Primetime Glick Quotes

Primetime Glick

- Episode Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Janeane Garofalo: [Jiminy is fidgeting and adjusting into odd seating positions] Are you alright? Jiminy Glick: Yes. It's one of the advantages of only having one ball.
	Unknown Episode: Adrien Van Voorhees: I'm Adrien Van Voorhees, and am I the only one who needs a Glick fix? Audience: No! We do! Adrien Van Voorhees: Damn straight!
	Unknown Episode: Jerry Seinfeld: You're a overweight, frustrated, unsuccessful, stammering, stuttering, sweating, you know- completely out of your element, individual. Jiminy Glick: [unphased] Aren't you kind.
	Unknown Episode: Bill Maher: [after Jiminy describes his sex life] That's great. I always thought that was a whole front and you were gay, but that's, you know, just what I've heard. Jiminy Glick: Now why, isn't that interesting coming from a 44-year-old bachelor.
	Unknown Episode: Jiminy Glick: [to Julia-Louis Dreyfus] And let this always be a reminder to you... you are a special spirit. Thank you very much. [Julia laughs] Jiminy Glick: [reconsidering] Oh, I hadn't heard the laugh yet. [Julia's smile quickly fades] Jiminy Glick: Oh, well, that can be taken out in editing.
	Unknown Episode: Jiminy Glick: Now, I have to ask you. What's your beef with the Nazis?

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