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	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Let It Go Dr. Naomi Bennett: Climb Mount Kilimanjaro? With or without your inhaler? Dr. Sam Bennett: Don't mock my list.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - In Which Cooper Finds a Port in His Storm Dr. Naomi Bennett: God's trying to tell us something. We have sex and the day after our priest summons us. It's the fires of Hell, Sam! We had sex!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - In Which Sam Gets Taken for a Ride Ashley Minahan: [after delivering her fourth son] No! You shove that boy back up there and pull out a girl!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - In Which Charlotte Goes Down The Rabbit Hole Dr. Addison Montgomery: Angie, you have a disease and you will die, thats the truth. Hiding it from Ray is not going to change that. But the bigger truth, the better truth, is that you are alive now. You're living, and you should get, you should get everything that life has to offer. You should get what you want. You should get to have a child, and a family, and Ray. Just because you're sick doesn't mean you don't get to live your life! Go home, tell Ray the truth, tell him what the future is, and let him decide. A person should get to have a whole life.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - In Which Charlotte Goes Down The Rabbit Hole William 'Dell' Parker: You are the practice. You keep it running, the way you deal with the patients, the way you care. Your dream is what started it in the first place. Dr. Naomi Bennett: And Sam's. William 'Dell' Parker: And Sam's. But I do it for you.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Violet Turner: [to Cooper] What do you know about women that you didn't get off the internet?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Cooper Freedman: You are listening to Alan's message again? Dr. Violet Turner: I have other messages. From patients. Dr. Cooper Freedman: Do your patients tell you to pick up Chienese and that they love you?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It is raining. Dr. Sam Bennett: You're wet. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle were I left my umbrella it does not rain in Los Angeles. William 'Dell' Cooper: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [ironic] Really? Right now?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Violet Turner: You know, I am good. I am brillant. I had a patient this morning, trapped for 19 years in a mariage. But today he's ready to ask for a divorce. I got him out of this! He's ready to move on. Dr. Pete Wilder: You like yourself and awful lot today! Dr. Violet Turner: I kick ass in my job. I rule. Dr. Pete Wilder: [the patient comes up with his wife, who's nose is bleeding. She screams at Violet] You do. You do rule.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Mother: I don't mean to be a bother. I had to bring Erin back she's just so... blue. Dr. Cooper Freedman: Oh, it's gotta be hard on her. Mother: It's terrible. Dr. Cooper Freedman: It's normal for kids to feel a little down when they're sick, It's really nothing to worry about. Mother: What? No! She's blue! Dr. Cooper Freedman: Understood! Mother: Light Blue! Dr. Cooper Freedman: ok [realized what she just said] What?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Patient: [talking about her vagina] Oh my god, it's broken. It's broken isn't it? Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It's not the kind of thing that breaks.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Pete Wilder: You are talking about sex, aren't you? Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: We are talking about a patient who can't have sex. Dr. Pete Wilder: You send her my way, I'm gonna get her going. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: You know, this is a very serious issue. This is a women who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke, you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man. Dr. Pete Wilder: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't. So, don't call me names.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Violet Turner: You're realizing that you're replacing sex with food?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Why is everyone always pushing Pete on me? Dr Naomi Bennett: Why are you pushing so hard against him?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic William 'Dell' Cooper: [gives Naomi a cake] Double Fudge. Dr Naomi Bennet: [she takes it and is about to walk away. Then she suddently changes her mind and put the cake back on the counter] You know what? Enough with the cake! I don't want your cake. I don't need your cake. I-I didn't ask for your cake. I'm all caked out. You know who's cake I want? I want Sam's cake. I want Sam's cake, but Sam's not baking a cake for me. So could you just... Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Nae... [she turns to Dell] Dell she's... uhm... she's gone off sugar for a while. William 'Dell' Cooper: [to Naomi] I'm not gonna stop bringing you cake. [Naomi wants to attack Dell, but Addison and Violet hold her back] Dr. Violet Turner: [as she and Addison pull Naomi away] Dell, no more cake. Dr Naomi Bennet: You know, Maya likes Sam better, you are mad at me for bringing you here and this boy is baking cakes at me. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Ok, we are gonna get through this. Dr Naomi Bennet: We are? Dr. Violet Turner: Yes, we are all gonna get through this. That's why you have us. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: We are gonna get through this together. Dr Naomi Bennet: Just, when is something good gonna happen? When is there gonna be a little magic? Dr Naomi Bennet: Nae that's the unending question.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Naomi Bennett: Maya likes Sam better, you're mad at me for bringing you here, and this boy is baking cakes at me!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - In Which Addison Finds The Magic Dr. Pete Wilder: [talking to his dead wife] You put our dog to sleep, you never took my side, you were mean to me, you withheld sex, you were cold, you were a mean cold bitch and I hate you! I hate you so much [he kicks her gravestone. He then steps away and looks at for a while before he kneels down to it] I'm sorry I couldn't save you.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Sam Bennett: You have something Ginger: [Ginger laughs] Thanks. You're sweet too Dr. Sam Bennett: No, you got something right here [pointing at a rash on her backside] Ginger: Huh?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Sam Bennett: Hey Man, what were you thinking? Dr. Pete Finch: It's a long sad story Dr. Cooper Freedman: Did you do the thing were she... [Addison and Noami enter the room]... uhm could be Pneumonia...
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Naomi Bennett: I am asking because I’m curious not because I care. What's her name? Dr. Sam Bennett: Who's name? Dr. Naomi Bennett: The girl... the girl Sam Dr. Sam Bennett: Ginger Dr. Naomi Bennett: Her name is Ginger? Dr. Sam Bennett: Hey I did not name her. I didn't hold her up to the Moon and did the whole thing. This isn't roots Dr. Naomi Bennett: Oh you're funny. You're funny man Dr. Sam Bennett: Her name is Ginger! Dr. Naomi Bennett: Did you sleep with Ginger? Dr. Sam Bennett: And you're asking because you're curious? Dr. Naomi Bennett: Yeah Dr. Sam Bennett: Yes Dr. Naomi Bennett: SAMUEL! Dr. Naomi Bennett: No I didn't. I just wanted to see what curiosity looked like- it's an awful lot like jealousy Dr. Naomi Bennett: I am not jealous Dr. Sam Bennett: Ohh yes you are
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Sam Bennett: [talking about a patient, as he stands in front of just that patient's door] Dave probably gets to see strippers. He most probably got one in there right now
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Charlotte King: This hospital's been 124 years building this reputation. I'm not gonna ruin that by chatting with you.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Tell me that is NOT the girl from last night Dr. Violet Turner: Cooper's bringing them to work now? Dr. Naomi Bennett: Oh my god, that's it. He's just crossed the line. [the watch Sam hugging Ginger] Sam just hugged a stripper Dr. Violet Turner: Oh god, at least with Cooper you know what you have Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Now let's all calm down. Sam is not a dog, he never was. And their could be a totally innocent explanation for this Dr. Naomi Bennett: For stripper hugging? Give me one! Give me one! Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [they see Pete and Ginger shaking hands] Like: She's here to see the real dog
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Hey! Is that stripper still in your office? Dr. Pete Finch: Entertainer, not stripper. And yes. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: And she's been in there all day? Why? Dr. Pete Finch: We're trying a few different techniques Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [laughing] Yeah, I’m sure you are. You know what? Noami does not need Ginger throw in her face Dr. Pete Finch: Noami is a big girl. She can handle this Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: But she doesn't have to that's why i'm here Ginger: [from inside is office] Pete, is it supposed to feel tingly? Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [mockingly copies Ginger] Pete is it supposed to feel... you know what? Go! Go do take care of your poor little stripper girl and her tigeling Dr. Pete Finch: Entertainer! And why are you so angry at me? Cooper the one... Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [interrupting him] I am trying to take care of my friend and Cooper is bad. But you are worse and you know why? Because you're slippery. Yeah, you walk around pretending to be all soulful but you don't take the heat. You just do whatever you wanna do and you evade, evade, evade. Dr. Pete Finch: You want me to kiss you again Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: NO! Dr. Pete Finch: Okay
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Gloria Walker: Stevie, close the door honey Stevie Walker: I'll leave it open so next time Dad passes out no one's gotta break a window to get in.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: I'll get you a tissue Dr. Charlotte King: I'm fine Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It's okay. It's been a big day Dr. Charlotte King: Montgomery, I’m chief to over 200 physicians. You call this big day? This place is making you soft
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Naomi Bennett: No Ginger. She can't be her. Ginger can't be her. Dr. Sam Bennett: Okay, you're gonna have to translate from freaked out language to normal people language.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - In Which Sam Receives An Unexpected Visitor… Dr. Pete Wilder: [Addison is annoyed about Pete and the stripper] I know you don't believe me, but I like my women real. Real skin, real breasts. Real lines around their eyes that mean they've really lived and had pain. You show me that woman, and i'm interested. And not in a slippery way. [walks towards the door, then stops and looks back at Addison] And Addison, I think it's great you try to take care of Naomi. But who takes care of you?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - In Which We Meet Addison, A Nice Girl From Somewhere Else Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: I'm changing my life. Now I can walk away angry or I can walk away with your blessing. Either way Richard: I'm going.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - In Which We Meet Addison, A Nice Girl From Somewhere Else Richard Webber: You think you're gonna go there and do what? Wear jeans, walk on the beach, dance in your underwear? Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Maybe I’ll dance naked.

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