the groceries, hear something, then boom. C'est tout. Joelle Lebret: The same man must have been waiting for me. Remington Steele: And you didn't get a good look at him. Joelle Lebret: It was so dark. It happened so fast. He threw me against the wall. Then when I opened my eyes, the dagger was gone and so was he. Remington Steele: Well this is splendid! I'm deputized by the police to investigate my own burglary. My associate is going to expose me if I can't stop her. In the meantime I've got to find out who stole the dagger from us. Sorry, sorry. Well at least we can comfort ourselves in one thing, hum? It can't get any worse. Can it?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Steele at It Remington Steele: So... does, uh, Remington Steele return to Los Angeles with you? Or does he, uh, disappear back into the misty might again? Laura Holt: How can he disappear? You're not only a nationally known detective; you're an international hero.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Molten Steele Prof. Arthur Thickett: [Mildred, clanking a tin cup against the jail cell bars, where they are being falsely imprisoned in a small town] What are you doing? Mildred Krebs: I saw this once in a James Cagney movie.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Scene Steelers Remington Steele: Someone's just been shooting at us! Laura Holt: But why? Remington Steele: Because we were kissing! Someone ALWAYS shoots at us when we're kissing!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Love Among the Steele Remington Steele: Molly Donavan paid money for this woman's work? Laura Holt: For an expose. Remington Steele: Exposing what? Shocking lack of talent? Laura Holt: I didn't know you had such definite opinions about... art. Remington Steele: Laura, must I remind you that only a couple of years ago I was appropriating some of the finest works in Europe. Laura Holt: I do my best to forget that.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Love Among the Steele Remington Steele: [to Laura] I'll admit I've been trying to lead you astray... but this is not the direction I had in mind.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Love Among the Steele Laura Holt: Do you think you can penetrate this bastion of culture alone? Remington Steele: Oh of course. Laura you've changed my life. I'm actually looking forward to going through the front door.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Steele Framed Laura Holt: Terry Lowell Dannon, according to the funeral home register. Ring any bells? Frank Dannon: Total stranger. Remington Steele: Widow number two, uh, Barbara Troy Dannon. Frank Dannon: No, I ... Laura Holt: Nancy Stinson Dannon. Is this doing anything for you? Frank Dannon: No, I ... Remington Steele: Stella Martino Dannon? Frank Dannon: She's not my TYPE. Mildred Krebs: Everyone appears to be your type.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Steele Framed Mildred Krebs: [speaking to Frank Dannon] You're dead, mister. And as far as I'm concerned, you're gonna stay dead so no one can kill ya.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Altared Steele Laura Holt: Well, before giving us the results of your excavation, Mildred, there's a small administrative point we need to address. [Laura slaps Remington's feet off the desk] While it is more than apparent that Mr. Steele here is the senior member of the firm, the fact is that for the nuts and bolts operation, we're more or less, um, equals. Wouldn't you say, Mr. Steele? Remington Steele: One might even go so far as to say that Miss Holt is sort of in charge of such things. Mildred Krebs: He's the boss, but you're in charge? Remington Steele: Having worked for the government, Mildred I wouldn't think the concept is beyond your grasp.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Altared Steele Remington Steele: We're being shot at Laura Holt: But why? Remington Steele: Because we're kissing. Someone always shoots at us when we're kissing!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Altared Steele Laura Holt: I can take care of myself. I have for a long time now. Remington Steele: Yes, well that was before it made a difference to me. Laura Holt: And now? Remington Steele: Now, we're going to have some noodle soup. It comes out of those little foil packets these days. Then you're going to have the unprecedented honor of sleeping in my bed, uh, pajamas optional, while I keep company with the couch. But no matter how you slice it, you're stuck with me tonight, so I suggest you make the best of it.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Red Holt Steele Remington Steele: You know Laura, in crimes of this magnitude it's usually standard to offer a finders fee. Usually at 10% of the value and 10% of 250,000,000 dollars is... Laura Holt: 25,000,000. Remington Steele: Do you realize we could be given 25,000,000 dollars as a reward for being honest? Laura Holt: That really astounds you. Doesn't it? Remington Steele: It heartens me Laura. It absolutely heartens me.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Red Holt Steele Remington Steele: Laura do you think I'd really leave you in the lurch? Or are you just curious? Part of my mysterious past. Laura Holt: Well sure I'm curious. You announce you're going to take a more active interest in the agency and I wonder how many other places we can't go because some other Captain Rios is looking for you. I wonder when somebody's going to show up on the agency's doorstep looking for you to solve an old case or settle an old grievance. You're damn right I'm curious!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Red Holt Steele Remington Steele: You know... Sometimes I find the straight and narrow very confining. Very confining.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Red Holt Steele Mildred Krebs: You don't know what it's like for woman to desire a man. Oh, I mean to lust down to her loins, and yet, fear what that desire might unleash in her. Remington Steele: You, uh, speaking from personal experience? Mildred Krebs: Oh hell no! My ex-husband couldn't unleash the dog.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Sting of Steele Daniel Chalmers: You've come a long way my boy. Remington Steele: Thanks in no small part to your excellent tutelage. Daniel Chalmers: I think this is another instance of the student surpassing the teacher. Remington Steele: [exhales] Daniel Chalmers: You, a renown private investigator. Mind boggling. Remington Steele: Hm. Actually I find it rather novel helping people.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Sting of Steele Remington Steele: Steele here. Laura Holt: You sound awful. Remington Steele: [pinching his nose] Beastly cold, beastly. Laura Holt: What's that noise? Remington Steele: [talking from the limo phone, at an airfield] Noise? Laura Holt: Sounds like an airplane. Remington Steele: I'm watching a movie, um, 30 Seconds Over Tokyo, heroic stuff. Makes me proud to be in your brave country. Well, I have to go now Laura, time for my medication. And please Laura, don't under any circumstances come to my apartment. One of us has to stay healthy. [hangs up limo phone] Wonderful invention that call forwarding.

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