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Season 9 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 35
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 35
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Real Time With Bill Maher Season 9 (2011)
 | 9x01 Season 9, Episode 1 Elizabeth Warren, James Carville, Mike Murphy, Chrystia Freeland, Martin Short | Jan. 14, 2011 |
 | 9x02 Season 9, Episode 2 Keith Olbermann, Tunisian protests, health care, Ronald Reagan's legacy, gun control, Tucson shooting | Jan. 21, 2011 |
 | 9x03 200th Episode 2011 State of the Union Address, deficit, education, 2011 Egyptian protests, 2011 Domodedovo International Airport bombing, climate change, evolution | Jan. 28, 2011 |
 | 9x04 Season 9, Episode 4 Egyptian protests, Iraq war, healthcare repeal, science | Feb. 04, 2011 |
 | 9x05 Season 9, Episode 5 Syndicated columnist Arianna Huffington, actor Matthew Perry, MSNBC host Norah O'Donnell, philosopher Cornel West, journalist Hooman Majd | Feb. 11, 2011 |
 | 9x06 Season 9, Episode 6 PBS host Tavis Smiley, director Kevin Smith, journalist John Heilemann, CNBC host Michelle Caruso-Cabrera and journalist Matt Taibbi. | Feb. 18, 2011 |
 | 9x07 March 4, 2011 Novelist T.C. Boyle is an interview guest. Panelists: feminist icon Gloria Steinem; California lieutenant governor Gavin Newsom; blogger Ezra Klein | Mar. 04, 2011 |
 | 9x08 Season 9, Episode 8 Rep. Keith Maurice Ellison (D-MN), director Bill T. Jones, Democratic strategist Paul Begala, co-founder of the St. Louis Tea Party Dana Loesch, former Republican Congressman from Virginia ... | Mar. 11, 2011 |
 | 9x09 Season 9, Episode 9 Guests include Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren, Actor, Richard Belzer, columnist Dan Neil, Deputy Director of Progress 2050, Erica Williams and actress Annabelle Gurwitch | Mar. 18, 2011 |
 | 9x10 Season 9, Episode 10 Guests: Investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill, Actress Ellen Page, columnist David Brooks, former Governor Ed Rendell (D-PA), Newsweek Editor-in-Chief Tina Brown Topics: Libya, youth ... | Mar. 25, 2011 |
 | 9x11 Season 9, Episode 11 Guests: Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver, director Julian Schnabel, radio host Randy Cohen, commentator Doug Heye Topics: government shutdown, budget ... | Apr. 01, 2011 |
 | 9x12 Season 9, Episode 12 Guests: Pilot Chesley Sullenberger, CNN host Eliot Spitzer, BBC anchor Katty Kay, Daily Beast blogger Andrew Sullivan, comedian Colin Quinn Topics: Government shutdown, Planned Parenthood, ... | Apr. 08, 2011 |
 | 9x13 Season 9, Episode 13 Guests: Theoretical Physicist Michio Kaku, MSNBC Ed Show host Ed Schultz, ex-RNC Head Michael Steele, ABC News Political Director Amy Walter, author Irshad Manji Topics: US Budget, ... | Apr. 15, 2011 |
 | 9x14 Season 9, Episode 14 Guests: Gov. Deval Patrick (D-MA), John Walters, Laura Flanders, Andrew Breitbart, Mark McKinnon. | Apr. 29, 2011 |
 | 9x15 Season 9, Episode 15 Guests: Peter Bergen, Irshad Manj, Michael Eric Dyson, David Frum, Jeremy Scahill | May. 06, 2011 |
 | 9x16 Season 9, Episode 16 Richard Clark, Harry Shearer. Andrew Ross Sorkin, Reihan Salam, Michelle Bernard | May. 13, 2011 |
 | 9x17 Season 9, Episode 17 Guests: Amy Chua, Gillian Tett, Reza Aslan, Dylan Ratigan, and Zach Gilifianakis | May. 20, 2011 |
 | 9x18 Season 9, Episode 18 Guests: Shaun Donova, Adam McKay, Larry King, Melissa Harris-Perry and Rick Lazio | Jun. 03, 2011 |
 | 9x19 Season 9, Episode 19 Guests: Jane Harman: Former US Representative (D-CA); CEO & Director, Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars Jane Lynch: Actor/Comedian; Glee Janeane Garofalo: Actor/Comedian; ... | Jun. 10, 2011 |
 | 9x20 Season 9, Episode 20 Top-of-show is futurist Ray Kurzweil, author of The Singularity is Near and subject of the documentary Transcendent Man. Mid-show is actor/comedian Kevin Nealon, “Weeds” new season ... | Jun. 17, 2011 |
 | 9x21 Season 9, Episode 21 Alexandra Pelosi, Richard Engel, David Carr, Susan Del Percio, and Michael Smerconish are guests. | Jun. 24, 2011 |
 | 9x22 Season 9, Episode 22 Ann Coulter, The Nation editor and MSNBC host Christopher Hayes, historian Amanda Foreman | Jul. 08, 2011 |
 | 9x23 Season 9, Episode 23 TBA | Jul. 15, 2011 |
 | 9x24 Season 9, Episode 24 TBA | Jul. 22, 2011 |
 | 9x25 Season 9, Episode 25 Bryan Cranston and financial-fraud investigator Harry Markopolos are the interview guests. Panelists: former New York governor Eliot Spitzer; political strategist Margaret Hoover; FreedomWorks ... | Jul. 29, 2011 |
 | 9x26 Season 9, Episode 26 Guests: Ex-Obama economy adviser Christina Romer, Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Salon editor-at-large Joan Walsh, Palin biography filmmaker Stephen K Bannon and chef Anthony Bourdain. ... | Aug. 05, 2011 |
 | 9x27 Season 9, Episode 27 Guests: Host of Current TV’s “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” Keith Olbermann, Republican strategist Rich Galen, Fellow at the Eisenhower Institute Jennifer Donahue, author of ... | Sep. 16, 2011 |
 | 9x28 Season 9, Episode 28 Guests: Journalist Ron Suskind, musician and activist Tom Morello, co-editor of Deadline Artists: America’s Greatest Newspaper Columns John Avlon, former Representative and Director, ... | Sep. 23, 2011 |
 | 9x29 Season 9, Episode 29 Reporter Dana Priest, environmental advocate Van Jones, former Governer Jennifer Granholm (D-MI), Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Author Salman Rushdie | Sep. 30, 2011 |
 | 9x30 Season 9, Episode 30 Writer P.J. O’Rourke is an interview guest. Panelists: author Jonathan Franzen; former U.S. representative Alan Grayson (D-Fla.); commentator Nicolle Wallace | Oct. 07, 2011 |
 | 9x31 Season 9, Episode 31 Guests: Pastor and Romney critic Dr Robert Jeffress, Magician Penn Jillette, Progressive talk radio host Thom Hartmann, CNBC host Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, American Spectator senior ... | Oct. 14, 2011 |
 | 9x32 Season 9, Episode 32 This weeks’ guests: Top-of-show will be EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson. Mid-show will be Touré, author of Who’s Afraid of Post-Blackness and Contributing Editor to Rolling Stone. ... | Oct. 21, 2011 |
 | 9x33 Season 9, Episode 33 Guests tonight are Michelle Goldberg, Cornel West, Michael Ware, Ron Christie and Grover Norquist. | Oct. 28, 2011 |
 | 9x34 Season 9, Episode 34 Top-of-show is Beau Biden, the Attorney General of Deleware. Mid-show is comedian Bill Engvall. Panel: David Paterson – Former Governor of New York and host of WOR Radio’s “The ... | Nov. 04, 2011 |
 | 9x35 Season 9, Episode 35 Guests: Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), MSNBC host Chris Matthews, Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN), commentator Andrew Sullivan, artist Common. Topics: | Nov. 11, 2011 |
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Season 9 Quotes
| Season 9 / Episode 26: - Season 9, Episode 26 Bill Maher: If we learned anything from this moronic debt ceiling debacle, it's that government is a lot like the subway. People tend to give the crazy person what he wants. The reason John Boehner could brag that he got 98% of what he demanded was that he had an ace card in the sixty odd tea partiers in his caucus. I don't say sixty odd because I'm not sure how many there are; there are sixty and they're odd. And Boehner could point to them and say, "Look, these guys don't give a fuck. They don't want compromise and solutions. The only response they're going for is, 'Oh, shit! How'd Skeeter get a gun?'" Yes, 'cause we've all seen that movie where some psycho has a gun to a woman's head and the rookie hostage negotiator isn't getting anywhere, so they bring in Mel Gibson, who can relate to the psycho because he's a psycho. That's what the Democrats need; their own Mel Gibson. The only way to pull the debate back from the far right is for liberals to elect their own slate of sixty unstable, loony tune, mad-as-a-hatter, crazy motherfuckers. So, please, liberals, start trolling Whole Foods parking lots, nude beaches, erotic cake stores, the MSNBC commissary; anywhere where you might find angry left wing lunatics to create a party within a party, as the Tea Party is a party within the Republicans. And to show that we will not back down in a crazy-off against anybody, the party within the Democratic Party will be called The Donner Party. That's right. We will literally eat each other before we give an inch, and this is our leader, Face-Ripper Monkey. That's right we brought back Face-Ripper Monkey. And don't tell me that there already is such an entity on the left, that it's the ACLU or Green Peace or MoveOn.org. Oh, please. Those are educated people - lawyers and scientists. We need loud mouths and bad dressers who can match the tea people maniac for maniac and say to them, "You think you can be pea-brained, single-minded, and purple with rage? Well, the Donner Party is a dog that can bark at a pine cone for nine days and not get tired. You say no new taxes on the rich? We say tax the rich at 100%. You call for a Constitutional Amendment banning abortion? We call for a federally-funded partial-birth abortion at the drive thru at McDonald's. You want Reagan on the $50 bill? We insist on Janeane Garofalo." Because apparently, crazy is the new sensible, and we will not lose the war of bad ideas. So, here's what else we want. Guns? Still legal, but no new guns may be produced, therefore to get one, you have to literally pry it from another guy's cold, dead hands. Also, not only must gay history be taught in public schools, but also gay math, with word problems like: if the park ranger inspects the restrooms every 4 hours and it takes Glenn twelve minutes to get a stranger off, how many strangers can Glenn service between inspections? Neil deGrasse Tyson: Twenty. Bill Maher: Thanks, doc. In any budget stalemates, the Donner Party will insist on a writer to the bill stipulating that Jesus is "just a guy" and that if you so much as thank him for scoring a touchdown, the state will take your children and you must perform 200 hours of community theatre. And the other bill that I'm afraid the Donner Party must insist on is the "We Want Everything They Have Bill of 2011", which guarantees all Americans what Europeans get, like Free Health Care and Six Weeks of Paid Vacation, which sounds so good I think I'll start mine right now. |
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