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 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Cash Out Ben Gonzalez: Well, is there any way you can prove she's not the Devil's daugher? Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: 666 Sam Oliver: What? Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: 666 is the mark of the devil. If Cady is the Devil's daughter, she'll have that mark on her body. It's from that movie, The Omen. Ben Gonzalez: Well it's actually from the book of Revelations. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: They stole that? Why can't anything be original anymore? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Leon Leon: Tell me about your childhood. Sam Oliver: My parents sold my soul to the devil. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: See that guy over there? I just had a strange vision of him stabbing me. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: I just ate a strange cupcake. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: The paint mixer rodeo! That's one angry looking bull. You sure you're ready for this? Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: This is not my first time in the rodeo, Sam. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: Don't you have minions down in hell to keep track of these things? Like who's escaped recently? I don't know how it works, come on. Devil: Minions. You know who works for me in my central office? White collar criminals. They hate me. They hate their jobs. I'm lucky if I get coffee in the morning. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: God, you sound like Ted. Devil: Oh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Ben: I'm worried about Winston. He's innocent in all this. Sam Oliver: What about me, man? I'm an innocent. You're not feeding me pretzels and nestling me on your breast. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Okay, that's just gross. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: You put the contract for my soul with my third grade report card, and Mr Huggles? |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Devil: I never drink while I'll work. Clouds the mind. Sam Oliver: Maybe if you drank you'd be less of a dick. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Magic Sam Oliver: What is Ted doing? Andi: I put a note on his windshield. Says sorry, I hit your car. Sam Oliver: You hit Ted's car? Andi: Nope Sam Oliver: Who did? Andi: No one. But he's been looking for the damage for over ten minutes now. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - All Mine Ted: I see a spark of the old me in you, you know that? Sam Oliver: Please don't say that, Ted. Ted: And that's why I am prepared to promote you to assistant manager of the plumbing department. What do you think of that, if that happens? Sam Oliver: I think I want to stab myself. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - All Mine Sam Oliver: You stole mail? Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Yeah. Ben: Sock, that's a felony. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Well come on now, there's a fine line between a felony and doing something really super cool. Ben: That's true. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - All Mine Sam Oliver: Great, we need a password. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Oh, ah, try grumpy. It's a little pet name we had for, uh ... Sam Oliver: I don't want to know. Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: A cat that we had, sicko. God. No, I was just kidding. It was totally the name for my junk. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - All Mine Devil: Get the girl. Get the soul. I don't care which, man, just pull that trigger. I'm tired of coddling you. Sam Oliver: You call what you put me through "coddling"? Devil: Oh, Sam. You have no idea. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - All Mine Sam Oliver: I think my brain just broke a little. |
| Next: Bert 'Sock' Wysocki |
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