Online TV Community - sharetv.org
join or login
Home TV Shows Networks People Forum Listings Watch Online Games News Widgets
¬ Announcement: ShareTV is now streaming full-length episodes of TV Shows from ABC & ABC Family
Show Menu: [Edit Page]
quarterlife tv show

quarterlife

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

» Trivia
» Quotes
» Goofs


quarterlife Quotes

01x06 - Home Sweet Home Season 1 / Episode 6: - Home Sweet Home

Dylan Krieger: Happiness is a construct invented by the bourgeoisis for the purpose of stimulating the desire for material possessions and creating an unsustainable consumer economy.
01x05 - Finding A Voice Season 1 / Episode 5: - Finding A Voice

Danny: I think of myself as painfully, boringly, normal.
01x05 - Finding A Voice Season 1 / Episode 5: - Finding A Voice

Vanessa: Hello, stranger.
Dylan Krieger: I am a stranger.
Vanessa: That's why I called you stranger.
Dylan Krieger: You're very odd.
01x04 - Goodbyes Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbyes

Dylan Krieger: Aarrrgh, you are the dumbest smart person I've ever met!
01x04 - Goodbyes Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbyes

Dylan Krieger: Liking what you like, makes no sense, cause what you like changes, anyway, I hate things now that I used to like, and I like things now that I used to hate, but this is all crap.
01x04 - Goodbyes Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbyes

Eric: So you didn't like it when I kissed you the other day
Dylan Krieger: I liked it, it shut you up for a few seconds
01x04 - Goodbyes Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbyes

Eric: Shuts don't go up
Dylan Krieger: I can't believe he just said 'shuts don't go up'!
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Dylan Krieger: Everybody is scared in one way or another, to be who we are, to change who we are, to reveal who we are?
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Eric: I don't believe in jealousy
Dylan Krieger: I don't believe in getting pimples either, but it happens
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Dylan Krieger: I'm not waiting for a ring, I'm waiting for a life. I just wanna have a relationship. I wanna have sex on a regular basis, get kissed in the morning, and do ridiculous boring thing together, is that too much to ask? Without having to figure out whether you're whole philosophy on monogamy is genetically programmed.
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Vanessa: How is Andy a freak?
Andy: 'Andy' is not a freak, 'Andy' has proclivities that close-minded people consider freakish
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Andy: [while waiting on an unconscious Debra] If she doesn't die, do you wanna go out with me?
Vanessa: Sure, can't be any worse than this date, right?
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Dylan Krieger: Excuse me. Eric, is the kind of guy who, if you were married to him and got cancer, would give you a lecture about all the toxins in the air and how if only you had not bought that detergent, you'd be fine.
Lisa: So, you don't like him. But you're already marrying him.
01x03 - Anxiety Season 1 / Episode 3: - Anxiety

Debra: How is that you go so fast from meeting someone, to "he's the love of my life", to "you can't have him anymore, sorry"
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Dylan Krieger: The sad truth about my generation is that we were all geniuses in elementary school, but apparently the people who deal with us never got our transcripts, because they don't seem to be aware of it.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Dylan Krieger: Why do we blog? We blog to exist, therefore we are... idiots.


» Back to quarterlife TV Show
Sitemap - Feedback - About Us
© sharetv.org - free online tv community
Follow ShareTV.org on:

sharetv.org facebook page Facebook     sharetv.org twitter page Twitter

What's New Tonight?

Family Guy 08x07
The Simpsons 21x06
Dexter 04x09
Californication 03x09
Premiere Countdown

Scrubs - 9 days
Chuck - 49 days
Big Love - 49 days
Watch Online

The Simpsons (5 episodes)
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show (20 episodes)
American Dad! (10 episodes)

Page created in 0.1675 seconds