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	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Coconut Kapow Patton Chase: [During wrestling match to Wendy when she has him in a side-headlock] Can't breath! Patton Chase: [she hold him close to her breast] Nice.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Chutes and Letters Paige Chase: I wonder if she'll be reincarnated. Bob Chase: Only if she fell into the recycling bin.
	Unknown Episode: Bob Chase: How do you feel honey? Carol Chase: Like a parade just came out of my vagina.
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: Theres a rumble in my jungle.
	Unknown Episode: Carol Chase: Everything is on the board. The board is life.
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: You owe me, man! Parker Chase: Since when? Patton Chase: Since the womb! Parker Chase: What do you mean? Patton Chase: I mean you got all the good genes! You took the tall ones from me. And look at Pearce... You clearly took some pretty critical ones from him.
	Unknown Episode: Pearce Chase: [falls out of the laundry chute] Oh thank God, I've been stuck between floors for an hour.
	Unknown Episode: Paige Chase: We'll have to sit with the loser kids at lunch! Penny, will you show us where to sit? Penny Chase: I don't sit with the loser kids, I sit by myself!
	Unknown Episode: Pearce Chase: When did we get a bitch detector installed?
	Unknown Episode: Roger: Alright, next. That guy. Dead end job, too many kids, stuck in a life that is a living hell. Penny Chase: That's my dad.
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: [after getting off the phone with a girl in a "rocky relationship"] Oooo I am SO up her shirt! Penny Chase: O so are you gonna use a step ladder or get a running start?
	Unknown Episode: Bob Chase: [Parker has the flu, but Patton doesn't want their dad to know] Parker, are you okay, you're all shaky and sweaty. Parker Chase: Yeah, dad, I'm just... Patton Chase: HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH!
	Unknown Episode: Bob Chase: Pearce, we need to talk. Why do you wear your pajamas to school? Pearce Chase: Oh! Well I realized that I get in my best ideas when I'm in bed falling asleep... in my pajamas! And it works. Like today, when I was in Math, I realized that if we blended letters and numbers, then Math and English could be one subject! You pickin' up what I'm layin' down, 4-1-4? Bob Chase: What's 4-1-4? Pearce Chase: Oh, that's "Dad" in Mathlish.
	Unknown Episode: Bob Chase: Man, I swear when my buzz wears off, I'm gonna teach those kids about responsibility.
	Unknown Episode: Pearce Chase: [writing an email to his Mongolian penpal] Dear Yabba, I love the CD you sent me. I have to listen to it on my headphones, or my brothers punch me. [looks over to see Parker and Patton punching each other] Right now they are punching each other. Punching is a big part of American culture. [puts hat on head] I also like the hat.
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: Yes I am, you likey?
	Unknown Episode: Bob Chase: You hear that honey? It's another boy. That makes three boys and two girls! Holy Crap, it's like a litter.
	Unknown Episode: Pearce Chase: Knock knock Bob Chase: Whos there? Pearce Chase: Orange Bob Chase: Orange who? Pearce Chase: Orange juice!
	Unknown Episode: Penny Chase: Excellent, Matt. I love what you're doing. Penny Chase: I'll get him to butch it up. Ms. Hentschel: He'd need to butch it up to play Juliet.
	Unknown Episode: Paige Chase: My guidance counselor says if I want to get into college, I need to do some extra-terrestrial work.
	Unknown Episode: Parker Chase: Hey! You stay away from Carrie. Penny Chase: What? Parker Chase: I've had it! Patton kisses my girlfriend. You kiss my girlfriend. I get nothing! I want to be kissed! Somebody kiss me! Matt: I'm on it. Matt: Here's your gum back.
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: I heard she's easier than a Teen People crossword puzzle.
	Unknown Episode: Parker Chase: [after a girl has left their date to see a movie with another guy] Why didn't you tell her you loved her? Pearce Chase: I did. Parker Chase: You said 'Baloop'. Pearce Chase: DAMN IT!
	Unknown Episode: Patton Chase: Baby Jesus reporting for duty. Patton Chase: Hey, mommy.
	Unknown Episode: Carol Chase: Okay, honey, remember how I told you that girls are your equal, and there's no shame in losing to one, and most important of all you should treat them with respect? Patton Chase: Uh-huh. Carol Chase: Yeah, we're going away from that now. Okay, I need you to get back into that ring and toss that little bitch on her ass! Patton Chase: What do you think I'm trying to do? She's like an octopus with boobs! Carol Chase: You do this, and you can date girls again. As many as you want, as often as you want. You can even use my credit card. Patton Chase: Really? Carol Chase: Mmmhmmm.
	Unknown Episode: Pearce Chase: Written papers have been done to death. Next you'll want me to raise my hand in class instead of my pirate flag.

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