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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Vanessa 38-24-36 Quark: A man can only take so much, but when he gets his hose snipped, that's where I draw the line.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Vanessa 38-24-36 Adam Quark: A man can only take so much, but when he gets his hose snipped that's where I draw the line.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Vanessa 38-24-36 Ficus: Vanessa, when a tree falls in a forest and no one hears or sees it fall, did the tree in fact fall?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (2) Princess Libido: [after giving Ficus a long passionate kiss] Ficus, I just kissed you. Didn't you feel anything? Ficus: Yes. I felt your epidermis upon my own, a slight pressure, a rise in temperature. Princess Libido: Ficus, you're supposed to feel something... special. Ficus: Oh.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Betty: And Ficus, bring her flowers for her dress. Ficus: Bring her flowers? Why, that would be a sin. Betty: But Ficus, flowers are so romantic. Ficus: To YOU they are romantic. To a Vegeton a flower is a blood brother. Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's gown would be like you strapping a lamb chop to your dress.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Ficus: Are you saying the Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romantic affection at initial visual perception? Adam Quark: Yes Ficus, love at first sight.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Ficus: As a Vegeton I remain cool and crisp even while being crushed by walls.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Ficus, Princess Libido: Beebeebeebeebeebee Ficus: Is it good for you? Princess Libido: I think so. Is this what you Vegetons find pleasurable? Ficus: It would appear so. Princess Libido: What do we do next? Ficus: We wait for the bee.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Ficus: Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romanic affection at initial visual perception? Quark: Yes Ficus, love at first sight.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Adam Quark: Palindrome, what's wrong? Otto Palindrome: Nothing much. Uh, the Head is a little disturbed. I sent a commander off in the wrong direction. Adam Quark: That doesn't sound terrible. Otto Palindrome: He's been heading in that direction for seven years.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Gene: We'll teach those guys a lesson they'll never forget, right commander? Adam Quark: Sure Gene. Ficus, have you got a reading on that ship, yet? Ficus: It would appear they are approximately ten times bigger than we are, have six photon death rays, and a deflector shield which our weapons cannot penetrate. Adam Quark: Our weapons cannot penetrate? Ficus: Sir, we couldn't interrupt a small dinner party on that ship. Adam Quark: Bettys, turn the ship around. Gene: Commander, but you said we would teach 'em a lesson! Adam Quark: I think they've learned their lesson.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Gene: No Gordon's gonna throw me in prison! Anyone who tries I'll rip his knee caps off! [turns into Jean] I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Violence is not the answer to man's problems.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Zorgon the Malevolent: You know what others say? They saw that I dwell too much on torture and murder. They say that I'll kill for the joy of it. They say I wipe out whole civilizations at the touch of a button. Adam Quark: Are they right? Zorgon the Malevolent: Oh, yes.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbye Polumbus The Head: Commander Walker, you will be my representative at the Ambrosia Festival. I'd go myself, but Ambrosia goes straight to my head.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbye Polumbus Adam Quark: Can you at least give me a clue why no one has ever come back alive? Otto Palindrome: Oh, we don't know. No one has ever come back to tell us.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbye Polumbus Adam Quark: Starnote: we are now orbiting Polumbus, a planet nobody has ever returned from-it could be very crowded down there.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Goodbye Polumbus Gene: Oh commander, this just isn't fair! We finally get a good suicide mission and I gotta hang up here with this little cowardly hunk of metal. Andy the Android: I am not offended. Cowards live longer.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Ficus: There are no good or evil plants. There are only plants.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Otto Palindrome: I'm sorry to bother you, sir, were you thinking? The Head: What else can I do? I'm not that good at athletics.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Andy the Android: I love you all, but if there's any trouble at Perma One, I've never seen any of you before in my life.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Gene: Pipe down! We've got to stick to the commander. Adam Quark: Thank you Gene, I appreciate that. Gene: Yeah, at least until we get you back to Perma One for your court martial.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Adam Quark: This is just a thought, but could it be possible that passing through that black hole in any way caused this to happen? Ficus: I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure. Adam Quark: What does that mean? Can't you just say yes or no? Ficus: Yes. Adam Quark: [yelling] Yes what? Ficus: Yes, I can say yes or no.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Otto Palindrome: Do you know what's at stake here? Adam Quark: Yes! My life! Otto Palindrome: Something more important. My job.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Quark: When I was young and healthy Princess Karna almost killed me. What will she do to me in this condition? Ficus: Nothing. By the time we reach Princess Karna you'll be dead.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Andy the Android: [over intercom] Attention! Attention! A fleet of Gorgon ships is preparing to attack. If you need me, forget it.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Adam Quark: Ficus, did you understand anything Palindrome said? Ficus: I did have my back to the screen and was deeply engrossed in my calculations. Adam Quark: ah ha. Ficus: Anything I might say would be purely conjecture. Adam Quark: Maybe I ought to be sitting down for this. Ficus: You are sitting down, sir. Adam Quark: I know that, I'm the commander.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Ficus: There are no good or evil plants; There are only plants.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Betty, Betty: Oh Adam, you're fantastic! Quark: That's the second time today someone told me that.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Otto Palindrome: Teach you personality? Dink, that's so... you think I can teach you personality? It's just something I happen to have.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Old and the Beautiful Quark: Emotionally I won't feel a thing. It's strictly a mission. And Betty, I mean that from the bottom of my heart, whatever happens between me and that princess happens for the good of the United Galaxies. Do you believe me? Betty, Betty: No! Andy the Android: Frankly, I've heard better. Quark: Andy! Gene: Was a little lame, commander.

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