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	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Kerplunk Lily Charles: I'll just sit here and try to concentrate on not throwing up. Olive Snook: Butterflies making you queasy? What say we drown them with a dip in the Vodka Fountain? Lily Charles: I never drink and dive.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Kerplunk Narrator: At that moment, in the town of Coeur d'Coeurs, events occurred that are not, were not, and should never be considered an ending. For endings, as it is known, are where we begin.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Kerplunk Emerson Cod: In the third grade I did a report on great whites. Discovered we were a lot alike seein' as how we're both misunderstood badasses.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Kerplunk Narrator: At that moment, in the town of Couer de Couer, events occurred that are not, were not, and should never be considered an ending, for endings, as it is known, are where we begin.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Window Dressed to Kill Roy 'Buster' Bustamante: What do we always say about the past? Olive Snook: It makes an ass out of you and me.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Window Dressed to Kill Emerson Cod: Little Pee Wee bother to mention she told Papa #1 and Papa #2 that your man ain't your man, he's hers? Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: No, she didn't. Emerson Cod: Loanin' pie-boyfriend to your besty, who's in love with him, to pull the wool over fake-papas' peepers is the kinda idea that gives a bad idea the will to live.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Emerson Cod: Oh look at that. A dumb idea just found a friend.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Emerson Cod: Allow me to put this to you delicately. You see, men are dogs! They come, you know, sniffing around, barking up your tree, but if they don't see a kitty cat up in that tree, pretty soon they just stop barking.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Olive Snook: This gives me pause. Vivian Charles: A manicure might help.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Hedda Lillihammer: Although ve don't vish to look a gift whore in the mouth, Mr. Cod, vhy vould you tell us everything you know?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Olive Snook: I wouldn't turncoat on you. I was working deep cover to dismantle this operation from the inside out. I know they have dirt on you but I don't know what they did to make you look so dirty. Ned: I got myself dirty. Olive Snook: Well, allow me to soap up those hard to reach places.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Vivian Charles: Mr. Cod, I'm here against my better judgment considering the callous braggadocio with which you previously gave me the heave-ho. Emerson Cod: Well, if I did do any ho-heavin' it was for your own good. There's a time for callous braggadocio and a time for sensitivity. To the Norwegians, that time is never. Vivian Charles: I suppose it's a holdover from their Viking ancestry. It would be difficult to rape and pillage with the subtlety of a humanist.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Norwegians Emerson Cod: Listen, we're all professionals, people. This doesn't have to get ugly. Nils Nilsen: Your shirt suggests otherwise.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: Shut the a capella up!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: Well we foe, fo' sho'.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Olive Snook: Does she toot glitter?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: You need to tap that. Ned: This is Chuck's chance at having a family again. I can't... 'tap' that. Emerson Cod: Make it look like an accident. Trip over an ottoman. Dick Van Dyke that ass.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Charles Charles: Besides, I HATE chocolate. Ned: How can you hate chocolate? Everybody at least tolerates it.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: Who are you? Willie Gherkin: Willie Gherkin, Smiley Realty. Emerson Cod: Uh... you lost your smile, Pickle.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: [to Olive Snook] Itty-bitty, you got me to love a rainy day again.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Legend of Merle McQuoddy Emerson Cod: Well, hate to be a bitch, but ain't no way in the world I'm taking this case. Olive Snook: You think Merle McQuoddy murdered Nora? Emerson Cod: Merle McQuoddy's ship returned minus a few oars, making it a very easy leap from captain to killer. Nothing this kid had to say makes me think otherwise. Plus, I don't work in the rain. Ned: Clearly, you don't hate being a bitch that much.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Comfort Food Emerson Cod: Here lies Dwight, here lies his gun. He was bad, now he's done - let's go!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Comfort Food The Widow Likkin: Now that I have the recipe, that nice donut man and I are gonna go into business together: "Finger-Lickin' Donut Holes". Ned: Sounds delicious... and filthy! Olive Snook: America's favorite! You'll make a fortune.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Comfort Food The Widow Likkin: [screams] My husband, the Colonel, he's dead! Ned: He's not just dead... he's extra crispy!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Comfort Food Lily Charles: The way I see this, we both got something you want. Dwight Dixon: What would that be... my... spicy cocktail? Lily Charles: I got my daughter's watch... and you got your insides where you want 'em.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Comfort Food Colonel Likkin: ...some carpetbaggin' coward snuck up behind, battered me in my own batter and shoved me into boilin' oil. That was murder, son. Ned: Really? And you didn't see who did it? Colonel Likkin: Attacked from behind. They were stealthy like a snake... or a Yankee.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic Emerson Cod: [not impressed by Ned's brothers' magic trick] Oooo! Where is that ass of a rat I could give?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic Emerson Cod: [calling after twins] Hey! don't you be goin' around chasin' murder suspects willy-nilly! Whatcha gon do? Use your wonder-twin powers?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic Ned: The Great Hermann will be avenged. I don't mean vigilante justice, because what kind of example would that be?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic Ned: It's all very confusing: there's murdered magic dads and promise of tasty pate with tuna sauce. Emerson Cod: What do you think you was sayin' in your head? Because that ain't what came out of yo mouth.

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