03x20 - Hot Water Season 3 / Episode 20: - Hot Water

Aria Montgomery: [to Emily and Hanna] Ezra's back...


Aria Montgomery: ...and so is Mrs. Fitz-scary.
03x10 - What Lies Beneath Season 3 / Episode 10: - What Lies Beneath

Wren Kingston: So, you wanna tell me how you did this?
Hanna Marin: Told you. I was cutting a carrot and the knife slipped.
Wren Kingston: And it made a gash this big?
Hanna Marin: It was a big carrot.
03x04 - Birds of a Feather Season 3 / Episode 4: - Birds of a Feather

Ella Montgomery: I haven't been out on a real date since George Clooney was on "ER".
03x03 - Kingdom of the Blind Season 3 / Episode 3: - Kingdom of the Blind

Emily Fields: You're not paranoid if somebody's really out to get you.
03x03 - Kingdom of the Blind Season 3 / Episode 3: - Kingdom of the Blind

Hanna Marin: I say we push a table in front of her and see what she does.
Spencer Hastings: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna Marin: [Not getting the sarcasm] Thank you.
03x01 - It Happened "That Night" Season 3 / Episode 1: - It Happened "That Night"

Aria Montgomery: "Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts."
Spencer Hastings: "Game on, bitches."
Spencer Hastings, Hanna Marin, Aria Montgomery, Emily Fields: "A."
02x25 - UnmAsked Season 2 / Episode 25: - UnmAsked

Toby Cavanaugh: [to Spencer] Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.
02x25 - UnmAsked Season 2 / Episode 25: - UnmAsked

Spencer Hastings: [to Aria] You're little, but you're big.
02x25 - UnmAsked Season 2 / Episode 25: - UnmAsked

Spencer Hastings: [to Aria] C'mon, we're Team Sparia.
02x22 - Father Knows Best Season 2 / Episode 22: - Father Knows Best

Aria Montgomery: When you love someone, it's worth fighting for. No matter what the odds.
02x22 - Father Knows Best Season 2 / Episode 22: - Father Knows Best

Mona Vanderwall: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer Hastings, Hanna Marin, Emily Fields: [all pointing at Aria] Her.
Aria Montgomery: Wow, really? Thanks, guys.
02x11 - I Must Confess Season 2 / Episode 11: - I Must Confess

Emily Fields: This must be so weird for you.
Ashley Marin: Not really, she gave us a lawn mower as a wedding gift.
02x08 - Save The Date Season 2 / Episode 8: - Save The Date

Spencer Hastings: [Garrett has unexpectedly shown up at Rosewood High] What's going on? Why are you here?
Officer Garrett Reynolds: Uh, it's my turn to teach the driver's ed class. Hoping I can scare kids into watching the road instead of their cell phones.
02x08 - Save The Date Season 2 / Episode 8: - Save The Date

Spencer Hastings: [reading Alison's autopsy report] There was dirt in her lungs.
Aria Montgomery: What do you mean?
Spencer Hastings: It means that she was breathing in dirt when she died. That the... the blow to her head isn't what killed her.
Aria Montgomery: [stammering] I don't...
Spencer Hastings: Aria, Alison was buried alive.
02x07 - Surface Tension Season 2 / Episode 7: - Surface Tension

Hanna Marin: Guys!


Hanna Marin: Read the card.
Emily Fields: [reading the card] Two liars under one roof. You're making this too easy. -A.
Hanna Marin: [scoffs] It's not even the good candy.
02x03 - My Name Is Trouble Season 2 / Episode 3: - My Name Is Trouble

Toby Cavanaugh: I love you, so much
Spencer Hastings: I wanted to say that first
02x02 - The Goodbye Look Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Goodbye Look

Aria Montgomery: Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?
Mona Vanderwall: No.
02x01 - It's Alive Season 2 / Episode 1: - It's Alive

Caleb Rivers: I should have told you in person, I just... I had never said the things that I was feeling, and I didn't feel that I could say those things without making a complete ass of myself. Pretty much like I am right now... So I wrote you a letter. And in the letter Is aid I was sorry. Most of my life, I have felt alone, even when I was with people... that was until I met you.
01x22 - For Whom the Bell Tolls Season 1 / Episode 22: - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Hanna Marin: [On Jenna] She's at the top of our a list.
01x22 - For Whom the Bell Tolls Season 1 / Episode 22: - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Jenna Marshall: What do you want?
Hanna Marin: The truth. Think you ca handle that?
01x21 - Monsters in the End Season 1 / Episode 21: - Monsters in the End

Spencer Hastings: He had his hands in her panty drawer!
01x19 - A Person of Interest Season 1 / Episode 19: - A Person of Interest

Caleb Rivers: You're the queen of heels and handbags. But out here you're dora the explorer. You have any other personalities I should know about?
01x18 - The Badass Seed Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Badass Seed

Caleb Rivers: Wanna share a towel, too?
01x18 - The Badass Seed Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Badass Seed

Mona Vanderwall: [during rehearsals for "The Bad Seed"] I think my character's being totally selfish. I don't even know how to play that.
01x17 - The New Normal Season 1 / Episode 17: - The New Normal

Byron Montgomery: [over the machine] Mr. Fitz, this is Byron Montgomery, Aria's dad.


Byron Montgomery: Look, I'm sorry about how our meeting went, and I owe you one for that. I've read your stories and I'd like to talk with you, so maybe we could have a beer. Give me a call, thanks.


Ezra Fitz: So, you want an eggroll?
Aria Montgomery: Sounds good.
01x17 - The New Normal Season 1 / Episode 17: - The New Normal

Exterminator: Are you 'A'?
Hanna Marin: Excuse me?
Exterminator: Someone called about an infestation in your basement. Only name they left was 'A'. Is that you?
Hanna Marin: Uh... no. You've got the wrong house.

01x16 - Je Suis une Amie Season 1 / Episode 16: - Je Suis une Amie

Ian Thomas: [to Spencer] You know, you can't avoid me. I live in your backyard.
01x16 - Je Suis une Amie Season 1 / Episode 16: - Je Suis une Amie

Aria Montgomery: Hanna, you're taking that?
Hanna Marin: Yes. 'A' owes me: hospital bills, pain and suffering, tire marks on my cleavage...
01x16 - Je Suis une Amie Season 1 / Episode 16: - Je Suis une Amie

Spencer Hastings: Hanna, I like stray dogs, too. But sometimes they bite.
Hanna Marin: Well, he's had his shots.
01x16 - Je Suis une Amie Season 1 / Episode 16: - Je Suis une Amie

Aria Montgomery: My mom and dad are having an affair with each other.