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Primeval (UK)

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	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Series 3, Episode 7 Knight: I am in hell. Connor Temple: Technically it's London, but you know, it's an easy mistake to make.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Jenny Lewis: I warned you to stay away from this Danny. Danny Quinn: See, I thought we were flirting, it's so difficult to read women these days.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Sir James Lester: I know some of the creatures can be frightening, but surely this many pairs of underpants is overdoing it.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Sir James Lester: You know I'll never look at athlete's foot the same again.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Jenny Lewis: [about Danny] He's really overdoing the alpha male bit isn't he. Jenny Lewis: Something's wrong Danny Quinn: No Sat Nav, show us the way back to the ARC.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Danny Quinn: [about the fungus infected man] So we corner it and then we grill it, right? Abby Maitland: Isn't that cruel? Danny Quinn: What? Abby Maitland: That thing was a man not long ago, suppose he's still in there. Danny Quinn: So we ask it nicely and then we grill it, right? Abby Maitland: Thank you.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Series 3, Episode 5 Sir James Lester: [Looking at the Fungus covered man] Well this could be tricky to explain to the next of kin. Good news he's not technically dead, bad news he's turned into a mushroom.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Series 3, Episode 4 Danny Quinn: The door's jammed, Connor, go round the other side. Jenny Lewis: Oi, I give the orders around here. [Connor pauses] Connor, round the other side.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Series 3, Episode 3 Sir James Lester: What the hell has got into Cutter? Abby Maitland: That's not him. Connor Temple: There's two of him. Sir James Lester: Two versions of Cutter. Sounds like some sort of nightmare.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Series 3, Episode 1 Nick Cutter: Connor Temple, Abby Maitland, this is Captain Becker. He's here to protect us so do what he says. [Connor and Abby look et each other puzzled as Cutter turns away] Nick Cutter: Unless I think he's wrong.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Series 2, Episode 3 Professor Nick Cutter: You gave me a fright there. Valerie, what are you doing? Valerie: What am I doing? What about you? Don't tell me that you're not responsible for all of this. Professor Nick Cutter: What? Valerie: You people... with all your mysteries and secrets... I knew who you were from the first minute. You created him in some kind of, horrible genetic experiment, didn't you? He escaped, and now you've come to take him back. Well I won't let you. Professor Nick Cutter: That's not how it is. Valerie: Please don't lie to me! I'm not stupid. I'm going to take him somewhere safe, and I'll tell everyone what you've done. Professor Nick Cutter: But what are you going to say? That you buried your boyfriend after your pet killed him? Valerie: ...It was an accident. Dave got careless, he didn't know how to handle him...! Professor Nick Cutter: And you do? Valerie: He trusts me... I'm the closest thing to a mother he's ever had. I went into my garbage one day, and he was just, somehow, magically, there... a tiny cub, frightened, alone. Half-dead. I had to look after him. Professor Nick Cutter: I can understand that. And you've done very well, Valerie, but you have to give him up. Valerie: So that you can torture him? But of course, you don't call it that, do you? You call it research. Professor Nick Cutter: No nonono no, that's not what's going on. Valerie: Do you think I can't see how special he is? How unusual? You created him, and now you want to destroy him! Professor Nick Cutter: I care about that animal as much as you do, but he doesn't belong here, and you can't help him. I can. Valerie: You don't care about him. If you did you would tell the truth! Professor Nick Cutter: I'm telling you the truth. You have to trust me, Valerie... okay, okay, it's okay... come on. Help me... please. Valerie: It's too late. I'm sorry. I don't want any of this to happen. But I can't abandon him now.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Series 2, Episode 1 Professor Nick Cutter: [watching a raptor on video.] It's beautiful. [the raptor eats the camera and the team turns to stare at Nick.] I said it was beautiful; I didn't say it was friendly.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Series 2, Episode 1 Professor Nick Cutter: [staring at an unconscious raptor.] Look at it. It's a perfect killing machine. In a fair fight, a mammal wouldn't stand a chance. Stephen Hart: Speaking as a mammal, I'm in favor of cheating.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Series 2, Episode 1 Connor Temple: How hard can it be to see a raptor in a shopping center?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Series 2, Episode 1 Boy 2: [the team is chasing a raptor through a parking garage] What the hell was that? Professor Nick Cutter: Radio-controlled Cretaceous-era raptor. Be on the shelves by Christmas.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Episode 6 Professor Nick Cutter: If I don't make it back, push Lester through the worst anomaly you can find. Stephen Hart: It's a given.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Professor Nick Cutter: [after Claudia is knocked out by a semi-tranquillised pteradon] Ooops
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Claudia Brown: Four hours? I told you to seal the perimeter, not drystone-wall it!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Connor Temple: [answering the telephone] Abby Maitland's love shack; number one stud speaking. Oh, n-n-nah it's... it's Connor, professor!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Connor Temple: Re-e-ex! Where are you, dude? Abby Maitland: Did you think he was going to send up a distress flare or something? Connor Temple: He knows the sound of my voice; I'm thinkin' he might come running. Abby Maitland: He's a lizard, not a golden retriever!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Episode 5 Professor Nick Cutter: Let's have a look. [shines pen torch into her eyes] Claudia Brown: What're you doing? Professor Nick Cutter: I've absolutely no idea... but I've seen them do it on ER so there must be something in it.... How are you feeling? Any nausea? Claudia Brown: No. Professor Nick Cutter: Any headache? Claudia Brown: No. Professor Nick Cutter: Does anything feel odd at all? Claudia Brown: Just the one thing. Professor Nick Cutter: What? Claudia Brown: I can't see anything.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Helen Cutter: Presumably there are still laws against kidnapping. Sir James Lester: Mmmm, though officially you're dead! We can't have kidnapped somebody who doesn't actually exist, can we? The only way you can get out of here is by telling us everything you know about the anomalies. Helen Cutter: I'll tell you one thing: you're the spitting image of a Utah raptor I once met in the Jurassic.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Mrs. Davis: I didn't expect the SAS! Professor Nick Cutter: The town council takes pest control very seriously, Mrs Davis.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Abby Maitland: Uh... what're you doin' here? Connor Temple: The room; do you remember? Don't worry; you'll hardly know I'm about. Listen, you... erm [cocks an eyebrow towards Tom and Duncan watching from their car]... you couldn't just give us a kiss, could you? Abby Maitland: No! Connor Temple: I'll give you twenty quid. Abby Maitland: Huh! What d'you think I am? Connor Temple: I think you're... a person who kidnaps dinosaurs and hides them from the authorities. Abby Maitland: You wouldn't! [Connor does the eyebrow thing again and so Abby, wearing only her briefs and a T shirt, emerges from behind the door and gives him a peck on the cheek] Tom: [watching from car] Unbelievable!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Sir James Lester: I think I trust her about as much as I could throw a Stegosaurus.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Professor Nick Cutter: We better ship this lot back before we upset Darwin. Now, err... everybody grab a dodo.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Tom: They tried to take me over... but I fought them, Con... I fough - -th - ... Connor Temple: You did a really good job. Tom: M-Mmh-mm... I'm a hero.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Episode 4 Connor Temple: I can't do this anymore.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Connor Temple: You know it wasn't until you got bitten that I felt that one of us could actually die from doing this. It really upset me. Stephen Hart: You must have gone through hell. Connor Temple: Yep... It did make me think about what's important though; you know, sorts out your priorities a bit. If you get killed, can I have your iPod?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Connor Temple: Is that perfume? Abby Maitland: I can do the girl thing, you know. Connor Temple: Ooooh! Stephen Hart: You look really good. Abby Maitland: Thanks. Stephen Hart: It was good of you both to come; you shouldn't have bothered. Connor Temple: Don't flatter yourself. Some of us just like hanging out with nurses. Abby Maitland: Come on. I'll give you a lift home. Stephen Hart: Oh, there's no need; my girlfriend's picking me up. Connor Temple: Girlfriend? Stephen Hart: Alison. She's been in the rainforest for two years researching infectious diseases. Connor Temple: Let's hope she's not one of those girls who brings her work home with her. Abby Maitland: Hmm. You must have missed her. Stephen Hart: Yeah... I'd better go. Goodbye. [Exits] Connor Temple: Two years! How much sex are they going to have over the next few days?

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