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	Unknown Episode: King Bob: Servants, to the playground. I wish to take in a game of Duck,Duck,Goose
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Kindergarten Derby / The Bet Hector: Eventually I stopped calling him Safety Man and started calling him just Gus, but to me, he'll always be... El Diablo!
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: Oh, well. Maybe if I eat right and take lots of exercise I'll live to see the next total eclipse. In a hundred and twenty two years.
	Unknown Episode: Butch: The future is girls... and we're all going to like it!
	Unknown Episode: Spinelli: Boys kissing girls? Girls kissing boys? Gretchen: Surely, there must be some mistake. I mean, this defies the rules of nature and physics. Besides that, it's disgusting!" T.J.: But Butch says it's the future. His brother Joey told him. Spinelli: Oh, please! The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun. Gretchen: Which explains the D minus you got in Science.
	Unknown Episode: T.J.: You realize we may have to get married after this. Spinelli: You realize I may have to kill you after this.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - My Fair Gretchen / Speedy, We Hardly Knew Ye T.J.: We're all Ashley's too. Ashley Armbruster: But, you aren't even girls! Gus: Hey, it's the nineties.
	Unknown Episode: Mikey: She looks so happy like that... Spinelli: Yeah... let's go destroy her life.
	Unknown Episode: Mikey: She looks so happy like that... Spinelli: Yeah... let's go destroy her life.
	Unknown Episode: Mikey: She looks so happy like that... Spinelli: Yeah... let's go destroy her life.
	Unknown Episode: Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
	Unknown Episode: Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
	Unknown Episode: Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I don't have one best friend... I have five!
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I don't have one best friend... I have five!
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I don't have one best friend... I have five!
	Unknown Episode: Coach Kluge: You went and done it, didn't you, LaSalle? You went and became a... vegetarian!
	Unknown Episode: Coach Kluge: You went and done it, didn't you, LaSalle? You went and became a... vegetarian!
	Unknown Episode: Coach Kluge: You went and done it, didn't you, LaSalle? You went and became a... vegetarian!
	Unknown Episode: Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
	Unknown Episode: Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
	Unknown Episode: Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
	Unknown Episode: Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
	Unknown Episode: Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
	Unknown Episode: Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible! Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself! Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!
	Unknown Episode: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible! Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself! Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!

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