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 | Season 5 / Episode 13: - Don't Mess With Taxes Van Montgomery: Cheyanne i do not wanna go to some stpid husband panel! We have a flat screen high definition T.V.! I finally have something to grow old and get fat in front of! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Best Li'l Haunted House in Texas Cheyenne: [as Van eats cereal directly out of the box] What are you doing? Van Montgomery: I'm trying to get the prize, and if I do it with my hands it'll be unsanitary. Cheyenne: Is the prize three cavities and a gut? Van Montgomery: [laughing] Oh! Ha,ha! You're funny. That's why I married you - your sense of humor. Oh wait, no. It was the baby. |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - Help Wanted Van Montgomery: [to Cheyenne, holding the bottle] Is this yours? Cheyenne: No! Why would it be mine? Van Montgomery: Well it's not mine, and if it's not yours, then our 3-year old has a MAJOR problem! Cheyenne... what's going on? |
| Season 4 / Episode 16: - Who Killed Brock? Van Montgomery: You know Mr. H, you should try waxing. I tried once and I am hooked! |
| Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Accidental Role Model Van Montgomery: It was then that the realized neither one of them needed a man... |
| Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Ghost and Mrs. Hart Cheyenne: [Coming down the stairs] Alright the kids are all bathed and ready for bed and Elizabeth is waiting for you upstairs to go sing your goofy opera version of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star". Van Montgomery: Well singin' opera won't make her smarter. Cheyenne: What are you talking about? Van Montgomery: I've been reading these child development books and we've been doing it all wrong with Elizabeth. Cheyenne: I don't think so, Van. Van Montgomery: Oh yes we have! We've wasted so much time! All that time I spent blowin' on her stomach I could have been teachin' her the periodic table of elements! Cheyenne: Van, Elizabeth laughs when you blow on her stomach. Van Montgomery: Well, there's plenty of time for laughter later when she's a chemist! Cheyenne: Okay, alright, look I do not know what you are all worked up about. I told you it is completely normal for kids to develop at different rates. Van Montgomery: Yeah but what if she's behind the other kids to begin with? Cheyenne: Why would she be behind? Van Montgomery: Because of me. Maybe I'm not the sharpest tool in the chanderlier. Cheyenne: You're plenty sharp. Van Montgomery: Yeah right! I couldn't tie my shoe until I was five years old. Cheyenne: Yeah and your mom told me why. Because when you'd put the little rabbit through the rabbit hole all of the sudden your shoes would turn into a spaceship or racecars and you'd run off in your socks playing this incredibly creative game. Van Montgomery: Yeah those rabbits were kinda hilarious! Cheyenne: You are kinda hilarious and inventive and smart and your daughter is gonna be the same way. Van Montgomery: I meant to say "the sharpest tool in the shed". Cheyenne: I like the way you said it the first time. [They kiss] Van Montgomery: I'm gonna go check on the kids. [Operatic] Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star... |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - She's Leaving Home, Bye Bye Van Montgomery: God has a great sense of humor. Look at ostriches! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - She's Leaving Home, Bye Bye Kyra Hart: Oh, now you're gonna cry? Cheyenne Hart-Montgomery: [bawling] No, I'm not gonna cry! Kyra Hart: Oh, c'mon, like that's the worst thing I've said to you. Van Montgomery: Although, it is right up there with "Mrs. Forrest Gump". |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - Cookies for Santa Van Montgomery: Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a hostage situation. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Every Picture Tells a Story Van Montgomery: I told you I'm not going maternity shopping again. Those women look at me like they know what I did. Cheyenne Hart-Montgomery: But I need clothes that make it clear I'm pregnant. Not Fat. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Don't Know Much About History Van Montgomery: A bad, bad dog craps a bad crap at Dogbert's. |
| Unknown Episode: Reba: [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone] It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation. Van Montgomery: [sarcastically] I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law. Reba: We wear many hats. |
| Unknown Episode: Reba: You treat that animal like it can walk on water! Barbra Jean: What is "dog" spelled backwards reba? [conversation about why barbara jean's dog is missing goes on for another 2 minutes] Van Montgomery: GOD! it spells god. |
| Unknown Episode: Van Montgomery: Awwww! I was dreaming about waffles! |
| Unknown Episode: Van Montgomery: I'll be with my friends, you'll be with yours. Then we'll hook up later. It'll be just like junior year! Except we're married, you're pregnant, and everything is different. |
| Unknown Episode: Cheyenne: Wanna go to the movies? Van Montgomery: No. Cheyenne: Wanna fool around? Van Montgomery: No. Cheyenne: Wanna eat some pizza? Van Montgomery: No. Cheyenne: [Yells] MOM! |
| Unknown Episode: Cheyenne: You're leaving? Who's going to watch Elizabeth? Reba: Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents! Van Montgomery: They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences... |
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