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	Season 2 / Episode 19: - I Know What You Did Last Spring Break! Mary Cherry: Well, I'd do anything to be a scream queen, Mr. Director Man. Anything!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Fag Lily Esposito: [someone has written FAG across her locker] Leave it on. I want people to see what hatred looks like.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Mary Charity April Tuna: Gosh. I'm a freakin' fox!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Mary Charity Mary Cherry: Its a vicious circle. Work spend work spend. I cannot be poor under these conditions! Lily Esposito: It's a lot easier when you don't have a choice.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Consequences of Falling Clarence: Harrison, I can't thank you enough for my Christmas present. That is the ugliest, cheapest-ass tree I've ever seen.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Consequences of Falling Clarence: YOU BLEW UP THE WORLD MAN!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Consequences of Falling Harrison John: [about to commit suicide] What are you doing here? Clarence: I'm an angel. [thunder rumbles] Angel-in-training. I get my wings if I help you. So please, don't do anything stupid and jeopardize my career.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Are You There God? It's Me, Ann-Margret Harrison: Brooke. I met God. Brooke: Excuse me? Harrison: God. She came to visit the hospital. She carried a schedule. Brooke: I think you need to take down some of those angel posters and put up some Marilyn Manson.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Brooke McQueen: What is your problem? Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Brooke, don't. Brooke McQueen: No, I want to know. Would it kill you to be nice? Ashley #3: I'm not trying to get invited to your Christmas party Marcia Brady, I just don't want to talk about food!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Ashley #3: Why is he here? Clearly we don't have the same problem.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: People call me 'Sugar' Ashley #3: And I bet you answer
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Those girls look at me and see everything they hate about themselves.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Harrison John: Brooke, all this is just about proving to yourself that you are a good person. Brooke McQueen: If that's what you think then you don't know me.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Misery Loathes Company Mary Cherry: Hey, I don't hear those keys a-clickin' Miss Agatha Christie! Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: I have lost feeling in my fingers. Mary Cherry: Oh! Olga, be a hon would you, and run some boiling water over her hands? Samantha 'Sam' McPherson: No! No, no. Let's, let's, let's continue.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Style and Substance Abuse (1) George Austin: How can I vote for someone I'm allergic to?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Style and Substance Abuse (1) April Tuna: Shut up, all of you! Don't you see the end is near? Get with it! We slave over homework, we get in trouble with our parents, and for what? I know I, for one, would like to escape... to another planet. If elected student council planet, I aim not to fight alien visitation, but welcome it. I propose to convert Kennedy High's football field into a UFO welcoming station. They’re coming!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Sweetest Taboo Mary Cherry: Sugar D, look at my new lips. I'm one sex poutin' lady. Whatever it takes, Nic'll do it. Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: What if I ask for something... [inhales deeply then smiles] forbidden? Nicole Julian: Sometimes the only way to get beyond the thrill of that forbidden fruit... [whispers seductively] is to taste it! Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Ok, I will help you, if I can lose myself in the pillowy softness of Mary Cherry's new lips. Mary Cherry: What? No! I'm holding out for Joe! or Justin Timberlake. Nicole Julian: You owe me, Cherry! You stole my knee! Sugar, do our bidding and Mary Cherry will let you, for a one time use only, have your way with her tawdry, posturepedic [whispers] mouth! Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Ladies, you have yourself a cameraman.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Sweetest Taboo Nicole Julian: [after Principal Krupps shows Sugar D's hidden camera... turns to Mary Cherry] Bitch! I'm gonna kill you! Mary Cherry: [hides behind Sugar D] No! No Nic! Nic, I tried to stay strong. But if I get suspended, I'd be off the Glamazons. Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Yeah! And I'd get kicked off the team and my boys need me right now in a time of crisis. Mary Cherry: We realized the only thing worse than violating the sacred trust of our friendship would be being unpopular. The ultimate, heinous taboo! Nicole Julian: [smacks Mary Cherry's forehead] Mary Cherry: Ow!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Citizen Shame Nicole Julian: Come on Krupps, you know you want it. [Nicole jumps on Principal Krupps] Principal Calvin Krupps: Ms. Julian! Dismount me!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Timber! (2) Nicole Julian: In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry. Mary Cherry: As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner. Nicole Julian: Nine hundred nine, 908... [lost consciousness] Mary Cherry: Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - What Makes Sammy Run Wanda Rickets: I'm teen trash.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Hard on the Outside, Soft in the Middle Harrison John: Hey everybody! This is Exquisite Woo. Mary Cherry: [pulls Exquisite by her arm] Let's get one thing straight China girl. The only thing exquisite at this school is my ass!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Ch-Ch-Changes Cherry Cherry: Adam Rothchild Ryan? Adam Rotchild Ryan: Here. Cherry Cherry: Damn! I bet your real name's Alice, ain't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Ch-Ch-Changes Cherry Cherry: What the hell is that? Somebody smells like old lady?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Lord of the Files Miss Roberta 'Bobbi' Glass: Why aren't you under the table? Nicole Julian: Because if I wanted to play dust mop, I'd have worn your clothes.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Lord of the Files Miss Roberta 'Bobbi' Glass: Falling bricks, Cherry! Take cover!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Lord of the Files Principal Calvin Krupps: Let me just start by saying, I am not a policeman. Miss Roberta 'Bobbi' Glass: But I bet you own the outfit.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Lord of the Files Nicole Julian: Vera Krupps is one of God's typos.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - All About Adam Adam Rotchild Ryan: Is Mary Cherry retarded?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - All About Adam Wanda Ricketts: I want pie.

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